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Re: Give us a laugh !
« Reply #750 on: August 14, 2017, 05:04:37 am »
http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/2017/05/08/beer-made-from-urine-don-t-even-notice.html

People may have heard of the Corona Beer/Urine rumour which was falsely spread by Heineken in .c.1987  to slur the Mexican beer. Well, now we have the real thing!
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“The only power any government has is the power to crack down on criminals. Well, when there aren't enough criminals, one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws. "Ayn Rand

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Re: Give us a laugh !
« Reply #753 on: August 15, 2017, 10:56:32 pm »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4791246/Missing-woman-Lisa-Theris-alive-month-woods.html

As the comments point out, she does not seem to have suffered to any real extent after eating raw wild foods and drinking from  streams etc. Yet the media as usual absurdly portray this sort of enforced  rawpalaeo reenactment as a "hell-on-earth".
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Re: Give us a laugh !
« Reply #754 on: September 09, 2017, 04:14:16 am »
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What is something you don't want to hear the captain say on an airplane?

Alec Radosavljevic, Teenager, Glider Pilot, Actor, Scuba Diver, Skier, Gamer
Answered Aug 22

During landing the PA came on…

“Oh fuck. Shit. More power.”

“Fuck, I don't think we'll make it”

“Should we go around? “

“No we'll force it down.”

“Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Hold on”

“Retard, retard”

“BACK MORE!”

plane lands

“Holy fucking fucking shit man.”

“Hahaha you were so lucky!”

Throughout the whole landing passengers sat in the brace position. Some praying. Some crying. Some screaming.

PA comes back on

“Ladies and gentlemen welcome to Zagreb, Croatia where local time is twenty five past eleven. We apologise for the little bump in the landing, this is very normal. Have a good evening.”

The pilots came out of the cockpit smiling at passengers as they fought to disembark the plane.

One of the flight attendants went to the captain and quietly said to him “The PA was on during landing”.

The pilot and co-pilot gave eachother the ‘oops we fucked up' look and laughed.

True story. Hopefully pilots keep their conversations to themselves next time.

Alec

Cause and effect are distant in time and space in complex systems, while at the same time there’s a tendency to look for causes near the events sought to be explained. Time delays in feedback in systems result in the condition where the long-run response of a system to an action is often different from its short-run response. — Ronald J. Ziegler

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