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Title: Teen's Strange Ramen Noodle Addiction
Post by: Projectile Vomit on April 12, 2013, 08:02:04 am
Thought folks would get a kick out of this crazy, insane article (http://shine.yahoo.com/healthy-living/teen-s-strange-ramen-addiction--165713286.html). Kids, don't do this at home.

Notable quotes:
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Georgi Readman, 18, of the Isle of Wight, U.K., refuses to eat fruit and vegetables and exists solely on packaged noodle soup... Readman, who is 5'3'' and 98 pounds, told the Daily News that she became hooked on the noodles when she was five-years-old and her mother still buys her packages by the dozens. She estimates eating 30 miles of noodles per year and the thought of eating anything else makes her sick.
And the best one:
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Readman could not be reached for comment but according to her doctors, she is malnourished and has the health of an 80 year old.
Title: Re: Teen's Strange Ramen Noodle Addiction
Post by: LePatron7 on April 12, 2013, 08:04:02 am
Lmao at the last part.
Title: Re: Teen's Strange Ramen Noodle Addiction
Post by: cherimoya_kid on April 12, 2013, 11:17:41 am
An early death is coming her way, unless she expands her diet.
Title: Re: Teen's Strange Ramen Noodle Addiction
Post by: eveheart on April 12, 2013, 11:29:37 am
I know people who eat like this. A friend of my cousin's would only eat hot dogs. A friend's husband insisted on a plain hamburger (meat patty on a bun, no condiments or anything else) every night. The lucky ones die young. The rest of them live on and on, in the worst of health, and never have a clue why they're sick.
Title: Re: Teen's Strange Ramen Noodle Addiction
Post by: Ioanna on April 12, 2013, 12:43:41 pm
mom isn't doing her job  ???

this is sad, she didn't develop this 80 year old body overnight
Title: Re: Teen's Strange Ramen Noodle Addiction
Post by: RogueFarmer on April 12, 2013, 08:05:09 pm
I knew gutter punks who didn't even bother to cook it and said it was their favorite food.
Title: Re: Teen's Strange Ramen Noodle Addiction
Post by: cherimoya_kid on April 13, 2013, 03:49:39 am
mom isn't doing her job  ???


Damn straight.
Title: Re: Teen's Strange Ramen Noodle Addiction
Post by: aLptHW4k4y on April 13, 2013, 04:30:50 am
I can't imagine how people can eat those, let alone live on them. The taste is absolutely horrible, besides the fact that they look like crap.
Title: Re: Teen's Strange Ramen Noodle Addiction
Post by: svrn on May 12, 2013, 12:13:37 am
the msg makes your mouth want more and more. i used to love the stuff.