/*
* Patch for filter_var()
*/
if(!function_exists('filter_var')){
define('FILTER_VALIDATE_IP', 'ip');
define('FILTER_FLAG_IPV4', 'ipv4');
define('FILTER_FLAG_IPV6', 'ipv6');
define('FILTER_VALIDATE_EMAIL', 'email');
define('FILTER_FLAG_EMAIL_UNICODE', 'unicode');
function filter_var($variable, $filter, $option = false){
if($filter == 'ip'){
if($option == 'ipv4'){
if(preg_match("/(\d{1,3}\.\d{1,3}\.\d{1,3}\.\d{1,3})/", $variable, $matches)){
$variable = $matches[1];
return $variable;
}
}
if($option == 'ipv6'){
if(preg_match("/\s*(([:.]{0,7}[0-9a-fA-F]{0,4}){1,8})\s*/", $variable, $matches)){
$variable = $matches[1];
return $variable;
}
}
}
if($filter == 'email'){
if($option == 'unicode' || $option == false){
if(preg_match("/\s*(\S*@\S*\.\S*)\s*/", $variable, $matches)){
$variable = $matches[1];
return $variable;
}
}
}
}
}
Print Page - We could all qualify to be Free Sperm Donors !
Paleo Diet: Raw Paleo Diet and Lifestyle Forum
Raw Paleo Diet Forums => Off Topic => Topic started by: goodsamaritan on December 21, 2011, 12:45:33 am
This guy donates sperm for free. Claims he's healthy. And that his sperm is organic. Guy is on a calorie restriction diet. http://trentdonor.org/diet (http://trentdonor.org/diet) The news article is at: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/16/trent-arsenault-sperm-donor-fda-regulation_n_1154493.html (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/16/trent-arsenault-sperm-donor-fda-regulation_n_1154493.html) Maybe we can all qualify for this market. Healthy sperm. He's got 200 million per ml. Last sperm count I had in 2003 was 300 million per ml. I'd better check it out again now that I'm a raw paleo dieter. Just for kicks. Who else wants to be a free sperm donor? Your thoughts?
Maybe we can all qualify for this market. On second thought...
I don't have any sperm either, Eve. I could donate organic eggs if I so chose, but what's this company's age limit, GS? Haha he drinks bean soup, but as long as it's labeled organic (snicker).
Can the male ego get any larger? :o
Can the male ego get any larger? :o Oh, come on, women's eggs sell for far, far more than any man's sperm! AFAIK, it's mainly students, especially medical students, who have the best opportunity to donate sperm. On an aside, re GS's sexist comments, there's an amusing SF story which starts with "There is a sweet little horror story that is only two sentences long: "The last man on Earth sat alone in a room There was a knock on the door...". The idea being that every reader expects there to be a monster at the door, but it turns out to be a woman:- http://koapp.narod.ru/english/fantast/book34.htm (http://koapp.narod.ru/english/fantast/book34.htm)
I wasn't referring to people selling their sperm or eggs.