/* * Patch for filter_var() */ if(!function_exists('filter_var')){ define('FILTER_VALIDATE_IP', 'ip'); define('FILTER_FLAG_IPV4', 'ipv4'); define('FILTER_FLAG_IPV6', 'ipv6'); define('FILTER_VALIDATE_EMAIL', 'email'); define('FILTER_FLAG_EMAIL_UNICODE', 'unicode'); function filter_var($variable, $filter, $option = false){ if($filter == 'ip'){ if($option == 'ipv4'){ if(preg_match("/(\d{1,3}\.\d{1,3}\.\d{1,3}\.\d{1,3})/", $variable, $matches)){ $variable = $matches[1]; return $variable; } } if($option == 'ipv6'){ if(preg_match("/\s*(([:.]{0,7}[0-9a-fA-F]{0,4}){1,8})\s*/", $variable, $matches)){ $variable = $matches[1]; return $variable; } } } if($filter == 'email'){ if($option == 'unicode' || $option == false){ if(preg_match("/\s*(\S*@\S*\.\S*)\s*/", $variable, $matches)){ $variable = $matches[1]; return $variable; } } } } }
In the cold ocean while wearing a wet suit is great -dYou are a foul despoiler of the environment. To think that I have been swimming in diluted urine as a result of depraved degenerates like you, it makes me sick. Well, OK, pissing outdoors on land is not an issue unless I am stuck in quicksand, but pissing in swimming-pools, lakes, rivers, seas and oceans should be punished in unique, horrible ways. I particularly like the occasional mention of people getting their urethra/vagina blocked by a particular, parasitic tiny fish which detects the warm urine and then uses its spines to remain stuck in the genitals:-
Otherwise out side in the open air is a wonderful male pleasure l)