/*
* Patch for filter_var()
*/
if(!function_exists('filter_var')){
define('FILTER_VALIDATE_IP', 'ip');
define('FILTER_FLAG_IPV4', 'ipv4');
define('FILTER_FLAG_IPV6', 'ipv6');
define('FILTER_VALIDATE_EMAIL', 'email');
define('FILTER_FLAG_EMAIL_UNICODE', 'unicode');
function filter_var($variable, $filter, $option = false){
if($filter == 'ip'){
if($option == 'ipv4'){
if(preg_match("/(\d{1,3}\.\d{1,3}\.\d{1,3}\.\d{1,3})/", $variable, $matches)){
$variable = $matches[1];
return $variable;
}
}
if($option == 'ipv6'){
if(preg_match("/\s*(([:.]{0,7}[0-9a-fA-F]{0,4}){1,8})\s*/", $variable, $matches)){
$variable = $matches[1];
return $variable;
}
}
}
if($filter == 'email'){
if($option == 'unicode' || $option == false){
if(preg_match("/\s*(\S*@\S*\.\S*)\s*/", $variable, $matches)){
$variable = $matches[1];
return $variable;
}
}
}
}
}
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Raw Paleo Diet Forums => Info / News Items / Announcements => Topic started by: goodsamaritan on June 15, 2012, 09:32:09 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2159692/Womans-mouth-falls-pregnant-squid-biting-sea-creature-scientists-claim.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2159692/Womans-mouth-falls-pregnant-squid-biting-sea-creature-scientists-claim.html) Mouths impregnated by live / raw squid.
ROFLMFAO right now and here's why 'I've probably had hundreds of spermatophores ejaculate on my fingers and never felt a sting.' The things people will say and print, lol!
I've probably had hundreds of spermatophores ejaculate on my fingers and never felt a sting. That's because you're a GUY, so you can't get impregnated! And did you notice, this was COOKED squid? So, that's one more danger in eating cooked foods. I'm wondering how long it'll take before squid sperm sac becomes a delicacy at San Francisco bay area sushi bars.
Amazing!!!
That's because you're a GUY, so you can't get impregnated! And did you notice, this was COOKED squid? So, that's one more danger in eating cooked foods. I'm wondering how long it'll take before squid sperm sac becomes a delicacy at San Francisco bay area sushi bars. This particular incident was cooked, but the article spoke of incidents with raw too, and I'm guess the only reason that the babies weren't killed in this incident was because the internal part of the squid escaped the heat. Amazing little creatures to be able to live through that and then live through saliva as if they were in the ocean!