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Hot Topics / Hot Asians Doing it (cooked) paleo! Hottttt!
« on: April 01, 2017, 03:57:20 am »
Hot Asian girls prepare super paleo foods from forage to finish, enjoy!!

Personals / Rawfed (three generations back) Dogs Available for rehoming
« on: February 26, 2017, 09:24:45 am »
Note: If the bizarre mods on this forum find this an inapropriate section for this (even though these dogs have individual personalities and you would become a member of your family), then please move wherever you like.

So it is with a heavy heart that I'm offering up a few of my children. I tried adopting them out locally when they were born but could find only one home where they agreed to feed all raw MEATS not meat/veggie mixes, and not cut off their balls (vasectomy, which is the norm in Europe, is fine), and not inject them with mercury/BHQ/etc under the malicious guise of vaxxines.

I am leaving this disgusting filth that is New Mystery Babylon (USA,inc.) behind in favor of florid jungles where I and the pups that remain with me will feast on python, anaconda, coconuts, gator, and bear. Unfortunately my pack is 8 at present and a few of them thini they're dominant amongst themselves after me. This leads to skirmishes and since we will be living in a manner where we will need to keep a low profile so as to maintain our idealistic paleo life in paradise (well, central america preferred but no way I'll be risking them across those borders) without being discovered and arrested for our downright, extremist , revolutionary way of living, I will have to let a few go. Looking at between 1-3 of them, though each loss is a fresh wound in my side, if the lands were more vast in the subtropical regions I would find a way to keep our family together, but would have to stay in the wintery north for that and 30years of it is enough. These dogs breeds are as follows : Black Lab, pitbull, jack russel terrier, beagle, Taiwanese Formosan Mountain Dog (badass as fuck), and possibly Greyhound. These dogs have been raised with pack psychology, meaning they have been given lots of exercise, calm assertive dominance and leadership by myself, and never allowed to walk all over me, their master and Alpha. They are obedient, have bright, glossy coats, alert eyes, strong bones and healthy dispositions. They are loyal as all get out, they are both cuddlebugs and vicious hunters. Fearless when they want to be, but cowards to loud noises (which can be overcome, they have many hunting breeds in their genes). If you were a soldier they would go into battle with you. If you were a childcare worker they would be ambassadors for their species. They are wild and free at heart and will not tolerate being kenneled. They are HIGHLY intelligent, and it can be difficult to keep them contained. They are a bunch of Houdini's so be warned. I will not let my babies go to just any cretins, I turned down LITERALLY hundreds of respondents to my various ads because they weren't good enough. You, the RPD community are my last ditch effort. If I have to, I will find a way to get along with my whole pack. But would really love to find someone so awesome that they could deserve these dogs. If you are Atheist, please don't apply. If you are a dogmatic religious person, please don't apply. If you understand that something put us here in this dimension, and you believe in karma, and practice empathy and have good energy about you, and have your shit together, then please get in touch. You can pm me here or email me from my profile section.

I will be posting pics, as well as links to my youtube channel (CryinRyan'sHelpMeToHelpEwe),  where you can view their awesomeness in video. They will eat whole carcasses, or bone-in meats, or eggs or if you have plenty of land, they will find and kill their own food. They take rabbits easily, and will kill tukey and others if allowed (it is their inherent right to secure food just like anyone else). They NEVER get sick under my pasture based, livestock and wild foods (barn pigeons, rabbits, deer, turkey, crow, etc) feeding regimen. They are hardy in cold weather, but also have breeds built for tropics, and their mom was a wild rescue from the desert mountains of norcal, so they can take the heat and humidity as well.

Please only respond if you treat dogs like family....if they are just an amusement for your kids, or they are an "it" instead of a he or she, please don't respond because I will neurolinguistically profile you and discover if your goals are incongruent with what my babies deserve.

Link to vid: hxtps://

Personals / Have you seen this gir?
« on: January 15, 2017, 08:24:51 am »
Bored of the asinitnity of new Babylon? Yah, me too!

Looking for my twin flame who wants to leave this world behind for however long and go live down south and experience how good free and wild living, in the forest can be.

Gots to eat the raw meats.
Must be absolutely weary of pop and fringe culture. Would prefer you know how to bushcraft but if not I will teach you if there's chemistry.
Looking to live as a first peoples nation, not anything more conventional than that. No iron age, no Renaissance, and no modernity. Awareness, knives and bows, and spears that about does it!
You must be healthy already. Hopefully you got there on your own studying and trial and error as I did (all thanks to all recorded resources such as Aaj who carried me along... Rest in peace if you're really dead my Brother, I would have shown you my gratitude if you were still here)

You must be love filled and motivated. If you don't live and breathe love, this would never work.

Must love dogs....i have 8 that come from 2 previous generations raw and are about as badass as it comes. They are loyal, obedient and gorgeous. They're jet black but their hair shines blue under the cleaf sky...but I mean love them, not tolerate them..

Must be emotionally stable and perceptive. I've been around crash test dummies my whole life, I'm so past that. Be friendly and blanced, kind but firm, and have your head out of your rear plz.

After that don't care. I'm 5'11, slim athletic build, blond, blue eyes and probably a little native as i turn in to a brownie under sunlight. Most people find me attractive even if they can't abide my candor. I don't want anything from you but your company. I have every last thing I need out of this beautiful drop in the bucket, save for you...

I love all pieces of this reality, Im just bored of synthetics, and artifice, so please, join me in an equatorial paradise where it's always 🎵🎶summmmmertimmme and the livin's easy🎵🎷🎼

Because life in the subtropics for an RPDer is like a lifelong retreat at a resort with  no rules, we will run, climb, lounge, hunt, fish, create, destroy, meditate, and get high occasionally as the earth provides.

Bonus, I am very very very into your pleasure, so lots of romance ;)

Finally! I'm excite! <- Ty, please don't mod this, invoking creative license...

This lovely lady is super sexy to me:

'Glyphosate pretending to be glycine' is effing your world up! And this is why it takes so long to detox your way back to health, even under the best, most wildest, most biologically appropriate, raw paleo regimens...

Now, let the law suits begin and end...the madness..

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