Yogi Berra was nuts

"I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did."
"It ain't the heat, it's the humility."
"Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded"
"Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours."
"He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious."
"I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary."
"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?"
When a waiter asked Yogi Berra if he wanted his pizza cut into four or eight pieces.
He said something like...
"I'll take four, I am not hungry enough for eight."