Haven’t read all yet so I apologise if one of the following is already there.
“Reality is merely an illusion albeit a very persistent one.” Einstein
“The first thing we should do is kill all lawyers.” Shakespeare
“Bad people do bad things all the time but to make good people do bad things you need religion for that” forget who but read it in R. Dawkins The god delusion
"You must understand that it is not only possible, but highly desirable, to do several things simultaneously; thus, it happened that I was operating an international airline, importing thousands of live wild animals, producing films for television and building exercise machines all at the same time. In my opinion, many of our current problems are direct results of specialization; which is why the scientific community has now degenerated to the point of being a sick joke." Arthur Jones
"A long list of people all over the world have followed a pattern that seems to be stamped into the genes of many people: IGNORE, RIDICULE, ATTACK, COPY, STEAL." Arthur Jones
“Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.” H. L. Mencken
“All that is necessary for bad man to do bad thing is for good man to do nothing”
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