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Re: New TSA Regulations
« Reply #27 on: November 28, 2010, 10:29:11 pm »
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Re: New TSA Regulations
« Reply #28 on: November 28, 2010, 10:44:48 pm »
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Re: New TSA Regulations
« Reply #29 on: December 01, 2010, 05:59:46 am »
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Re: New TSA Regulations
« Reply #30 on: December 01, 2010, 07:17:20 am »
i was thinkin in the shower the other day, i am gonna just strip complete nude at an airport soon for a joke. people would laugh worldwide. i may be giving tsa ideas tho.

but i dont wanna be touched/xrayed, so w.e
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Re: New TSA Regulations
« Reply #31 on: January 14, 2011, 11:38:25 pm »
'nuther one making the rounds:
 
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He approached silently from behind and spoke in a low, reassuring voice close to my ear.  "Just relax."

Without warning, he reached down and I felt his strong, calloused hands start at my ankles, gently probing, and caressing upward along my tender calves slowly and steadily.  My breath caught in my throat.  I knew I should be afraid, but somehow I didn't care.  His touch was so experienced, so sure.

When his hands moved under my skirt to my thighs I gave a slight shudder and partly closed my eyes.  My pulse was pounding.  His knowing fingers continued upward across my abdomen, my ribcage.  And then, as he cupped my firm, full breasts in his hands, I inhaled sharply.  Probing, searching, knowing what he wanted, his teasing hands quickly moved to my shoulders and slid down my tingling spine.  My entire body was throbbing when he discovered my pink, lace thong. 

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Re: New TSA Regulations
« Reply #32 on: January 15, 2011, 01:07:53 am »
" now it is so obscenely thorough I strongly suspect that many such personnel are actually gay. "

Nice logic. So women must be going through the same harassment right since the all of the straight male personnel must be groping them.

"What annoys me greatly is the fact that, as a young Caucasian male,, I am extraordinarily unlikely to be an Islamic terrorist, but I suppose these f*ckwits target me a lot because they want to be also able to target young Muslim suspects without being accused of racial profiling."

I agree. As long as you're not the race being profiled it doesn't matter.

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Re: New TSA Regulations
« Reply #33 on: July 19, 2011, 08:32:46 pm »
" now it is so obscenely thorough I strongly suspect that many such personnel are actually gay.

Nice logic. So women must be going through the same harassment right since the all of the straight male personnel must be groping them..
  Missed this one. Since women are groped by female personnel, at least in the airports I've been to, my statement stands, actually.
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Re: New TSA Regulations
« Reply #34 on: July 19, 2011, 08:35:56 pm »
Here's an interesting article about a woman who "groped back" because she was so fed up:-

"American accused of groping airport security staff
An American businesswoman accused of groping an airport security official has received the support of thousands of fellow travellers.

12:58PM BST 19 Jul 2011

Yukari Miyamae was arrested last week after she allegedly squeezed the breasts of a Transportation Security Administration (TSA) officer at Phoenix’s Sky Harbour Airport.

The TSA claimed the 61-year-old refused to go through passenger screening and became argumentative, before groping the agent with both hands.

Mrs Miyamae said she was fed up with being manhandled by airport security staff – and thousands of Facebook users have given her their backing.

The community page "Acquit Yukari Miyamae" on the social networking site has attracted more than 2,000 members, with Mrs Miyamae described by users as “courageous” and “a freedom fighter”.

The TSA has been criticised in recent months for the invasiveness of its screening techniques, which include a pat-down of the groin, breasts and buttocks, and the use of controversial full body scanners.

Earlier this year security staff at New Orleans airport angered the parents of a six-year-old girl after she was subjected to an“intensive” frisking, one of dozens of complaints to receive widespread publicity.

Mrs Miyamae was released on Friday. No charges have yet been filed.
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 also, in case this wasn't reported previously:-

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Frisked by security at US airport
The parents of a young child have called for changes to airport security procedures after their six-year-old daughter was body-searched at New Orleans airport.

Selena Drexel said her daughter Anna was confused and began crying after the pat-down.

"When it was over and the camera was off, she got very weepy," she said. "She was apologetic: 'I'm sorry Mommy, I don't know what I did wrong, I don't know why they're mad at me'."

Mrs Drexel said searches were inappropriate for children because they are usually told not to let adults touch them in sensitive areas.

Airport screeners would not tell her why they were frisking her six-year-old daughter, she added.

Security officials said the officer followed proper procedures but that the security agency was reviewing its screening policies. "
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Re: New TSA Regulations
« Reply #35 on: July 19, 2011, 11:36:26 pm »
I don't think there's any problem with 'intensive full-body frisking' as long as they don't make people feel guilty before finding anything.
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Re: New TSA Regulations
« Reply #37 on: September 22, 2011, 04:09:18 am »
Reasonable... I don't really see the problem, they do the same to everyone.
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Re: New TSA Regulations
« Reply #38 on: September 22, 2011, 04:28:57 am »
Reasonable... I don't really see the problem, they do the same to everyone.
But they be doing this BS to anyone? It's degrading to anyone and serves no real purpose.
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Re: New TSA Regulations
« Reply #39 on: September 22, 2011, 11:03:29 pm »
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/the-hot-button/flight-passenger-humiliated-by-hairdo-security-check-for-weapons/article2174522/

    My hair has been searched.  I don't think they think there's weapons in it.  I think they just want to touch beautiful hair.  I think it's ridiculous; them doing this sort of thing all the time.
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Re: New TSA Regulations
« Reply #40 on: September 22, 2011, 11:09:30 pm »
Let's hope Ron Paul gets in. Maybe this nonsense will end.

It's funny how when a government program is implemented it suddenly becomes normal and to dismantle it, is unthinkable. Some even think it's a good idea. The money spent on this could be spent on better cockpit security, a simple screening system could be adopted. It is so silly. If a Bruce Lee type of character decided to hijack an airplane it would be easy.
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Re: New TSA Regulations
« Reply #41 on: October 08, 2011, 01:44:26 am »
What I meant of the Bruce Lee comment is that it doesn't take box cutters or finger nail clippers to take over an aircraft.
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Re: New TSA Regulations
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Re: New TSA Regulations
« Reply #44 on: December 30, 2013, 02:14:43 am »
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Re: New TSA Regulations
« Reply #46 on: December 30, 2013, 02:31:22 am »
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