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Re: Give us a laugh !
« Reply #51 on: April 22, 2012, 04:41:53 pm »
The following link can make one laugh as well as make one very angry:-

http://www.stellaawards.com/

(Look at the entries for each year up to 2007).

Oh, and this one:-

http://www.2spare.com/item_65657.aspx
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"During the last campaign I knew what was happening. You know, they mocked me for my foreign policy and they laughed at my monetary policy. No more. No more.
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« Reply #53 on: April 26, 2012, 09:50:14 pm »
Cheers
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« Reply #55 on: May 01, 2012, 03:32:43 am »
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« Reply #56 on: May 01, 2012, 08:19:05 pm »
Oh ma gosh, you just made my life Al, that is my favorite kind of humor, Rando!

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« Reply #58 on: May 13, 2012, 12:25:33 am »
Great video of the grandma models!I think i want to have a date with a grandma lol
YOU NEVER KNOW HOW STRONG YOU ARE UNTIL BEING STRONG IS THE ONLY CHOICE YOU HAVE!!

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« Reply #59 on: May 15, 2012, 06:24:23 pm »
This video can go in this thread, or it could go in one called "Make us cry" but I prefer laughter so here it is. Think about how condescending this malinformed, brainwashed individual sounds, then think about the proof we are living right now. Then laugh, because in a few decades people with have removed their heads from their rectums and our 'elite' bit of knowledge, will be, as it should be, common place! Cheers and have a great day everyone!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyodvwxe4mE&feature=player_embedded#!

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Re: Give us a laugh !
« Reply #61 on: May 23, 2012, 01:13:50 am »
Why did the tofu turkey cross the road?





To prove it wasn't chicken.

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« Reply #62 on: May 23, 2012, 05:27:29 am »
Good one!I got one,got one How do you put a condom on a elephant?
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Re: Give us a laugh !
« Reply #64 on: May 24, 2012, 04:53:38 am »
I give up Rhino.

Jessica - has that thread gone finally from being sad and disgusting to funny now? I was asked to stay away.

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« Reply #65 on: May 24, 2012, 06:52:11 am »
you take the" F" out of the word way
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« Reply #66 on: May 24, 2012, 09:50:53 am »
good one, jessica :)   

and dorothy... not even close. i regret looking at it this once, i won't anymore.  it gets worse i think.

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« Reply #67 on: May 29, 2012, 08:10:37 pm »
I know, I was deeply  embarassed by that thread.

I came across a very funny website through some random googling  I  often do in order to find out about things I never would have otherwise. At the risk of offending GS, here is:-

http://www.mangossubic.com/only_in_the_philippines2.htm

http://www.mangossubic.com/only_in_the_philippines3.htm

http://www.mangossubic.com/only_in_the_philippines1.htm

Here's just a small sample thereof:- "Thanks to Spain's decision a century and a half ago to restrict its colony's choice of surnames to a basket of generic Spanish names -- and the Philippines' lumbering, underfunded bureaucracy -- Filipinos find it harder and harder to tell each other apart, particularly in the phone book.

Mel Martinez, a gym instructor, winces as he remembers the long months he spent trying to get cellphone service. "Some other guy with the same name hadn't been paying his bills, so I couldn't get a line," he says. In the end, he decided to just use prepaid phone cards -- less of a hassle, he figured. Efforts to get bank loans and passports can become surreal experiences. Thousands of Filipinos walk around with certificates from the National Bureau of Investigation, the Philippines equivalent of the FBI, to prove they aren't wanted for kidnapping or murder, because someone with the same name is."

I hope all  the  incidents reported are real, the original website seems bona fide, but there is a tendency for people to post masses of urban legends or jokes on the web and make them seem as though they happened in real life.
« Last Edit: May 29, 2012, 08:15:40 pm by TylerDurden »
"During the last campaign I knew what was happening. You know, they mocked me for my foreign policy and they laughed at my monetary policy. No more. No more.
" Ron Paul.

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Re: Give us a laugh !
« Reply #68 on: May 31, 2012, 08:57:54 pm »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h19FZtDprd0&feature=related

Hand's down, best part comes at the very end, last two seconds LOL!

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« Reply #69 on: June 01, 2012, 08:44:06 pm »
Cheers
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« Reply #71 on: June 02, 2012, 04:52:43 am »
That was fun Miker!

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« Reply #72 on: June 04, 2012, 04:06:50 pm »
G K Chesterton once said ""When people stop believing in God, they don't believe in nothing -- they believe in anything." Here's the rather amusing proof:-

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2154300/Jumping-Batwagon-Forget-Jediism-Batmanism-latest-religion-sweep-globe.html?ito=feeds-newsxml
"During the last campaign I knew what was happening. You know, they mocked me for my foreign policy and they laughed at my monetary policy. No more. No more.
" Ron Paul.

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« Reply #73 on: June 11, 2012, 11:12:27 am »
Horrific Bed Riser Accident!!! I was so tempted to put this under our inclined bed thread, but I have no sense of humor, so I put it here instead:

http://www.northwesternflipside.com/2010/09/16/two-dead-others-injured-in-bed-riser-collapse/
"I intend to live forever; so far, so good." -Steven Wright, comedian

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Re: Give us a laugh !
« Reply #74 on: June 11, 2012, 07:48:01 pm »
Horrific Bed Riser Accident!!! I was so tempted to put this under our inclined bed thread, but I have no sense of humor, so I put it here instead:

http://www.northwesternflipside.com/2010/09/16/two-dead-others-injured-in-bed-riser-collapse/

Eve, I love it

"The Northwestern University Police Department advises all students to nonetheless be cognizant of safe decorating choices."

You have an excellent sense of humour. I sent it on to my wife.
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