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Re: Give us a laugh !
« Reply #250 on: March 25, 2015, 03:20:17 am »
Not sure I could think straight in a place like that.

I recall once at a job interview for an airline that was flying the same type of aircraft that Playboy mag had, that they asked me what I would do if Playboy asked me to fly for them after I had gotten my rating. (it's expensive for the airline to do the training) I simply said that I suspected my wife would have something to say in the matter.
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Re: Give us a laugh !
« Reply #252 on: April 01, 2015, 03:45:26 am »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3019323/Last-night-real-buzz-shocking-drinking-game-seeing-surge-Mexican-bars-party-goers-electrocuted-scream.html

It's true, I found out about this recently. I was in a club and suddenly I see one of this guys walking around to electrocute people. I was very confused, I didn't understand why would that be a thing in a club.

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Re: Give us a laugh ! The End of Civilization...
« Reply #253 on: April 20, 2015, 08:02:21 am »
The End Of Civilization

The End Of Civilzation

and in addition... Samesies

Published on May 28, 2013
An early tribe deals with a population problem.

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Re: Give us a laugh !
« Reply #254 on: April 20, 2015, 08:45:11 am »
Well, the 2nd video does suggest, at one point,  a logical solution to the current world overpopulation problem:-  if everyone goes gay, the human population will drop drastically. A practical solution, admittedly, but not likely to be taken up by more than a few.
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Re: Give us a laugh !
« Reply #255 on: April 20, 2015, 11:53:53 am »
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Re: Give us a laugh !
« Reply #256 on: April 20, 2015, 12:04:41 pm »
A man who makes a beast of himself, forgets the pain of being a man.

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Re: Give us a laugh !
« Reply #257 on: April 30, 2015, 04:31:39 am »
Monsanto lobbyist gets served. Literally. Roundup is perfectly safe, right?

Monsanto Lobbyist Claims Roundup Is Safe To Drink – Refuses To Drink It

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« Reply #258 on: April 30, 2015, 07:02:10 am »
Thanks JK.
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Re: Give us a laugh !
« Reply #259 on: May 07, 2015, 06:03:26 am »
I downloaded some pornography on my computer and the hard drive had an erection!

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Re: Give us a laugh! Where White Man Went Wrong
« Reply #260 on: May 09, 2015, 05:20:09 am »
Funny.  I wonder how true this is.  You Americans might shed more light on this?
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Re: Give us a laugh !
« Reply #261 on: May 09, 2015, 07:18:40 am »
Dubious. A closer look at Native American history shows endless wars before advent of Europeans. One of the more delightful NA tribes were the Aztecs who were particularly brutal.


I am afraid the above is just white liberal retard nonsense based on watching crappy hollywood movies like Dances With Wolves or Crocodile Dundee or tv series like Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman,  and enthusing about the absurd noble savage theory. People do not realise that in palaeo times tribes were constantly fighting with each other all the time over scarce resources. There just was no time to sit around the campfire, holding hands with members of other tribes and singing "Kumbaya!"
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« Reply #262 on: May 09, 2015, 07:43:07 am »
Dubious. A closer look at Native American history shows endless wars before advent of Europeans. One of the more delightful NA tribes were the Aztecs who were particularly brutal.


I am afraid the above is just white liberal retard nonsense based on watching crappy hollywood movies like Dances With Wolves or Crocodile Dundee or tv series like Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman,  and enthusing about the absurd noble savage theory. People do not realise that in palaeo times tribes were constantly fighting with each other all the time over scarce resources. There just was no time to sit around the campfire, holding hands with members of other tribes and singing "Kumbaya!"
North Am. Natives would not have sung Kumbaya. That is a particularly Brit fantasy about Africans.  ;D

I know some natives and their lifestyle is vastly superior to ours despite their current situation. They really do seek out and listen to their elders. They eat a vastly superior diet etc. The ones I know are very peaceful and very thoughtful prior to speaking. One of our Tai Chi senior instructors is native and she is awesome. The others I have met are similar.

You are probably accurate in the business about fighting, but it is a bit difficult to truly know as the whites who reported this sort of thing were attempting to look somehow superior, in the same fashion as the Brits who were trying to make the Asian Indians look like they would be at each other's throats if they were left to themselves, without the thieving Brits to be the peacemakers. LOL
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Re: Give us a laugh !
« Reply #263 on: May 09, 2015, 08:08:17 am »
I was thinking of more modern historical accounts of endless wars in the Americas pre-European-contact. Archaeologists have shown plenty of evidence of pre-Contact mass-graves with signs of war on the bodies. Those archaeologists who only focus on  ancient tribal histories tend to have a rosier picture in their minds, but, imo, such accounts would, of necessity, contain some pro-Native American bias, especially oral histories.

I do not doubt that there were exceptions to the rule, just like in Europe and elsewhere. But it is a bit absurd to portray all or most tribes as having been  mostly peaceful. The Noble Savage theory is very emotionally-compelling, even to me sometimes,  but it has no real evidence to support it. Plus, I just do not see how humans could have attained such a large brain without having been  constantly subject to natural selection in a vast way for a considerable length of time.

As regards the Brits in India, I do note that as soon as the Brits left , the Hindus and Muslims swiftly broke up the Indian subcontinent, despite Gandhi's wishes to the contrary. Then there were certain groups like  tribes in Afghanistan  which were constantly fighting among each other. The only time Afghanistan was ever at peace  was when the Mongols invaded- they had no choice as the Mongols, unlike other conquerors, were particularly brutal and more or less beheaded anyone who talked back to their conquerors without permission.

I am not in favour of Empire, though(with the possible exception of the Russian Empire conquering vast swathes of basically empty Siberia). The whole notion of taking up the white man's burden is absurd, patronising and self-harming, anyway.
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Re: Give us a laugh !
« Reply #264 on: May 09, 2015, 08:33:21 am »
I hear ya Tyler. The notion of any group of PPL being totally peaceful is a pipe dream. I am just reading a book that has been around for quite awhile. It was recommended by an American (very literate) relative from Boston who herself has quite the lineage in American history.

The book is called "The People's History Of The United States" by Howard Zinn. http://www.historyisaweapon.com/zinnapeopleshistory.html  It is quite the eye opener so far. It is a more honest version of what really went on way back when.

Sort of like another book "The Time Traveller's Guide to Medieval London." http://www.foliosociety.com/book/TVG/time-travellers-guide-medieval-england
A look at the real life of actual humans.

Re: the Native North Americans and Central Americans, There was a massive war going on with the Incas when the Spaniards came ashore in Central America. I think it was 300,000 soldiers.
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Re: Give us a laugh! Bullet Bouncing - Superman and Wonder Woman
« Reply #265 on: May 09, 2015, 06:13:28 pm »
Bullet Bouncing - Superman and Wonder Woman

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« Reply #266 on: May 10, 2015, 02:16:45 am »
LOL GS
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« Reply #267 on: May 10, 2015, 11:21:11 am »
I went to a summer camp as a child and the counselors would leave all the lost and found stuff in a box on the back porch for the "tree indians". They had us all convinced that there was a hidden tribe of peaceful indians who lived in the trees. Many years later I found out that the tree indians were merely the hippies who started the camp with money from growing pot.

Still to this day I rather like the idea that tree indians were real....and perhaps they were in some way during some time in history....Its easy for one to point out anecdotal cases of the brutality of certain native American tribes that for thousands of years have lived countless lifetimes in the wild blue yonder, much of which has been completely lost to history...but this in no way proves that groups of peace loving hippy indians did not exist.

So in my mind it is not too far of a stretch of the imagination to believe that there may have indeed been at on time "Tree Indians" whom lived in such peace and harmony with the land that they left no trace of their existence for us to know them by.

Perhaps their world was nearly as diverse in archetypes as our own, where there was a multiplicity of many different kinds of people. Sure there were assholes, bastards, rascals etc... but there must of also been the nobles, sages, and peace lovers as well.

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Re: Give us a laugh! Curvy women!
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« Reply #270 on: May 12, 2015, 11:51:10 am »
https://youtu.be/CQkA9WTyWrs

ha, this song popped into my head yesterday, i havent listened to this band since jr. high 20 years ago...sadly i was a "vegetarian" in those days.

lyrics:
she's not eatin' bacon, not
eatin' sausage,
and she won't eat eggs,
not eatin' chicken
not eatin' turkey, she
won't have a steak,
but i just can't help feelin'
sorry
for this poor little lettuce head
you know, i can't stop cryin' cause i
know this broccoli's dead

vegetarian? i'm not a vegetarian,
vegetarian...she's a

poor little cow, little sheep,
little fish
how can I sleep? when carrots
are bleedin'
plants are screamin' and tomatoes cry,
you say "it's not so bad, they're only
vegetables", that's what you said
maybe i'm a murderer, but i'm hungry
and they're better off dead.

save a plant, eat a cow,
i want beef, i want it now!
i'm gonna eat it cause it's red!
i'm gonna eat it cause it's dead!
maybe i should eat it raw let the
blood run down my jaw
i'd eat people if it was legal,
i'd eat people if it was legal!
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Re: Give us a laugh !
« Reply #271 on: May 12, 2015, 01:31:16 pm »
GS, you would be surprised at how many men are interested in er, "big beautiful women"(aka "BBWs"):-

https://www.google.at/search?q=big+beautiful+women&client=opera&hs=sNP&biw=1280&bih=915&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=LY9RVYfqHKu67gaa_4O4Cw&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAQ

Here is an ACDC tribute to a 19-stone woman the lead singer once met:-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGlpF9bimpo

I have a cousin who is into this sort of thing. He is married to a huge woman with vast sagging breasts now that she is middle-aged,  has pale skin that cannot stand the slightest sun etc.. Apparently, she turns him on, god knows how.
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Re: Give us a laugh !
« Reply #272 on: May 12, 2015, 11:59:06 pm »
Well you certainly get more for your money, but is it good value per pound (or kilogram)?

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« Reply #273 on: May 13, 2015, 12:47:54 am »
Uhm Tyler what about the Hopi? You can't make blanket statements about the Native Americans. Many tribes were not warlike. By and large most people to not desire conflict but when there is an aggressor who will not take up arms against them?

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« Reply #274 on: May 13, 2015, 01:39:24 am »
Uhm Tyler what about the Hopi? You can't make blanket statements about the Native Americans. Many tribes were not warlike. By and large most people to not desire conflict but when there is an aggressor who will not take up arms against them?
My point was simply that the Liberal Retard notion that all Native Americans were entirely peaceful and nonviolent prior to the advent of "the white man" was utter nonsense, and just another example of the absurd Noble Savage theory. I do concede that some tribes were more peaceful than others, but constant warfare between NA tribes is evident given plentiful archaeological evidence for it.

The Hopis wiped out the Catholic Hopis of Awatovi, hardly a sign of a peaceful people!

I have no problem with people describing NA tribes as being just as warlike or as peaceful as all other humans(which basically means indulging in regular wars every so often with peacetimes inbetween, given human Nature). By and large, those very rare hunter-gatherer tribes which have indeed been wholly peaceful for many millenia have invariably ended up becoming  extinct   as a result of  eventually coming across a more warlike tribe; or the tribes lived in such harsh, isolated regions that no one ever bothered to attack them over aeons.
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