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« Reply #575 on: July 11, 2016, 04:04:46 am »


Anyways, who's up for this challenge :)? (you have my authorization to discuss this post in a serious manner if you wish ;) )

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« Reply #576 on: July 13, 2016, 10:09:23 pm »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3687997/Japan-s-naked-restaurant-backtracks-rules-banning-60-overweight-diners-following-backlash.html

There seems to be a new theme of nudist restaurants coming on all over the world. In a way, it is a form of palaeolithic-era reenactment. Somehow I seriously doubt that cavemen/cavewomen went around wearing furs like in the foolish hollywood movies. I am certain they went nude most of the time.
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« Reply #577 on: July 14, 2016, 12:36:59 am »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3687997/Japan-s-naked-restaurant-backtracks-rules-banning-60-overweight-diners-following-backlash.html

Japan is reputedly like that. I hear that they even counsel you at work and put you on a mandatory fitness program if you are not in tip-top shape.

I've eaten at clothing-optional restaurants in California, where the attitude towards body is different. Here, you're lauded if you are older, fatter, and flabbier but don't give a shit.

The Asian/Pacific attitude can be experienced here in Korean and Japanese bath houses, where they are oh-so polite to your face while at the same time whispering horror stories to their children about not eating American food or "you'll end up shamefully fat like that."
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« Reply #578 on: July 18, 2016, 01:40:15 am »
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« Reply #581 on: July 22, 2016, 06:25:21 pm »


This might give you a scare more than it will make you laugh! -v

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« Reply #583 on: July 27, 2016, 08:42:01 am »
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« Reply #584 on: July 28, 2016, 07:23:42 am »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3711501/Foreign-athletes-literally-swimming-human-crap-Rio-s-waters-infection-nightmare-Brazilian-doctor-warns.html


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3709292/Ceilings-falling-exposed-wires-buckets-catch-water-leaks-Inside-unlivable-athlete-accommodation-Rio-s-Olympic-village-bad-Australian-team-refused-in.html

I visited Rio once in c.1995. Thank God I didn't swim there!    ;) :o ??? ;D

A wit in the comments section of the 1st article parodies a Barry Manilow song about Rio's beaches:-

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"Her name was Lola , she was a swimmer, with brown bits in her hair and vomit down to there. she would retch and do the ga ga all the while she tried to be a star. they worked from 8 til 4 to revive her at the copa co copacabana "
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« Reply #585 on: July 28, 2016, 02:35:59 pm »
Someone please donate to my bank account so I can buy this t-shirt.

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« Reply #586 on: July 28, 2016, 05:42:41 pm »

Someone please donate to my bank account so I can buy this t-shirt.

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« Reply #587 on: July 28, 2016, 05:45:57 pm »
^^^ Really?  Somehow that doesn't surprise me.  Adultery isn't a big deal to Americans though...Idiots are still too busy talking about Trumps hair.
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"During the last campaign I knew what was happening. You know, they mocked me for my foreign policy and they laughed at my monetary policy. No more. No more.
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Re: Give us a laugh !
« Reply #589 on: August 20, 2016, 03:14:15 am »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3749186/Did-know-Sweden-highest-RAPE-rate-worldwide-Turkish-airport-puts-shocking-billboard-Stockholm-blasted-Ankara-legalising-sex-children.html  ;D

The additional irony  being that Muslim migrants contribute very heavily to Sweden's rape-crime-statistics.  ;D

Well, I  knew that the Left have wanted to legalise paedophilia for some time now, but even the Right can be flawed in this regard. Hmm, I forgot about the Spartans of antiquity.....   ;D :o -[
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« Reply #590 on: August 20, 2016, 04:11:03 am »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3749186/Did-know-Sweden-highest-RAPE-rate-worldwide-Turkish-airport-puts-shocking-billboard-Stockholm-blasted-Ankara-legalising-sex-children.html 

How is this humorous? Sexual violence is a crime, not a comedy. It happens even in "polite" society. Pointing a finger at others' iniquity is an attempt to deny one's own culpability, and it's not funny, either.
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« Reply #591 on: August 20, 2016, 04:20:30 am »
How is this humorous? Sexual violence is a crime, not a comedy. It happens even in "polite" society. Pointing a finger at others' iniquity is an attempt to deny one's own culpability, and it's not funny, either.
Hypocrisy and lack of irony  are generally viewed as very  funny.
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« Reply #592 on: August 20, 2016, 04:26:36 am »
How is this humorous? Sexual violence is a crime, not a comedy. It happens even in "polite" society. Pointing a finger at others' iniquity is an attempt to deny one's own culpability, and it's not funny, either.
Self-righteousness isn't funny either and you got that in spades...
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« Reply #593 on: August 20, 2016, 11:49:07 am »
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« Reply #594 on: August 20, 2016, 04:01:01 pm »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3749579/Courteney-Cox-eats-rotting-sheep-carcass-Running-Wild-Bear-Grylls.html

Well, at least it boosts  raw-animal-food-consumption in the media. Negative publicity may not be as good, but every little helps. And, this time, it involved rotting meat, not just fresh, raw meat.
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« Reply #596 on: September 01, 2016, 02:04:58 am »
UFO caught on tape!!!!!
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« Reply #598 on: September 04, 2016, 12:32:43 am »
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« Reply #599 on: September 05, 2016, 05:32:14 am »
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