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« Reply #100 on: August 02, 2012, 09:16:14 pm »
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Re: Give us a laugh !
« Reply #101 on: August 08, 2012, 11:45:47 pm »
Headache

A guy is out with buddies – has a few drinks – is feeling a little bit frisky but, true to his wife, goes home.

He finds her sound asleep in bed with her mouth wide open, so he gets two aspirin and drops them in her mouth.

She starts to choke, but recovers and asks - “What the hell did you put in my mouth?”

He says, “Two aspirin.”

She replies, “BUT I DON’T HAVE A HEADACHE!”

He says, “That’s all I wanted to hear!!.”
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« Reply #102 on: August 09, 2012, 11:20:47 pm »
“The best index to a person's character is how he treats people who can't do him any good, and how he treats people who can't fight back.”
? Abigail Van Buren

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« Reply #103 on: August 10, 2012, 12:40:30 am »
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« Reply #104 on: August 10, 2012, 12:41:08 am »
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« Reply #105 on: August 10, 2012, 12:42:16 am »
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« Reply #106 on: August 10, 2012, 12:43:35 am »
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« Reply #107 on: August 10, 2012, 12:45:21 am »
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« Reply #108 on: August 10, 2012, 12:46:21 am »
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« Reply #109 on: August 14, 2012, 12:13:48 am »


Yeah, don't let the elites keep you from poisoning yourself with the corn derived toxins they subsidized with YOUR tax money, LOL! REtarddddds

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« Reply #110 on: August 14, 2012, 04:42:59 pm »
I met Bill Gates


I was in the airport VIP lounge en route to Seattle a couple of weeks ago. While in there, I noticed Bill Gates sitting comfortably in the corner, enjoying a drink discreetly by himself. I was meeting a very important client who was also flying to Seattle , but she was running a little bit late. Well, being a straightforward kind of guy, I approached the billionaire Microsoft chairman, introduced myself, and said, "Mr. Gates, I wonder if you would do me a big favor."





"Yes?"





"I'm sitting right over there," pointing to my seat at the bar, and I'm waiting on a very important client. Would you be so kind when she arrives as to come walk by and just say, 'Hi, Ray,'?"





"Sure." he said politely.





I shook his hand and thanked him and went back to my seat. About ten minutes later, my client showed up.





We ordered a drink and started to talk business.





A couple of minutes later, I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was Bill Gates.





"Hi, Ray," he said.





I replied, "FU#K OFF GATES, I'M IN A MEETING."

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« Reply #111 on: August 22, 2012, 09:15:23 pm »

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Re: Give us a laugh !
« Reply #112 on: August 22, 2012, 10:51:59 pm »
Er, Thoth, you posted nothing?
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« Reply #113 on: August 23, 2012, 01:12:03 am »
Mine shows a meme of a dog winking, not sure why you aren't seeing anything??

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« Reply #114 on: August 23, 2012, 06:01:52 am »

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« Reply #115 on: August 23, 2012, 08:25:17 am »
Mine shows a meme of a dog winking, not sure why you aren't seeing anything??
Maybe my mac is too primitive?
“The best index to a person's character is how he treats people who can't do him any good, and how he treats people who can't fight back.”
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« Reply #116 on: August 23, 2012, 08:29:00 am »
I don't see anything.
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« Reply #117 on: August 23, 2012, 08:33:02 am »
I don't see anything either.
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I suppose it is tempting, if the only tool you have is a hammer, to treat everything as if it were a nail.

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« Reply #118 on: August 23, 2012, 09:46:53 am »
Lol, that's ridiculous! Ok, well you must as well remove the post if no one can see it but me, I already got a chuckle out of it! Let me know if that happens with any other posts, I just inserted it as a jpeg in between the tags so I don't know what's the dill with it?

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« Reply #119 on: August 23, 2012, 10:01:28 am »
The link showed up as a broken link, so when I cut and pasted the link into my browser window, it took me to the winking dog pic. So... only the link - instead of the .jpg file - got posted.
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« Reply #120 on: August 23, 2012, 10:52:49 am »
Cool Eve ! but why is it showing up on my end? I've quadruple checked, the only thing that appears in my post is the photo!

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« Reply #121 on: August 23, 2012, 10:55:56 am »
AAAAAHHHHAHAHAH Miker OMG I was laughing so hard that my chest hurts! Thank you and reposting for the world to enjoy! lol

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« Reply #122 on: August 23, 2012, 11:09:53 am »
Cool Eve ! but why is it showing up on my end? I've quadruple checked, the only thing that appears in my post is the photo!

The graphic file is probably in your cache from when you viewed it. Or something like that. I really know nothing about computers.
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« Reply #123 on: August 23, 2012, 10:19:53 pm »
The graphic file is probably in your cache from when you viewed it. Or something like that. I really know nothing about computers.
Coulda fooled me Eve. I still haven't figured out how you saw the pic at all. I tried saving the pic icon I saw and then pasting it on my browser and got nothing.
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Re: Give us a laugh !
« Reply #124 on: August 23, 2012, 11:16:20 pm »
Thoth was trying to post this:

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