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Title: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on April 17, 2011, 08:25:59 pm
OK so everybody gets all too serious about this food stuff so what is makin ya laugh

I'll prime the pump with a repeat of an excellent vid about fear of germs that Sabertooth put in another thread....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnmMNdiCz_s
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: achillezzz on April 18, 2011, 05:45:11 am
wow who is this guy is he on rpd fuck he is a real man
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on April 18, 2011, 06:38:38 am
wow who is this guy is he on rpd fuck he is a real man
George Carlin made a big name for himself many years ago with a druggy weatherman thing called big al the hippy dippy weatherman. He is hilarious and has remained popular for a long time. He's dead now. I doubt he's a raw eater.
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Post by: wodgina on April 18, 2011, 07:33:24 am
Very good.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh ! Grandma Swimsuit Competition!
Post by: goodsamaritan on April 18, 2011, 10:45:44 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zv2MJgoiHT0

Miss Brazilian Grandma Pageant
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: Neone on April 18, 2011, 07:43:15 pm
Im doing something right now GS.... and its not laughing.....  -d
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on April 21, 2011, 02:19:30 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0LvKg5aCG0
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on April 21, 2011, 02:21:27 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyHVl51eNTs
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: Brother on April 22, 2011, 03:07:47 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlZ3kuQT95g

Mitchell and Webb take on vegetarianism.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: wodgina on April 22, 2011, 06:06:44 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63rcdLeXiU8&feature=related
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on April 27, 2011, 11:50:28 pm
nuther;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asLx-fwQyUU
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on April 28, 2011, 06:37:16 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFW6NHbWX0E&feature=list_related&playnext=1&list=MLGxdCwVVULXeK5HUaYLE_hnMZS927MdiO
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on April 28, 2011, 06:48:06 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLRQvK2-iqQ&feature=related
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on April 28, 2011, 06:51:58 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLRQvK2-iqQ&feature=related
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: CitrusHigh on May 10, 2011, 04:03:30 am
haha here's one, I'm still not sure if it's serious or satire, but i got a good laugh out of it!

"http://www.youtube.com/v/DVdKQ0I35qo?version=3"
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: CHK91 on May 13, 2011, 02:52:00 am
(http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/5095/theseblastpointstooaccu.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/508/theseblastpointstooaccu.jpg/)

Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: quietmule on May 14, 2011, 02:28:26 am
<object width="560" height="349"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VASHg8njdYw?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US"></param>

This was originally a TV show, but was edited down for theatrical release.  The shortened version probably works better, because the show did get a little dull at times.  i recommend it even if you have no idea who these brits are.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on May 15, 2011, 10:00:37 am
An elderly Scottish Jew has decided to take it a little easier and take up golf. So
he puts his name down at the local club.

After a week he receives a message that his application has been turned down.
So he goes down to the club to enquire why.

Secretary: "You are aware that this is a Scottish golf club?"

Scot: "Aye but I am as Scottish as you are Jock."

Secretary: "This means that on formal occasions we wear kilts."

Scot: "Aye, so do I."

Secretary: "You are aware that we wear nothing under our kilts?"

Scot: "Aye, neither do I."

Secretary: "But you are a Jew?"

Scot: "Aye, I be that."

Secretary: "So you are circumcised?"

Scot: "Aye, I be that too."

Secretary: "I am terribly sorry, but  the members just would not feel comfortable
with that."

Scot:: "Ach, away wi' ya man. I know that you have to be a Protestant to march
with the Orangemen. And I know that you have to be a Catholic to become a Knight
of Columbus. But this is the first time I heard that you have to be a complete prick
to join a golf  club."
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on May 30, 2011, 09:51:57 am
http://scoutmagazine.ca/2011/05/12/smoke-break-848-russian-news-anchor-cant-keep-straight-face-for-bc-pot-story/
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on June 10, 2011, 01:19:58 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=x3Bf0WhvsNk
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on June 16, 2011, 12:34:21 am
Horniest man on earth:

http://www.funvid.hu/index.php?page=videos&section=view&vid_id=105645
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on July 13, 2011, 09:05:36 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGeKSiCQkPw
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on July 17, 2011, 10:26:52 pm
Those following the NewsCorps saga in the UK, will find Andy Hayman's attempts to pretend innocence quite ridiculous:-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfI40CF9_yw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHWjSdAjHBA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOKe7RJRlYI
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on July 30, 2011, 01:08:27 am
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/the-hot-button/public-servant-sues-after-shes-hurt-mid-sex-on-a-work-trip/article2113988/
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on August 08, 2011, 04:27:20 am
 ATTENTION ALL GIRLS--IMPORTANT!

The importance of your bicycle seat color

When you purchase your bike, make sure the color of your bike seat is taken into consideration!

Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: miles on August 08, 2011, 07:18:55 am
*Video of dell boy falling through the bar on only fools and horses.*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ew0qiozLtpU
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on September 02, 2011, 09:16:19 am
yo brits
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on September 02, 2011, 09:17:24 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6saqefShoFw
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on September 02, 2011, 02:17:56 pm
Great cartoon!
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on September 03, 2011, 07:09:02 am
An old chestnut.. paleo drunk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9lKT07dmG0
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on September 03, 2011, 07:20:36 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAG39jKi0lI
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on September 03, 2011, 07:22:57 am
Correlation Theory
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on September 03, 2011, 07:33:10 am
Apparently they didn't consider the sun when designing this wall...

Anyone want to take a guess where this wall is located?

SAINT PETER'S BASILICA
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on September 12, 2011, 10:52:30 pm
Bear in mind this is but a joke! And an old one at that.
The Husband Store it

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store
ONLY ONCE !

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . .. you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . . On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 -
These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 -
These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 -
These men have jobs, love the Lord, love k! ids, and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes
to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 -
You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: goodsamaritan on September 12, 2011, 11:22:21 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1FkTTGCBVw

Let him show you how aid deals really work...

In short poverty is manmade by amoral people like Bill. Growth at all costs - and this is how you fuel it.

It is not conspiracy -- it's structural economic behaviour locked into Western Foreign Policy and therefore the global economy. It's branded aid but really its neo-colonialism.

www.renegadeeconomist.com
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on December 22, 2011, 08:18:35 am
Y'all in England are safe with these guys protecting ya!

All I Want For Christmas - HMS OCEAN (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDZcGz4vmJc#ws)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on January 06, 2012, 08:03:26 am
Hilarious! people buying fresh meat (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUoCZOOxgv8#)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on January 09, 2012, 11:19:11 am
Condom commercial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2A_cV2oMhs#)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: achillezzz on January 11, 2012, 06:57:12 am
Jessenia Vice: Sexy Cooking (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2knkEiyD0bM#ws)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on January 11, 2012, 08:32:22 pm
Apparently hippos have discovered vege cooking.

Taco Bell Has The Same Effect On Me (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCB_m4VbY0Q#ws)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on February 05, 2012, 11:43:48 pm
THE TOILET SEAT
My wife, Julie, had been after me for several weeks to paint the seat on our toilet. Finally, I got around to doing it while Julie was out. After finishing, I left to take
care of another matter before she returned.
She came in and undressed to take a shower. Before getting in the shower, she sat on the toilet. As she tried to stand up, she realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the toilet seat.
About that time, I got home and realized her predicament.
We both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever. Finally, in desperation, I undid the toilet seat bolts.
Julie wrapped a sheet around herself and I drove her to the hospital emergency room.
The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study how to free her
(Try to get a mental picture of this.).
Julie tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying,
"Well, Doctor, I'll bet you've never seen anything like this before."
The Doctor replied, "Actually, I've seen lots of them......
I just never saw one mounted and framed."
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on February 10, 2012, 08:40:45 am
ALERTS TO THREATS IN 2011 EUROPE : BY JOHN CLEESE

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Libya and
have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon,
though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit
Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea
supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to
"A Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance"
warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.

The Scots have raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to  "Let's get the
Bastards." They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been
used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.

The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert
level from "Run" to "Hide."  The only two higher levels in France are
"Collaborate" and "Surrender."  The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that
destroyed France 's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's
military capability.

Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to
"Elaborate Military Posturing."  Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat
Operations" and  "Change Sides."

The Germans have increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to
"Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels:
"Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose."

Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they
are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussells.

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These
beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a
really good look at the old Spanish navy.

Australia , meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to
"She'll be alright, Mate." Two more escalation levels remain: "Crikey! I think
we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!" and "The barbie is cancelled."
So far no situation has ever warranted use of the final escalation level.



-- John Cleese - British writer, actor and tall person.
 
 Cheers
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on February 17, 2012, 01:20:16 am
http://www.stevebridges.com/obamavideos-promo-Aug-2011.html (http://www.stevebridges.com/obamavideos-promo-Aug-2011.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: CitrusHigh on February 17, 2012, 02:00:40 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=whFBCIzwxp8# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=whFBCIzwxp8#)!
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on February 18, 2012, 02:37:59 am
Not sure I want to operate the vids at Walmart.

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/video/video-naked-man-walks-into-wal-mart-buys-socks/article2342048/ (http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/video/video-naked-man-walks-into-wal-mart-buys-socks/article2342048/)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on March 06, 2012, 11:49:33 pm

www.youtube.com/embed/D2_c81Nnsc0 (http://www.youtube.com/embed/D2_c81Nnsc0)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on March 12, 2012, 01:45:43 am
After filing their personal tax returns by April 30th, many Canadians will again receive a tax refund.
 
This is indeed a very exciting program,  and I'll explain it in a Q & A format:
   
   
    Q.  What is a tax refund payment?
   
    A.  It’s money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
   
   
    Q..  Where will the government get this money?
   
    A.  From taxpayers.
   
   
    Q.  So the government is giving me back my own money?
   
    A.  Only a smidgen of it.
   
   
    Q.  What is the purpose of this payment ?
   
    A.  The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.
   
   
    Q.  But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ?
   
    A.  Shut up.
   
   
Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the Canadian economy by spending your tax refund wisely:
   
*  If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart,  the money will go to China or Sri Lanka .
   
   
*  If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs.
   
   
*  If you purchase a computer, it will go to India , Taiwan or   China .
   
       
   
*  If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico ,  Honduras and Guatemala .
   
       
   
*  If you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea ..

   
     
   
* If you purchase useless stuff,  it will go to Taiwan .
   
     
   
* If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.
   
   
Instead, keep the money in Canada by:
   
   
    1)  Spending it at yard sales, or     
   
    2)  Going to hockey games, or   
   
    3)  Spending it on prostitutes, or     
   
    4)  Beer or
   
    5) Tattoos.
   
   
(These are the only “truly” Canadian businesses still operating)



Conclusion:
   
Go to a hockey game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day!

   
No need to thank me,  I'm just glad to be of help.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: CitrusHigh on March 14, 2012, 05:58:28 pm
(http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/425223_400620686634057_205344452828349_1455860_886487386_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on March 14, 2012, 07:04:14 pm
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/matt/?cartoon=9141929&cc=9114835 (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/matt/?cartoon=9141929&cc=9114835)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on March 23, 2012, 11:31:29 pm
hmmm
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: CitrusHigh on April 12, 2012, 12:01:30 am
http://www.sadanduseless.com/2012/04/texts-from-my-dog/#3az2gPOGz4Vfqk27.01 (http://www.sadanduseless.com/2012/04/texts-from-my-dog/#3az2gPOGz4Vfqk27.01)

Enjoy!
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on April 22, 2012, 04:41:53 pm
The following link can make one laugh as well as make one very angry:-

http://www.stellaawards.com/ (http://www.stellaawards.com/)

(Look at the entries for each year up to 2007).

Oh, and this one:-

http://www.2spare.com/item_65657.aspx (http://www.2spare.com/item_65657.aspx)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: CitrusHigh on April 26, 2012, 08:04:36 pm
(http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/525950_3901123572846_1421889194_4474671_1666519205_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on April 26, 2012, 09:50:14 pm
make your own flu vaccine (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIjm9w_-tNY#)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: CitrusHigh on April 27, 2012, 08:54:42 pm
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krqtcoUOLT1qzhurso1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on May 01, 2012, 03:32:43 am
A DRAMATIC SURPRISE ON A QUIET SQUARE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=316AzLYfAzw#ws)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: CitrusHigh on May 01, 2012, 08:19:05 pm
Oh ma gosh, you just made my life Al, that is my favorite kind of humor, Rando!
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: CitrusHigh on May 12, 2012, 09:38:38 pm
(http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/563011_352937558101883_330804050315234_984585_71270490_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: blackrhino on May 13, 2012, 12:25:33 am
Great video of the grandma models!I think i want to have a date with a grandma lol
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: CitrusHigh on May 15, 2012, 06:24:23 pm
This video can go in this thread, or it could go in one called "Make us cry" but I prefer laughter so here it is. Think about how condescending this malinformed, brainwashed individual sounds, then think about the proof we are living right now. Then laugh, because in a few decades people with have removed their heads from their rectums and our 'elite' bit of knowledge, will be, as it should be, common place! Cheers and have a great day everyone!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyodvwxe4mE&feature=player_embedded# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyodvwxe4mE&feature=player_embedded#)!
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: CitrusHigh on May 22, 2012, 10:42:44 pm
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/526683_400816926617399_229020663797027_1232817_863607557_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: Dorothy on May 23, 2012, 01:13:50 am
Why did the tofu turkey cross the road?





To prove it wasn't chicken.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: blackrhino on May 23, 2012, 05:27:29 am
Good one!I got one,got one How do you put a condom on a elephant?
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: jessica on May 23, 2012, 06:42:36 am
http://www.rawpaleodietforum.com/hot-topics/women/msg92160/?topicseen#msg92160 (http://www.rawpaleodietforum.com/hot-topics/women/msg92160/?topicseen#msg92160)

  l)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: Dorothy on May 24, 2012, 04:53:38 am
I give up Rhino.

Jessica - has that thread gone finally from being sad and disgusting to funny now? I was asked to stay away.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: blackrhino on May 24, 2012, 06:52:11 am
you take the" F" out of the word way
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: Ioanna on May 24, 2012, 09:50:53 am
good one, jessica :)   

and dorothy... not even close. i regret looking at it this once, i won't anymore.  it gets worse i think.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on May 29, 2012, 08:10:37 pm
I know, I was deeply  embarassed by that thread.

I came across a very funny website through some random googling  I  often do in order to find out about things I never would have otherwise. At the risk of offending GS, here is:-

http://www.mangossubic.com/only_in_the_philippines2.htm (http://www.mangossubic.com/only_in_the_philippines2.htm)

http://www.mangossubic.com/only_in_the_philippines3.htm (http://www.mangossubic.com/only_in_the_philippines3.htm)

http://www.mangossubic.com/only_in_the_philippines1.htm (http://www.mangossubic.com/only_in_the_philippines1.htm)

Here's just a small sample thereof:- "Thanks to Spain's decision a century and a half ago to restrict its colony's choice of surnames to a basket of generic Spanish names -- and the Philippines' lumbering, underfunded bureaucracy -- Filipinos find it harder and harder to tell each other apart, particularly in the phone book.

Mel Martinez, a gym instructor, winces as he remembers the long months he spent trying to get cellphone service. "Some other guy with the same name hadn't been paying his bills, so I couldn't get a line," he says. In the end, he decided to just use prepaid phone cards -- less of a hassle, he figured. Efforts to get bank loans and passports can become surreal experiences. Thousands of Filipinos walk around with certificates from the National Bureau of Investigation, the Philippines equivalent of the FBI, to prove they aren't wanted for kidnapping or murder, because someone with the same name is."

I hope all  the  incidents reported are real, the original website seems bona fide, but there is a tendency for people to post masses of urban legends or jokes on the web and make them seem as though they happened in real life.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: CitrusHigh on May 31, 2012, 08:57:54 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h19FZtDprd0&feature=related (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h19FZtDprd0&feature=related)

Hand's down, best part comes at the very end, last two seconds LOL!
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on June 01, 2012, 08:44:06 pm
The Front Fell Off! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-QNAwUdHUQ#)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: Alive on June 02, 2012, 03:59:59 am

Men in coats (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prWbw5sIN0s#)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: Dorothy on June 02, 2012, 04:52:43 am
That was fun Miker!
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on June 04, 2012, 04:06:50 pm
G K Chesterton once said ""When people stop believing in God, they don't believe in nothing -- they believe in anything." Here's the rather amusing proof:-

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2154300/Jumping-Batwagon-Forget-Jediism-Batmanism-latest-religion-sweep-globe.html?ito=feeds-newsxml (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2154300/Jumping-Batwagon-Forget-Jediism-Batmanism-latest-religion-sweep-globe.html?ito=feeds-newsxml)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: eveheart on June 11, 2012, 11:12:27 am
Horrific Bed Riser Accident!!! I was so tempted to put this under our inclined bed thread, but I have no sense of humor, so I put it here instead:

http://www.northwesternflipside.com/2010/09/16/two-dead-others-injured-in-bed-riser-collapse/ (http://www.northwesternflipside.com/2010/09/16/two-dead-others-injured-in-bed-riser-collapse/)
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Post by: raw-al on June 11, 2012, 07:48:01 pm
Horrific Bed Riser Accident!!! I was so tempted to put this under our inclined bed thread, but I have no sense of humor, so I put it here instead:

http://www.northwesternflipside.com/2010/09/16/two-dead-others-injured-in-bed-riser-collapse/ (http://www.northwesternflipside.com/2010/09/16/two-dead-others-injured-in-bed-riser-collapse/)

Eve, I love it

"The Northwestern University Police Department advises all students to nonetheless be cognizant of safe decorating choices."

You have an excellent sense of humour. I sent it on to my wife.
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Post by: Ioanna on June 12, 2012, 10:11:37 am
I really like the boys' names :D
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Post by: raw-al on June 12, 2012, 07:55:28 pm
I hadn't noticed that first time around LOL
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Post by: raw-al on June 15, 2012, 03:01:31 am
It's an ad but....
Story_of_my_life (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bBEH0S5K9g#)
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Post by: Dorothy on June 15, 2012, 08:45:36 am
Here's one of my favorite commercials ever:

Funny Kyocera Cell Phone Commercial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8iZPAGW2PU#)
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Post by: ruffiny89 on June 16, 2012, 05:41:43 am
i hope these are not to vulgar
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Post by: CitrusHigh on June 23, 2012, 07:31:38 pm
Thanks Ruffiny, all good stuff!
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Post by: Gregory_D on July 01, 2012, 05:08:35 am
Funny Bunny vs toy dog (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIulDt1voYM#)
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Post by: Melany69 on July 07, 2012, 07:04:02 am
(http://img853.imageshack.us/img853/7463/viagrastories.th.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/853/viagrastories.jpg/)

(http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/1571/afteravailabilityeffect.th.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/196/afteravailabilityeffect.jpg/)

(http://img821.imageshack.us/img821/8482/demt.th.jpg) (http://allneededpills.biz)

(http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/3494/viagr.th.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/9/viagr.jpg/)
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Post by: TylerDurden on July 08, 2012, 02:30:32 pm
The best way to win an argument!:-

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/9383538/Jordanian-MP-pulls-out-a-gun-during-live-TV-debate.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/9383538/Jordanian-MP-pulls-out-a-gun-during-live-TV-debate.html)
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Post by: CitrusHigh on July 21, 2012, 10:30:08 pm
http://blog.jonolan.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/turn-back.jpg (http://blog.jonolan.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/turn-back.jpg)
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Post by: raw-al on July 21, 2012, 11:23:08 pm
Life is filled with hard decisions, and they begin early...

Atavistic hardball if ever I've seen it.
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Post by: CitrusHigh on July 21, 2012, 11:27:18 pm
Oh damn, Al! Make that cookie out of dark chocolate and guernsey cream and I'm all over it!
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Post by: Chris on July 23, 2012, 01:03:01 am
Great stuff! One of the all time great comedians!
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Post by: CitrusHigh on July 25, 2012, 02:50:04 am
(http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/557291_360928890643764_13933253_n.jpg)
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Post by: joej627 on July 25, 2012, 10:03:15 pm
Chuck Norris likes his meat so rare that he only eats UNICORNS.
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Post by: wodgina on July 25, 2012, 10:50:36 pm
Chuck Norris likes his meat so rare that he only eats UNICORNS.

Nice one

I LOL'd at this
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6fc_1343070101 (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6fc_1343070101)
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Post by: goodsamaritan on July 25, 2012, 11:48:24 pm
http://www.indianexpress.com/news/five-jealous-wives-rape-nigerian-man-to-death/979270/ (http://www.indianexpress.com/news/five-jealous-wives-rape-nigerian-man-to-death/979270/)

In an extraordinary case of jealousy, a Nigerian man - husband of six - was allegedly raped to death by his five spouses as he was paying too much attention to his sixth wife in east-central Benue state.

Uroko Onoja, a wealthy businessman, was having sex with his youngest wife when the other five women attacked him with knives and sticks, demanding that he have sex with all of them at once.

Onoja, who resisted their attack, was overpowered by the women who ordered that the sex march begin with the youngest wife and to continue in that order to the top, Nigeria's Daily reported.

Onoja stopped breathing when the fifth woman was making her way to the bed.

According Onoja's youngest wife, five other spouses ran into the forest realising that their husband is no more.

Village head Okpe Odoh said that the matter had been reported to the police, who have already arrested two of the wives following the incident last week.
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Post by: CitrusHigh on July 29, 2012, 01:50:25 pm
(http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/207514_3881617673517_1737056520_n.jpg)

Oh, wait, that's sad, not funny, sorry!
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Post by: CitrusHigh on July 29, 2012, 02:02:25 pm
Ok, since I fucked up the last one! lol I give you...the Queen (of the fractional reserve lending system!) of England at the Olympics!

(http://news444.com/cache/99/99d8235468bef88eab55bbda398f97af.png)
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Post by: wodgina on July 29, 2012, 08:22:49 pm
Ok, since I fucked up the last one! lol I give you...the Queen (of the fractional reserve lending system!) of England at the Olympics!

(http://news444.com/cache/99/99d8235468bef88eab55bbda398f97af.png)

Most have gone to hell since they tried to run themselves which is a little funny
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Post by: CitrusHigh on July 29, 2012, 09:55:31 pm
Can I get a religious self loathing Amen?
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Post by: TylerDurden on July 30, 2012, 02:33:50 am
I found this on a libertarian site:-

"19 Examples Of How Control Freaks Are Killing America With Their Completely Ridiculous Regulations

Michael Snyder
The American Dream
July 28, 2012

The control freaks are winning, and they are absolutely killing America.  Our founding fathers intended to establish a nation where Americans would be free to pursue “life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness” in an environment where freedom was maximized and government interference was minimized.  Unfortunately, our nation has turned away from those principles and is now running 180 degrees in the other direction.  For some reason, our political system tends to attract psychotic control freaks that want to micromanage our lives and make most of our decisions for us.  These control freaks are actually convinced that freedom and liberty are “dangerous” and that there should be a rule or a regulation for just about everything.  This is not just happening on the federal level either.  The truth is that the control freaks are often the worst on the local level.  When you add up the red tape on all levels of government, we literally have millions of laws, rules and regulations in America today.  All of this red tape is suffocating our businesses, destroying our liberties and our freedoms, and slowly sucking the life out of all of us.  If we ever want to have any hope of restoring America to what it once was, then we have to start doing something about this horrific mountain of red tape.

In America today, there is very little that you can actually do without getting some sort of a “license” or a “permit” first.

Do you want to leave your home?

You better get a license to drive first or find someone that does.

Do you want to get married?

You won’t be able to do that without a license from the government.

Do you want to build a house?

Get ready for miles of red tape.

Do you want to start a business?

You better get ready for a very long relationship with licenses and permits.

At the rate we are going, pretty soon we will need permission from the government just to use the bathroom.

Our liberties and our freedoms have been turned into “limited privileges” that the government can revoke at any time.  With each passing day the grid of rules and regulations that we all live our lives inside is getting tighter and tighter.

How much tighter can this prison of red tape become before we all start going insane?

The following are 10 examples of how control freaks are killing America with their completely ridiculous regulations….

#1 An industrious 13 year old boy up in Michigan has had his hot dog stand shut down because of a zoning violation.  The funny thing is that Nathan Duszynski and his parents actually thought that they had jumped through all of the proper licensing and permitting hoops….

    On Tuesday, as the young entrepreneur was downtown setting up a hot dog cart he helped buy with $1,200 saved from mowing lawns and shoveling snow, he got an unpleasant surprise courtesy of Holland City Hall.

    Duszynski was told by city officials that his cart was in violation of a Holland zoning law that protects existing food businesses downtown against competition from mobile food vendors, and he would have to cease operation immediately.

    It was a shocker for Duszynski, who, along with his parents, thought he had jumped properly through all the licensing and permitting hoops with the city and county.

#2 Could you imagine being sent to prison for collecting the rain that falls from the sky on your own property?

Well, that is exactly what happened to one man in Oregon recently.  The following comes from CNS News….

    A rural Oregon man was sentenced Wednesday to 30 days in jail and over $1,500 in fines because he had three reservoirs on his property to collect and use rainwater.

What are they going to arrest us for next?  Breathing the air?

#3 Santa Monica, California has decided to make it illegal to smoke inside your own home.

The following is from a recent report by NBC Los Angeles….

    Smoking is already banned at beaches, parks, restaurants and near buildings in Santa Monica, but Tuesday night the city council sought to expand that prohibition and voted 4-2 to ban smoking for all new tenants of apartments and condos inside their residences – with one exception.

    “It also requires existing residents to designate their units as smoking or non smoking and from then on it will be prohibited to smoke in a non smoking unit,” said Adam Radinksy, head of the Consumer Protection Unit in Santa Monica.

#4 Apparently you are now considered to be “a terrorist” if you even dare to film what is going on at a TSA checkpoint.  But the TSA has no problem strip-searching elderly women and fiddling with their feeding tubes.

#5 In New Jersey, if you are driving around with an “unrestrained” cat or dog in your vehicle you can be fined up to $1000 for each offense.

#6 Do you believe in being generous with your neighbors?

If so, you might want to be very careful what you share with them.

For example, it is illegal to milk your cow and sell the milk to your neighbors in America today.

If you share raw milk with your neighbors, there is a very good chance that federal agents will be raiding your home at the crack of dawn with their guns drawn.

#7 Down in Miami Beach, Florida it will soon be absolutely mandatory to properly recycle your trash….

    City commissioners passed a recycling ordinance on Wednesday.

    Once the ordinance goes in effect in July 2013, people who don’t recycle would be fined $350 for their first violation, $500 for their second violation and $1,000 for the third violation.

If you live in Miami Beach and you don’t like to recycle hopefully you have a really, really big bank account.

#8 In Hazelwood, Missouri it is actually illegal for little girls to sell girl scout cookies in the front yards of their own homes.

#9 In one Denver neighborhood, children have been banned from drawing on the sidewalk with colored chalk.

#10 All over the United States, lemonade stands run by small children are being shut down by police because they do not have the “proper permits”.

#11 In the United States it is absolutely illegal to sell natural cures for cancer – even if they have been proven to work.

#12 Recently I wrote about a man that was arrested for hosting a Bible study in his own home.  Well, it turns out that he is still in prison serving his 60 day prison sentence.

#13 Are you growing a garden?

If so, you might want to be very careful that it is not violating any regulations.

In a previous article, I discussed how one unemployed woman in Tulsa, Oklahoma had her survival garden brutally ripped out and carted away by government thugs…

    A Tulsa woman is suing the city’s code enforcement officers after she said they cut down her garden with no cause.

    Denise Morrison said she has more than 100 plant varieties in her front and back yards and all of them are edible and have a purpose.

    She knows which ones will treat arthritis, which will make your food spicy, which ones keep mosquitoes away and treat bug bites, but she said none of that matter to city inspectors.

    Last August, Morrison’s front and back yards were filled with flowers in bloom, lemon, stevia, garlic chives, grapes, strawberries, apple mint, spearmint, peppermint, an apple tree, walnut tree, pecan trees and much more.

That unemployed woman was relying on that garden to provide the things that she needed.

But the government control freaks savagely ripped it all out and left her with nothing.

Now she will have to be dependent on the government because she has no other way to take care of herself.

#14 Does your child ever throw temper tantrums?

If so, your child may get arrested and sent to a mental institution if he or she throws a tantrum in front of the police.

For example, a 6-year-old girl down in Florida was “throwing objects, hitting administration personnel and screaming uncontrollably” so police handcuffed the 40 pound little girl and shipped her off to a mental institution for evaluation.

#15 Did you ever take plastic utensils with you to school when you were a kid?

Well, these days if you live in Florida you better not do that.

An 11-year-old kid down in Florida was actually arrested by police, thrown in jail and charged with a third-degree felony simply for bringing a plastic butter knife to school.

#16 In the state of Massachusetts, all children in daycare centers are mandated by state law to brush their teeth after lunch.  In fact, the state even provides the fluoride toothpaste for the children.

Isn’t that just so nice of them?

#17 In the city of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania it is illegal to make even a single dollar from a blog unless you buy a $300 business license. The city government even went after one poor woman who had earned only $11 from her blog over the past two years.

#18 If you saw someone that was thirsty, would you give that person a cup of cold water to drink?

Be careful before you answer that question – you might be breaking the law by giving someone water.

For example, down in Louisiana one church was recently ordered to stop giving out water because it did not have the “proper permit” to do so.

#19 This last example might be the saddest one of all.  If you can believe it, all over the United States cities are actually banning feeding the homeless.  The following comes from a recent USA Today article….

    Philadelphia recently banned outdoor feeding of people in city parks. Denver has begun enforcing a ban on eating and sleeping on property without permission. And this month, lawmakers in Ashland, Ore., will consider strengthening the town’s ban on camping and making noise in public.

    And the list goes on: Atlanta, Phoenix, San Diego, Los Angeles, Miami, Oklahoma City and more than 50 other cities have previously adopted some kind of anti-camping or anti-food-sharing laws, according to the National Law Center on Homelessness & Poverty.

Are you angry yet?

You should be."
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: CitrusHigh on August 01, 2012, 03:46:16 am
LOL, everyone can go backed to cooked food, apparently there's no evidence that Acrylamides are carcinogenic, we're just severely confused, fhew! Good thing, because I would hate to not be able to enjoy all of that cooked food, and being symptom free is getting super boring...said no one ever. ROFL!

"Truth be told, there's just no evidence that acrylamide at the levels found in foods presents either a toxic or carcinogenic hazard to people. - Ruth Kava, Ph.D., R.D., Director of Nutrition at the American Council on Science and Health "

http://www.acrylamidefacts.org/default.aspx (http://www.acrylamidefacts.org/default.aspx)
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Post by: RawZi on August 01, 2012, 10:11:22 pm
Good thing, because I would hate to not be able to enjoy all of that cooked food, and being symptom free is getting super boring...said no one ever. ROFL!

    Of course I know the one person in the world who actually said they were bored of being symptom free with natural diet, so the person went back to candy-bars and the rest.  I have to laugh at me dealing with the people I've known outside this forum.  If they hear me laughing enough, they join in laughing too and then they laugh at them-self, which is healthy to do.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: CitrusHigh on August 01, 2012, 10:16:33 pm
Yeah, it was a bit of hyperbole, I actually know of people who shun healthy things for detrimental things at the cost of their health with fully knowledge of that, but 1..it's very very rare, and 2 at least they're doing it with intent, not ignorance!

And laughter is sooooo important, I'm with ya!!!
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on August 02, 2012, 09:16:14 pm
http://www.youtube.com/embed/iKqpvriKZuA (http://www.youtube.com/embed/iKqpvriKZuA)
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Post by: goodsamaritan on August 08, 2012, 11:45:47 pm
Headache

A guy is out with buddies – has a few drinks – is feeling a little bit frisky but, true to his wife, goes home.

He finds her sound asleep in bed with her mouth wide open, so he gets two aspirin and drops them in her mouth.

She starts to choke, but recovers and asks - “What the hell did you put in my mouth?”

He says, “Two aspirin.”

She replies, “BUT I DON’T HAVE A HEADACHE!”

He says, “That’s all I wanted to hear!!.”
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on August 09, 2012, 11:20:47 pm
Ray Stevens - Obama Nation (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFaCytKXOSQ#ws)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on August 10, 2012, 12:40:30 am
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Post by: CitrusHigh on August 14, 2012, 12:13:48 am
(http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/s480x480/405423_419474064756909_553749826_n.jpg)

Yeah, don't let the elites keep you from poisoning yourself with the corn derived toxins they subsidized with YOUR tax money, LOL! REtarddddds
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: AlphaCog on August 14, 2012, 04:42:59 pm
I met Bill Gates


I was in the airport VIP lounge en route to Seattle a couple of weeks ago. While in there, I noticed Bill Gates sitting comfortably in the corner, enjoying a drink discreetly by himself. I was meeting a very important client who was also flying to Seattle , but she was running a little bit late. Well, being a straightforward kind of guy, I approached the billionaire Microsoft chairman, introduced myself, and said, "Mr. Gates, I wonder if you would do me a big favor."





"Yes?"





"I'm sitting right over there," pointing to my seat at the bar, and I'm waiting on a very important client. Would you be so kind when she arrives as to come walk by and just say, 'Hi, Ray,'?"





"Sure." he said politely.





I shook his hand and thanked him and went back to my seat. About ten minutes later, my client showed up.





We ordered a drink and started to talk business.





A couple of minutes later, I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was Bill Gates.





"Hi, Ray," he said.





I replied, "FU#K OFF GATES, I'M IN A MEETING."
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: CitrusHigh on August 22, 2012, 09:15:23 pm
(http://images.dailydawdle.com/best-of-implying-dog-funny-meme1.jpg)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on August 22, 2012, 10:51:59 pm
Er, Thoth, you posted nothing?
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: CitrusHigh on August 23, 2012, 01:12:03 am
Mine shows a meme of a dog winking, not sure why you aren't seeing anything??
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: Alive on August 23, 2012, 06:01:52 am
 ;D

Elephant Eats Poop (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2y_LEbdEVE#)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on August 23, 2012, 08:25:17 am
Mine shows a meme of a dog winking, not sure why you aren't seeing anything??
Maybe my mac is too primitive?
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on August 23, 2012, 08:29:00 am
I don't see anything.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: LePatron7 on August 23, 2012, 08:33:02 am
I don't see anything either.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: CitrusHigh on August 23, 2012, 09:46:53 am
Lol, that's ridiculous! Ok, well you must as well remove the post if no one can see it but me, I already got a chuckle out of it! Let me know if that happens with any other posts, I just inserted it as a jpeg in between the tags so I don't know what's the dill with it?
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: eveheart on August 23, 2012, 10:01:28 am
The link showed up as a broken link, so when I cut and pasted the link into my browser window, it took me to the winking dog pic. So... only the link - instead of the .jpg file - got posted.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: CitrusHigh on August 23, 2012, 10:52:49 am
Cool Eve ! but why is it showing up on my end? I've quadruple checked, the only thing that appears in my post is the photo!
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Post by: CitrusHigh on August 23, 2012, 10:55:56 am
AAAAAHHHHAHAHAH Miker OMG I was laughing so hard that my chest hurts! Thank you and reposting for the world to enjoy! lol
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: eveheart on August 23, 2012, 11:09:53 am
Cool Eve ! but why is it showing up on my end? I've quadruple checked, the only thing that appears in my post is the photo!

The graphic file is probably in your cache from when you viewed it. Or something like that. I really know nothing about computers.
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Post by: raw-al on August 23, 2012, 10:19:53 pm
The graphic file is probably in your cache from when you viewed it. Or something like that. I really know nothing about computers.
Coulda fooled me Eve. I still haven't figured out how you saw the pic at all. I tried saving the pic icon I saw and then pasting it on my browser and got nothing.
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Post by: goodsamaritan on August 23, 2012, 11:16:20 pm
Thoth was trying to post this:

Code: [Select]
[img]http://images.dailydawdle.com/best-of-implying-dog-funny-meme1.jpg[/img]
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Post by: CitrusHigh on August 24, 2012, 12:53:33 am
Why didn't it show up for anyone when I did it GS?
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: goodsamaritan on August 24, 2012, 08:03:35 am
Why didn't it show up for anyone when I did it GS?

The image was cached in your browser.

The website was configured to block bandwidth "leechers" and since rawpaleodietforum.com is not listed as a website that is supposed to show that picture, the picture was blocked.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: CitrusHigh on August 24, 2012, 08:46:00 am
Wow, nice call Eve!

So should I not try to post images in that manner any more or is that an unusual occurrence?
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Post by: Alive on August 24, 2012, 03:57:15 pm
Funny Finnish sci fi movie Star Wreck  :D

Star Wreck - In The Pirkinning (EN subs) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uakx1DuaztE#ws)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on August 28, 2012, 01:10:49 am
I think politicians should wear uniforms you know, like NASCAR drivers, so we could identify their corporate sponsors.

Anonymous
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Post by: eveheart on September 05, 2012, 11:00:33 am
Please rember to proofread and correct you're post's ...

Quote
The the Impotence of Proofreading
by Taylor Mali

Has this ever happened to you?
You work very horde on a paper for English clash
And then get a very glow raid (like a D or even a D=)
and all because you are the word1s liverwurst spoiler.
Proofreading your peppers is a matter of the the utmost impotence.

This is a problem that affects manly, manly students.
I myself was such a bed spiller once upon a term
that my English teacher in my sophomoric year,
Mrs. Myth, said I would never get into a good colleague.
And that1s all I wanted, just to get into a good colleague.
Not just anal community colleague,
because I wouldn1t be happy at anal community colleague.
I needed a place that would offer me intellectual simulation,
I really need to be challenged, challenged dentally.
I know this makes me sound like a stereo,
but I really wanted to go to an ivory legal collegue.
So I needed to improvement
or gone would be my dream of going to Harvard, Jail, or Prison
(in Prison, New Jersey).

So I got myself a spell checker
and figured I was on Sleazy Street.

But there are several missed aches
that a spell chukker can1t can1t catch catch.
For instant, if you accidentally leave a word
your spell exchequer won1t put it in you.
And God for billing purposes only
you should have serial problems with Tori Spelling
your spell Chekhov might replace a word
with one you had absolutely no detention of using.
Because what do you want it to douch?
It only does what you tell it to douche.
You1re the one with your hand on the mouth going clit, clit, clit.
It just goes to show you how embargo
one careless clit of the mouth can be.

Which reminds me of this one time during my Junior Mint.
The teacher read my entire paper on A Sale of Two Titties
out loud to all of my assmates.
I1m not joking, I1m totally cereal.
It was the most humidifying experience of my life,
being laughed at pubically.

So do yourself a flavor and follow these two Pisces of advice:
One: There is no prostitute for careful editing.
And three: When it comes to proofreading,
the red penis your friend.

Mali. Taylor. “The the Impotence of Proofreading.” What Learning Leaves. Newtown, CT: Hanover Press, 2002. Print. (ISBN: 1-­?887012-­?17-­?6)
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Post by: CitrusHigh on October 07, 2012, 10:51:07 am
(http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/551923_10152102094745293_2022539523_n.jpg)

I hope you can see this, didn't work last time, lmk please, I cleared my cache and it's still showing up, so hopefully?
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Post by: raw-al on October 07, 2012, 12:31:08 pm
(http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/551923_10152102094745293_2022539523_n.jpg)

I hope you can see this, didn't work last time, lmk please, I cleared my cache and it's still showing up, so hopefully?
That'd drive the women insane.
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Post by: AlphaCog on October 07, 2012, 03:34:31 pm
Bacon Price

(http://imageshack.us/a/img850/3088/goback.jpg)
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Post by: TylerDurden on October 12, 2012, 11:59:45 pm
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Prince Roy of Sealand, who has died aged 91, was plain Roy Bates until, on Christmas Eve 1966, he established his own micro-nation on an abandoned wartime sea fort off the Suffolk coast and declared himself head of state.
Prince Roy of Sealand

A year earlier, on the nearby Knock John fortified tower in the North Sea, Bates had established Radio Essex, claiming it as Britain’s first 24-hour pirate pop station, only to see it swiftly closed down by the Labour government.

After taking legal advice, Bates bought HM Fort Roughs, another derelict artillery installation, anchored to a sandbar just outside British territorial waters; but before he could revive his radio transmissions, the Marine Broadcasting (Offences) Act of 1967 outlawed the employment of British citizens by pirate stations. Embracing the ancient legal doctrine of jus gentium, Bates declared independence. Henceforth, he announced, he would be known as Prince Roy and his principality would be Sealand. He refurbished the platform, abandoned by the British military in the 1950s, and moved there with his wife and two children.

It was not long, however, before his bleak windswept hulk, with its twin towers of steel-reinforced concrete spanned by a 5,920 sq ft rusting iron platform some seven miles off Felixstowe, became not only res derelicta but terra nullius — effectively disputed territory. When the rival Radio Caroline claimed the platform for itself, Bates and his crew repelled a boarding party with Molotov cocktails and warning shots.

In 1967 government ministers sent the military to destroy several other wartime forts that had been abandoned in international waters. Bates and his family watched as explosions sent the huge structures cartwheeling hundreds of feet in the air. Helicopters carrying explosives buzzed overhead, and from a Royal Navy tug carrying a demolition squad came shouts of “You’re next!”

A year later, when the Royal Maritime auxiliary vessel Golden Eye passed close by, three warning shots were fired across her bow before she turned and raced for the shore. Bates was summonsed under the Firearms Act and in November 1968 appeared in the dock at Essex Assizes.

Amid much legal argument, statutes dating from the 17th century were cited. Summing up, the judge at Chelmsford remarked on “this swashbuckling incident perhaps more akin to the time of Sir Francis Drake”, but decided that, since Sealand lay outside British territorial waters, the courts had no jurisdiction. As far as Bates was concerned, this was Sealand’s first de facto recognition.

He claimed Sealand as the world’s smallest sovereign state, even though it was not recognised by the British government — which largely ignored it — or any foreign power. During the 1970s Bates created Sealand’s own constitution, flag (red and black with white diagonal stripe), passports, stamps, currency (the Sealand dollar, bearing his wife’s image), national anthem and motto: “E Mare Libertas” (“From the Sea, Freedom”).

Bates’s unilateral declaration of statehood became his core business. A German entrepreneur, Alexander Achenbach, proposed to turn Sealand into a luxury hotel/casino, receiving in return not only citizenship but also the office of prime minister for life. But in 1978, while Bates and his wife were away from Sealand on business, Achenbach flew in a party of German and Dutch businessmen by helicopter and effectively staged a coup d’état after a row with Bates over several million Deutschmarks.

Within days Bates — a wartime Army major — had retaken the platform in a dramatic predawn helicopter raid of his own.

From 100ft above the sea, he rappelled down a rope to the tiny helipad below. His son, Michael, did likewise. The Germans later confessed to being taken aback on encountering, in combat gear, an Englishman they had only known to wear a natty Savile Row suit and bowler hat.

In the melee, Bates brandished a rifle, but Michael was captured and held hostage in the galley before being flown to the Netherlands, where he was released after four days.

In turn, Achenbach’s lawyer, Gernot Pütz, a Sealand passport holder, was seized, hustled into a tender and charged with treason. Bates — by the “powers” vested in him as Prince Roy — solemnly sentenced him to life on the platform.

Seven weeks later, with Britain adhering to its stated position — it disclaimed jurisdiction outside her territorial waters — Germany finally sent a diplomat from its London embassy to Sealand to secure the release of its citizen.

Exercising his princely prerogative of clemency, Prince Roy immediately granted Pütz a pardon, reasoning that the German diplomatic mission to his windswept eyrie constituted a second de facto recognition of Sealand’s independence.

For many years Bates sold aristocratic titles (“Lord, Lady, Baroness — from £29.99”). He stopped issuing Sealand passports only in 1997, to counter widespread fraud. Over the years, his tiny fiefdom’s supposed sovereignty proved a magnet for people seeking sanctuary from the law, from gambling operators (whom Bates rejected) to, more recently, WikiLeaks, which was reportedly exploring the possibility of moving its computer servers to the principality.

Paddy Roy Bates was born in Ealing on August 29 1921, the only child in his family of five to survive infancy. His father, Harry, a Smithfield meat market salesman, had served as a Royal Artillery lieutenant in the First World War, winning an MC. Suffering breathing problems after being gassed, he moved the family to Southend-on-Sea .

Aged 15 Roy left Lindisfarne College, Westcliff-on-Sea, and travelled to Spain to fight for the International Brigade in the Spanish Civil War. On his return he joined his father at Smithfield, taking an apprenticeship and intending to run cattle ranches for Lord Vestey in Argentina.

During the Second World War he became an infantry major in the First Battalion Royal Fusiliers City of London Regiment. He served in the 8th India Division, seeing action in Africa, Italy, Iraq, Syria and elsewhere. Taken prisoner when his aircraft crashed on the island of Rhodes, he tried to escape but was captured by Greek Fascists . He was rescued from a firing squad by a passing German officer. In Italy Bates took part in the battle of Monte Cassino .

Wounded several times, Bates survived malaria, sandfly fever, frostbite and snakebite. When a German stick grenade exploded, smashing his jaw and showering shrapnel in his face, he was told by an Army surgeon that he would never find a wife as he would be so badly disfigured. But as his wounds healed, Bates met Joan Collins, a former beauty queen from Essex, at a dance, and within three months they had married.

After the war he imported meat from the Irish Republic to the rationed North, and rubber from Malaysia to make frogmen’s flippers. He then built up an inshore fishing fleet on the Essex coast. He also ran a chain of butcher’s shops, a wholesale meat depot and, at one time, an estate agency. But in the mid-1960s he became drawn to the pirate radio phenomenon and started Radio Essex .

In 1967, after moving his family to Fort Roughs and declaring UDI for the principality of Sealand, he bestowed the title of Princess on Joan as a romantic gesture for her birthday.

But in 1987, under the terms of a new United Nations treaty, Britain extended its territorial waters from three to 12 nautical miles, swallowing up Bates and his principality in the process. The three-mile zone — sometimes called the “cannon-shot rule” because it extended territorial sovereignty out to sea for a distance deemed equal to the range of a well-aimed cannonball — had been enshrined in international maritime law since at least the early 18th century.

Bates retaliated by extending Sealand’s own territorial waters from three nautical miles to 12, taking in the ports of Felixstowe and Harwich, and the southern outskirts of Ipswich.

When not living on Sealand, the Bates family commuted to a flat in Southend in an old fishing boat and later a rigid inflatable that could be lifted on to the platform.

Roy and Joan Bates retired to Spain in 2006. Their son Michael, latterly “Prince Regent” and acting head of state since 1999, opted for the terra firma of Essex, leaving the platform in the hands of a lone caretaker.

With Michael having appointed his own son, James, as Prince Royal, Sealand remains one of the few micro-nations to have established a viable dynasty. “Listen, old boy,” Bates told a journalist in 2000, “I like a bit of adventure. It’s the old British tradition. Maybe Britain’s changed, but there’s a lot of us still about.”

His wife and two children survive him.

Prince Roy of Sealand (Roy Bates), born August 29 1921, died October 9 2012"
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on October 13, 2012, 03:53:44 am
Excellent Tyler!
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Post by: Alive on October 20, 2012, 01:23:04 am
Very clever and amusing futuristic short movie =
A Futuristic Short Film HD: by Sight Systems (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lK_cdkpazjI#ws)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on October 25, 2012, 05:23:24 pm
For those of UKers who've been following the Jimmy Savile crisis, this should be quite funny:-

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2222228/Mac--The-victims-Jimmy-Savile-filing-compensation-claims-worth-millions.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2222228/Mac--The-victims-Jimmy-Savile-filing-compensation-claims-worth-millions.html)
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Post by: raw-al on October 26, 2012, 05:17:28 am
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Post by: Alive on November 10, 2012, 02:25:17 am
this made me laugh - a silly video about new zealand to the theme song of 'team america - world police'

New Zealand WHAKA YEAH! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLETRsaL8DA#ws)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: LePatron7 on November 16, 2012, 04:38:42 am
I think this is the funniest thing I've ever come across. It even rivals my favorite comedy rap group the lonely island.

It's the book of mormon musical, by the creators of south park.

Here's some links to hilarious youtube videos.

2012 Tony Awards - Book of Mormon Musical Opening Number - Hello (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKkLV1zE8M0#ws) (Hello)

Starbound 8 - Turn it Off (The Book of Mormon) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYlxvJpJMtY#ws) (Turn it off)

I love the track turn it off.

Here's the lyrics.

I got a feeling,
That you could be feeling,
A whole lot better then you feel today
You say you got a problem,
well thats no problem,
It\'s super easy not to feel that way!

When you start to get confused because of thoughts in your head,
Don\'t feel those feelings!
Hold them in instead

Turn it off, like a light switch
just go click!
It\'s a cool little Mormon trick!
We do it all the time
When your feeling certain feels that just don\'t feel right
Treat those pesky feelings like a reading light
and turn em off,
Like a light switch just go bap!
Really whats so hard about that?
Turn it off! (Turn it off!)

When I was young my dad,
Would treat my mom real bad,
every time the Utah Jazz would loose.
He\'d start a\' drinking,
and I\'d start a thinking,
How am I gonna keep my mom from getting abused?

I\'d see her all scared and my soul was dying,
My dad would say to me, Now don\'t you dare start crying.

Turn it off, (Like a light switch just go click!)
(It\'s our nifty little Mormon trick!)
Turn it off! (Turn. It. Off!)

My Sister was a dancer, but she got cancer,
My doctor said she still had two months more
I thought she had time, so I got in line
for the new I-phone at the apple store.

She lay there dying with my father and mother
Her very last words were \"where is my brother?\"

(Turn it off!) Yeah!  (Bid those sad feelings a adieu!)
The fear I might get cancer too,

When I was in fifth grade, I had a friend Steve Blade,
He and I were close as two friend could be
One thing led to another, and soon I would discover,
I was having really strange feelings for Steve

I thought about us, on a deserted Island
We\'d swim naked in the sea, and then he\'d try and...

WOAH!  Turn if off, like a light switch,
there its gone! (Good for you!)
My hetero side just won!
I\'m all better now,
Boys should be with girls thats heavenly fathers plan
So if you ever feel you rather be with a man,
Turn it off.

ELDER PRICE: 
Well Elder McKinley, I think its ok that your having gay thoughts,
just so long as you never act on them.

ELDER MCKINLEY:
No, because then your just keeping it down,
Like a dimmer switch on low, (On low!)
Thinking nobody needs to know! (Uh oh!)

ELDER PRICE:
But that\'s not true!

ELDER MCKINLEY: 
Being gay is bad, but lying is worse,
So just realize you have a curable curse,
And turn it off!  (Turn it off, turn it off!)

(Dance)

Turn it off!

Now how do you feel!

ELDER PRICE: 
The same

ELDER MCKINLEY: 
Then you only got yourself to blame,
You didn\'t pretend hard enough,
Imagine that your brain is made of tiny boxes,
and find the box thats gay and CRUSH IT!
Ok?

ELDER PRICE:
No, no, -I\'m- not having gay thoughts

ELDER CUNNINGHAM:
Alright!  It worked!

(Yay!)

(Turn it off!)

(Turn it off, Turn it off!)

(Turn it off, turn it off like a light switch just go click click!
What a cool little Mormon Trick! Trick trick!
We do it all the time!)

ELDER MCKINLEY: 
When your feeling certain feelings that just dont seem right!
Treat those pesky feelings like a reading light!
Turn it off!  (Like a light switch, shut it off!)
(Now he isn\'t gay anymore!)

(Turn it, turn it, turn it, turn it...!)
(Turn it, turn it, turn it, turn it...!)
(Turn it...)

ELDER MCKINLEY:  Turn it off!
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on November 18, 2012, 04:48:07 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2234394/Eating-meat-make-lie-steal-commit-sex-crimes-Vegetarian-advice-11-year-olds-Indian-school-textbook.html?ITO=1490&ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490 (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2234394/Eating-meat-make-lie-steal-commit-sex-crimes-Vegetarian-advice-11-year-olds-Indian-school-textbook.html?ITO=1490&ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490)
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Post by: Iguana on November 18, 2012, 05:07:16 am
Nice pic in the article for our thread Post videos of you eating raw meat with bare hands and teeth (http://www.rawpaleodietforum.com/general-discussion/post-videos-of-you-eating-raw-meat-with-bare-hands-and-teeth/):

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/11/17/article-2234394-08C5DFB1000005DC-786_306x398.jpg)

Quote
On a page about non-vegetarians, the book said that they ‘easily cheat, tell lies, they forget promises, they are dishonest and tell bad words, steal, fight and turn to violence and commit sex crimes’.
LOL ;D
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Post by: TylerDurden on November 26, 2012, 08:54:13 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2238323/Cabbages-Condoms-restaurant-UK-offer-family-planning-leaflets-meal.html?ito=feeds-newsxml (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2238323/Cabbages-Condoms-restaurant-UK-offer-family-planning-leaflets-meal.html?ito=feeds-newsxml)
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Post by: LePatron7 on November 30, 2012, 02:18:48 am
Lmfao

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-sues-wife-for-being-ugly-1415695 (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-sues-wife-for-being-ugly-1415695)
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Post by: raw-al on November 30, 2012, 03:57:31 am
ROFLMAO when that one gets out.
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Post by: raw-al on December 13, 2012, 12:05:24 pm
After a two year loan to the United States ,
Michelangelo's David is being returned to Italy
Art Spot-Michelangelo's David returns to Italy from USA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44DoWUispkI#)
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Post by: LePatron7 on December 18, 2012, 02:01:01 pm
The Lonely Island - Jizz In My Pants (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY#ws)

"I jizz right in my pants every time you're next to me, and when we're holding hands it's like having sex with me. You say I'm premature but I just call it ecstasy. I wear a rubber at all times it's a necessity."
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Post by: raw-al on December 19, 2012, 01:10:16 am
Shades of the Nails The Nails - 88 Lines About 44 Women (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oai3mUL-T-I#)

or Frank Zappa in his cruder moments, which was most of the time.

Testosterone tunes have been around since the beginning of time.
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Post by: eveheart on December 20, 2012, 01:30:51 pm
Doomsday forecast:
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Post by: wodgina on December 20, 2012, 01:35:55 pm
heheh
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Post by: raw-al on December 21, 2012, 04:25:14 am
LOL Eve!
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Post by: LePatron7 on January 12, 2013, 06:09:25 am
Pierre - Stephen Lynch (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIkyrf3pCGQ#)
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Post by: raw-al on January 25, 2013, 04:44:49 am
Lining up Early for the Inauguration
http://adask.wordpress.com/2013/01/18/lining-up-early-for-obamas-inauguration/ (http://adask.wordpress.com/2013/01/18/lining-up-early-for-obamas-inauguration/)
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Post by: Brad462 on January 28, 2013, 03:51:05 am
Cuntry Boner (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJvvxEs1_pE#)
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Post by: raw-al on February 19, 2013, 03:41:04 am
You live where?? Only in the UK
Addresses only the British could have!!
I'd say too much time spent sailing the ocean blue dreaming of what's back 'ome.
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Post by: TylerDurden on February 19, 2013, 05:17:09 am
Not just the UK:-


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fucking,_Austria (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fucking,_Austria)
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Post by: raw-al on February 19, 2013, 06:40:04 am
You're right
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dildo,_Newfoundland_and_Labrador (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dildo,_Newfoundland_and_Labrador)
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Post by: LePatron7 on March 07, 2013, 09:14:34 am
These are my new favorite musical comedy groups.

Flight of the Conchords Ep 4 If You're Into It (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY8jaGs7xJ0#ws)

Flight of the Conchords Ep 3 Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FArZxLj6DLk#ws)

The Axis of Awesome: Birdplane (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vx6hmUv06tg#ws)

Skeleton Man- The Axis of Awesome (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9u_v9H24PfY#)
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Post by: eveheart on March 15, 2013, 04:16:51 pm
Just laughing at myself here! Oh, all the farms that I've driven to!

Is It Local? - Portlandia on IFC (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2LBICPEK6w#ws)
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Post by: raw-al on March 17, 2013, 04:28:23 am
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/25BHem/www.youtube.com/watch%253Fv%253DDOR9-FXdIm0 (http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/25BHem/www.youtube.com/watch%253Fv%253DDOR9-FXdIm0)
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Post by: raw-al on March 17, 2013, 04:35:58 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5mHPo2yDG8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5mHPo2yDG8)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on April 26, 2013, 10:25:39 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2315154/Omar-Borkan-Al-Gala-ordered-Saudi-Arabia-good-looks-drive-women-distraction.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2315154/Omar-Borkan-Al-Gala-ordered-Saudi-Arabia-good-looks-drive-women-distraction.html)
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Post by: Ioanna on April 30, 2013, 08:58:58 am
Evolution of Dance - By Judson Laipply (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMH0bHeiRNg#)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: eveheart on May 01, 2013, 10:09:00 pm
Why Men Shouldn't Write Advice Columns:
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Post by: raw-al on May 02, 2013, 10:42:43 am
It's unlikely that the woman would take advice from a guy anyways, so it looks like he headed for the issue that he could bat 1000 on. LOL
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Post by: Ioanna on May 16, 2013, 07:54:14 am
This might be a dangerous post on this forum, so I'm going to preface this with just take it for what it is and PLEASE do not turn this into a woman bashing thread!  It's pretty funny :)
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=39c_1368515756 (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=39c_1368515756)
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Post by: eveheart on May 16, 2013, 09:29:08 am
I just watched that video on my daughter-in-law's facebook. So, how come the limited the labor simulation to one hour, and how come there is not grand-finale? Shouldn't a labor simulation include the little trip down the birth canal? Jus' say'n.
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Post by: raw-al on May 16, 2013, 12:44:18 pm
According to AV raw primal dieters do not experience these problems.
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Post by: raw-al on May 17, 2013, 12:38:34 pm
A
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Post by: raw-al on May 17, 2013, 12:39:36 pm
A
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Post by: raw-al on May 17, 2013, 12:40:21 pm
A
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Post by: raw-al on May 17, 2013, 12:42:11 pm
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Post by: raw-al on May 17, 2013, 12:43:02 pm
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Post by: Iguana on May 20, 2013, 11:46:42 pm

Calif. suspects accidentally dial 911 during crime (http://ttp://www.argusleader.com/viewart/20130520/UPDATES/130520011/Calif-suspects-accidentally-dial-911-during-crimeh)

FRESNO, Calif. – Two suspects arrested for breaking into a car in Central California accidentally called 911 on a cellphone, which led police to them.

KXTV in Sacramento reports a dispatcher was able to hear a rambling 35-minute conversation between the men as they discussed buying drugs and what implements to use to break into vehicles in Fresno.

The dispatcher listened in as the suspects smashed a car’s window and found prescription drugs.

The men drove off, but the dispatcher picked up clues about where they were headed. A police officer pulled them over and arrested the two 20-year-olds.

At the end of the call the men learned how they were caught. One of them can be heard asking, “We really called 911?”
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Post by: raw-al on August 15, 2013, 10:05:11 am
-- BACK PAIN
 



Hospitals in Quebec, Canada are overcrowded with politicians, engineers and mayors with serious back pain, some senators in Ottawa are experiencing the same problem.


After a short investigation, doctors found that their mattress caused the problem!
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Post by: raw-al on August 15, 2013, 10:09:01 am
OK. This a cheap one. I admit it. You can say it all and I agree. But it is not a bad one.

Woman adding a quart of oil to the car.

http://i.imgur.com/gpALGIH.gif (http://i.imgur.com/gpALGIH.gif)
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Post by: raw-al on August 15, 2013, 10:11:36 am
The Jog Strap (TM)
Wicked Funny: The Jog Strap.flv (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nwi7n_6wd7U#ws)
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Post by: raw-al on August 15, 2013, 10:12:47 am
The Niggar Family

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-I7JJChM6IQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-I7JJChM6IQ#)
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Post by: raw-al on August 15, 2013, 10:15:01 am
Redneck mouse trap

http://www.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=http://www.lolbrary.com/content/323/redneck-mousetrap-44323.gif&imgrefurl=http://www.lolbrary.com/post/44323/redneck-mousetrap/&h=214&w=410&sz=2085&tbnid=JbA0azlXK_oCdM:&tbnh=65&tbnw=125&zoom=1&usg=__4j3KMsGNQYan8hGVLiZamxH8MBs=&docid=T12brdHP1VLRbM&sa=X&ei=gDkMUqzKB6iBiwLOlYHgDg&ved=0CDMQ9QEwAQ&dur=2699 (http://www.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=http://www.lolbrary.com/content/323/redneck-mousetrap-44323.gif&imgrefurl=http://www.lolbrary.com/post/44323/redneck-mousetrap/&h=214&w=410&sz=2085&tbnid=JbA0azlXK_oCdM:&tbnh=65&tbnw=125&zoom=1&usg=__4j3KMsGNQYan8hGVLiZamxH8MBs=&docid=T12brdHP1VLRbM&sa=X&ei=gDkMUqzKB6iBiwLOlYHgDg&ved=0CDMQ9QEwAQ&dur=2699)
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Post by: raw-al on August 15, 2013, 10:18:08 am
Gated Community
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Post by: raw-al on August 24, 2013, 09:23:22 am
The Pope has lifted the ban on condoms, but further training is required.

http://i.imgur.com/FSSNNiz.jpg (http://i.imgur.com/FSSNNiz.jpg)
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Post by: raw-al on August 30, 2013, 12:07:07 am
One psychologist to another meeting in a hallway:

You're fine, how am I.
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Post by: raw-al on October 26, 2013, 05:04:55 am
Hmmm...
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Post by: Bacchal on October 26, 2013, 11:16:35 am
Ha...
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Post by: TylerDurden on November 01, 2013, 09:27:08 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2482013/I-love-job-Egypts-official-executioner-enjoys-work--started-drowning-cats-child.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2482013/I-love-job-Egypts-official-executioner-enjoys-work--started-drowning-cats-child.html)
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Post by: raw-al on November 24, 2013, 03:16:41 am
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Post by: raw-al on November 30, 2013, 04:43:29 am
You can substitute your favourite crook politician for this jewel. It is in reference to Mike Duffy, Senator Canada and Pamela Wallin, Senator. The fourth one is an ex prime minister who is pretty much the sleaziest in Canadian history who is  although not convicted is pretty well confirmed to have taken a bribe reference buying aircraft for Air Canada.
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Post by: LePatron7 on November 30, 2013, 09:39:44 am
Toronto mayor Rob Ford says he gets enough pussy to eat at home (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4siKr6qY8w#ws)

This is a gem!

"Says that I want to eat her pussy. I've never said that in my life to her. I would never do that. I'm happily married, I've got plenty to eat at home."
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on December 03, 2013, 10:06:22 am
Boys, them Canadians is somebody else!
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on December 03, 2013, 10:08:58 am
With the Rob Ford theme in mind....


Joke of the Day - For Canadians...           

 

A guy traveling through the USA on vacation lost his wallet and all of his identification.

Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home but was stopped by the Canadian Customs Agent at the border. 

"May I see your identification, please?" asked the agent. 
 
"I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replied the guy.

"Sure buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no entry," said the agent.

"But I can prove I'm a Canadian!" he exclaimed.
 
"I have a picture of Celine Dion tattooed on one side of my butt and Shania Twain on the other."
 
"This I got to see," replied the agent.

With that, the guy dropped his pants and showed the agent his behind.

"By golly, you're right!" exclaimed the agent."Have a safe trip back to Toronto "

Thanks!" he said. "But how did you know I was from Toronto"?
 
The agent replied,
 
"I recognized Rob Ford  in the middle."
Title: Re: Give us a laugh ! All men fool around!
Post by: goodsamaritan on January 07, 2014, 11:30:07 pm
Eddie Murphy's RAW - All men fool around! [HD] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3psB9nG75sM#ws)

Eddie Murphy's RAW - All men fool around!
Comics have a way of spilling the truth... :)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh ! Chris Rock: The difference between Men and Women
Post by: goodsamaritan on January 08, 2014, 12:06:50 am
Chris Differences Between Men (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Vu3HdflSBQ#ws)

Chris Rock: The difference between Men and Women
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: goodsamaritan on January 09, 2014, 02:14:50 am
woman and lies-chris rock (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioQZrMQegj4#)

Hilarious comedian... funny truth messenger.

Chris Rock - The Monica Lewinsky Scandal (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKi1ePbpi4c#)

On the Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky thing.

Hillary put the free world in danger by not doing her duty as first lady...
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on January 09, 2014, 03:05:57 am
GS,
That's two days in a row you made my day! Keep em comin! Thanks
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: goodsamaritan on January 15, 2014, 10:14:14 pm
Dave Chapelle - Men and Women Psychology - Very True (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZRflz-93JA#)

http://youtu.be/5ZRflz-93JA?t=3m43s (http://youtu.be/5ZRflz-93JA?t=3m43s)

Just because I'm dressed like this... does not make me a whore! (beginning at 3:43)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: LePatron7 on January 16, 2014, 03:04:56 am
The Daily Show 12/18/13 FAKE Agent John Beale of the EPA with John Oliver (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgubgfnQSYA#ws)

Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: jessica on January 21, 2014, 09:00:11 pm
http://comicskingdom.com/shared_comics/e48733e3-e31e-49f2-9a74-4021a7bb444c (http://comicskingdom.com/shared_comics/e48733e3-e31e-49f2-9a74-4021a7bb444c)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: Eric on January 22, 2014, 03:48:31 am
That comic hits the nail on the head, I do believe. Thanks Jessica!
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on January 22, 2014, 10:16:09 am
11 PEOPLE ON A ROPE

Eleven people were hanging on a rope
Under a helicopter..
10 men and 1 woman.
The rope was not strong enough to carry them all
So they decided that one had to let go,
otherwise they were all going to fall.
They weren't able to choose that person,
Until the woman gave a very touching speech.
She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope,
Because, as a woman,
She was used to giving up everything
For her husband and kids or for men in general,
And was used to always making sacrifices
With little in return.

As soon as she finished her speech,
All the men started clapping . . .
 
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: eveheart on January 28, 2014, 12:18:04 am
I live in Silicon Valley, home to a disproportionate population of nerds and computer geeks. I guess we need special, secret ways of "signaling" our presence to each other. This joke on a t-shirt did it for me... I had a lovely nerd waiting-room conversation with the wearer.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: blake on February 03, 2014, 03:50:09 pm
Random, but always thought this was such a funny video clip. It's called the "Argument clinic"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNkjDuSVXiE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNkjDuSVXiE)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: blake on February 03, 2014, 03:59:12 pm
Bob Newhart is psycho therapist employing a special kind of therapy on his patient. Pretty hilarious!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ow0lr63y4Mw (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ow0lr63y4Mw)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on March 08, 2014, 11:27:28 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2576228/Former-maths-teacher-divorcing-Britains-wealthiest-woman-entrepreneur-worth-700-MILLION-doesnt-like-rich-prefers-eat-Wetherspoons.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2576228/Former-maths-teacher-divorcing-Britains-wealthiest-woman-entrepreneur-worth-700-MILLION-doesnt-like-rich-prefers-eat-Wetherspoons.html)

Craziest Man Alive!
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: Iguana on March 09, 2014, 01:11:32 am
Quote
Now the couple have decided to part, Mr Hawken will walk away with just £1million, but says it will be enough for him. On a recent trip to China, Mr Hawken said his wife took him on a yacht and treated him to a, but he prefers his local Wetherspoon pub.

He added: 'I have got a settlement which is not great, but it's enough for me because I don't have an extravagant lifestyle. I won't have to work if I'm careful. I'm getting a pittance when you consider her potential wealth, but I don't really want to fight it.'

I think he’s very wise. It’s not worth to fight for money when you have £1million. That would be enough for me too! He could have asked at least 2 millions, but what’s the point? The more money and expensive belongings you have, the more you worry about it. I prefer used jeans to designer’s clothes and I don’t care to drink wine worth £900 a bottle like stupid snobs who do that without knowing anything about wine.  ;D
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on March 09, 2014, 04:24:35 am
I think he’s very wise. It’s not worth to fight for money when you have £1million. That would be enough for me too! He could have asked at least 2 millions, but what’s the point? The more money and expensive belongings you have, the more you worry about it. I prefer used jeans to designer’s cloths and I don’t care to drink wine worth £900 a bottle like stupid snobs who do that without knowing anything about wine.  ;D

You are absolutely right IMO. The more you have, the more you worry about it. You buy plenty of useless things, which you then have to protect, hide.

BTW, this is not sour grapes and it is useful to have money, but 1.7 million is plenty.

Good for him!

Compare that to the one who divorced P. MacCartney... 40 million.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on March 13, 2014, 04:54:05 am
Got this in an email forward: YMMV


Yes, our grandmothers still had genuine knowledge of staying naturally healthy!!!
My granny lectured me about her practical knowledge:

“For better digestion, I drink beer, for loss of appetite I drink white wine,
with low blood pressure red wine, with high blood pressure cognac,
and whenever I have a cold, I drink Vodka.”

“And when do you drink water?”
“I have never been that sick!”
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: sabertooth on March 15, 2014, 11:03:37 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHiixC21-TQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHiixC21-TQ)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: eveheart on March 16, 2014, 04:03:15 am
If you see someone drowning, LAUGH OUT LOUD!
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on March 16, 2014, 04:41:57 am
Excellent ST & Eve !
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: LePatron7 on March 16, 2014, 06:40:54 am
Disney Censored: F***ing Nemo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nw_8NLIYY1s#ws)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: eveheart on March 24, 2014, 10:56:52 am
New element discovered!
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on May 01, 2014, 04:26:34 am
h
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: CatTreats on May 01, 2014, 05:16:02 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pDTiFkXgEE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pDTiFkXgEE)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh ! Husband Creates Spreadsheet of Wifes Excuses to Avoid Sex
Post by: goodsamaritan on July 24, 2014, 10:11:57 am
Husband creates SPREADSHEET of wife's excuses for refusing to have sex with him

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/husband-creates-spreadsheet-wifes-excuses-3889683#ixzz38Ld1L3PK (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/husband-creates-spreadsheet-wifes-excuses-3889683#ixzz38Ld1L3PK)
Follow us: @DailyMirror on Twitter | DailyMirror on Facebook

So his wife had sex with him 3 times in 2 months.

From my point of view, he's had more success with his wife than I did mine.

My wife refused sex for 9 years!

And on the day we did have sex, after sex, on the way out of the motel, she made it clear that that sex act was good for 1 year!
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: jessica on July 25, 2014, 10:22:29 am
GS what does your wife eat?  Does she have high levels of responsibility?  Does she have time for herself?
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: goodsamaritan on July 25, 2014, 10:59:01 am
Sent you PM with juicy details.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: eveheart on September 20, 2014, 08:17:50 am
.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on September 26, 2014, 09:25:19 am
excellent EH
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: eveheart on October 16, 2014, 01:37:52 pm
.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on October 16, 2014, 04:54:32 pm
Yes, I have always suspected that intelligence does not necessarily equal survival. There is a wonderful science fiction story called "Swarm" by Bruce Sterling which focuses on that point.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: nummi on October 16, 2014, 05:41:23 pm
Yes, I have always suspected that intelligence does not necessarily equal survival. There is a wonderful science fiction story called "Swarm" by Bruce Sterling which focuses on that point.
A brain does not equal intelligence. Plenty of examples among humanity.
A swarm mind - a collective mind - can be intelligent while each individual of the swarm alone might not be.
Furthermore, intelligence is not limited only to our physical world. It is literally possible to have a physical body but it's intelligence in another plane (like a swarm mind), connected to the physical body in some ways, as in fact it is with humans as well. Humans also have a collective (un)consciousness, but it can be accessed and used if you know how.
There isn't even enough information in DNA alone to warrant the development of a new organism. And whatever it is behind actual development has to have one damn intelligent aspect.
Intelligence also does not require the presence of consciousness nor awareness.

And intelligence essentially does equal survival, as intelligence in its core equals "the right choices". Cannot survive without "making" the right choices. But survival does not require consciousness nor awareness, not our kind at least.
Title: Life is bad in Western countries…
Post by: Iguana on November 07, 2014, 07:06:28 pm
http://englishrussia.com/2014/11/06/life-is-bad-in-western-countries/ (http://englishrussia.com/2014/11/06/life-is-bad-in-western-countries/)

Life is bad in Western countries…

… that’s why Russia uses tanks to save its Ukrainian friends to be dragged in the western misery. ROFL! See the 3 pages of photos. 

I added a comment:
Typical Russian humor, Soviet style! Outstandingly funny, great, it made my day! Thanks, English Russia, you are one my favorite websites.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: Brad462 on November 08, 2014, 08:56:30 am
why do Germans love Americans? because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.                             2. What do sex in a canoe and American beer have in common? They’re both fucking close to water.            3. If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language? An American                                                                     http://thoughtcatalog.com/christine-stockton/2014/07/10-great-jokes-about-americans/. (http://thoughtcatalog.com/christine-stockton/2014/07/10-great-jokes-about-americans/.)   
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on November 08, 2014, 10:56:36 am
(Canucks have an inferiority complex whether they admit it or not... except with beer)
Q: Who would win in a fight between Celine Dion and Shania Twain? A: We all would!
Q: What are the 2 seasons in Canada? A: WINTER AND JULY!
Q: How do Canadian Environmental groups plan on using Hilary Clinton to stop the spread of Asian carp into the Great Lakes? A: By having her go Skinny Dipping in Lake Michigan
Q: Why is the late Corey Haim going to be buried in his native Canada? A: The USA and Canada held a coin toss and Canada lost!
Q: Why did Leandro Barbosa choose to play for the Toronto Raptors? A: Because they have much better pot in Canada!
Q: Why does Celine Dion want to purchase the Montreal Canadiens? A: Because she wants to ruin more than just music!
Q: Why is President Obama contacting the Prime Minister of Canada about the failed economy? A: To find out how Canadians live off of less!
Q: What was the original title for "Canadian Idol"? A: "The Worlds Biggest Hoser"
Q: Why did Bill Clinton choose Canada as the site for his summit with Yeltsin? A: So he could look up some college buddies who moved up there during the war. Q: What is the difference between a Canadian and a canoe? A: A canoe tips.
Q: Whats the difference between a Canadian and a unicorn? A: Nothing, theyre both fictional characters
Q: How was copper wire invented? A: Two Canadians were fighting over a penny.
Q: Why don't Canadian women wear sleeveless dresses? A: They aren't allowed to bare arms
Q: What does Premier Wynne and Mayor Rob Ford have in common? A: They both have more than enough to eat at home.
Q: How do you know Adam was a Canadian? A: Who else could stand beside a naked woman and be tempted by a fruit?
Q: Why are the obese angry at the Supreme Court of Canada for giving them extra seats when they fly Air Canada or WestJet? A: Because they wanted extra meals!
Q: Why is George W Bush considering moving to Canada? A: Because his penis size will increase from 6 inches to 15.24 centimeters!
A Canadian Doctor, gives you an annual check-up. What does he does he do first? He body checks you!
S1: Rush Limbaugh said he'll move to Canada if the Health Care overhaul passes congress!
S2: Upon hearing Rush's intentions Canada immediately countered by banning oxycontin!
Q: Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia? A: The Newfies were lobbing hand grenades; the Nova Scotians were pulling the pins and throwing them back.
Q: What do you call a sophisticated American? A: Canadian.
Q: What's the difference between an American and a Canadian? A: An Canadian not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it.
Q: What do urine samples and Canadian beer have in common? A: The taste!
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: Brad462 on November 11, 2014, 08:12:32 am
America actually has plenty of great beer; I think that is kind of a myth.  Trust me I am an alcoholic and have tried about all of them. :)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on November 19, 2014, 08:44:04 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqjfW-MZsMo (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqjfW-MZsMo)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on November 20, 2014, 08:31:32 am
Hmmmm..... so would you get a  seaguin or a peneal
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: eveheart on November 20, 2014, 08:40:45 am
Hmmmm..... so would you get a  seaguin or a peneal

Whatever you call it, don'tcha wonder about that bird-mammal issue? The word, it turns out is monotreme: an egg-laying mammal.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on November 20, 2014, 09:41:29 am
Not to mention the apparently abusive nature of the relationship......
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: Iguana on December 03, 2014, 06:11:15 am
Russian Federal Highway LENA
http://englishrussia.com/2014/12/02/154812/ (http://englishrussia.com/2014/12/02/154812/)
(3 pages worth seeing  ;D)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on December 03, 2014, 06:45:43 am
Russian Federal Highway LENA
http://englishrussia.com/2014/12/02/154812/ (http://englishrussia.com/2014/12/02/154812/)
(3 pages worth seeing  ;D)
Oh dear, I just got a "malicious site warning" when I tried to access your link , Iguana.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: Iguana on December 03, 2014, 06:55:34 am
Its astonishing because I've been regularly watching this "English Russia" website for years without any problem. My computer is protected by Avast antivirus; it didn't detect any treat there.  ???
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: eveheart on December 03, 2014, 08:44:11 am
That site opened here without a warning. Great photos!
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: goodsamaritan on December 03, 2014, 11:10:22 am
Russian Federal Highway LENA
http://englishrussia.com/2014/12/02/154812/ (http://englishrussia.com/2014/12/02/154812/)
(3 pages worth seeing  ;D)


Must be the Russian way of deterring a Chinese invasion.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on December 03, 2014, 03:13:45 pm
Well, I chose to ignore the warning. Seems OK, must have been a misfire of my antivirus.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on December 04, 2014, 05:25:37 am
Don't you still have a Mac?
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on December 04, 2014, 05:49:28 am
No, I now have a PC.

After I had accessed Iguana's link, I soon found my computer freezing/stalling so had to switch off and restart. Nothing happened the first time I accessed the site ages ago when Iguana last linked to it. Most odd.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: goodsamaritan on December 05, 2014, 07:59:49 am
This international symbol for marriage is funny at first, but needs reinterpretation based on the state and culture where you live. In my country this is a voluntary moral enslavement, in the 1st world countries there is a big Government behind the women enslaving men, especially when there are children involved. I think I'll make some modifications on this symbol.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on December 09, 2014, 05:35:56 am
 There was this very funny online game supposedly being promoted on google and the politically-correct brigade all condemned it, so I thought I would try it out just for fun. Despite it being too difficult in later stages, I decided to try it out and it is, surprisingly,  absurdly addictive:-

http://www.andkon.com/arcade/adventureaction/asshunter/ (http://www.andkon.com/arcade/adventureaction/asshunter/)

Note I am not personally a "homosexualmisist", I just find it amusing in an outrageous way.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh ! Marketing to Doctors - Feb 8, 2015
Post by: goodsamaritan on February 11, 2015, 10:24:46 pm
Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: Marketing to Doctors (HBO) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQZ2UeOTO3I#ws)

Published on Feb 8, 2015
Pharmaceutical companies spend billions of dollars marketing drugs to doctors.
We have a few issues with that.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on February 12, 2015, 12:38:24 pm
LOL GS
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on February 20, 2015, 02:34:51 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDCfEkopryo (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDCfEkopryo)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGyeULvpQdY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGyeULvpQdY)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2959456/The-Mars-One-rejects-Audition-videos-reveal-hopefuls-DIDN-T-make-final-cut-controversial-mission.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2959456/The-Mars-One-rejects-Audition-videos-reveal-hopefuls-DIDN-T-make-final-cut-controversial-mission.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: goodsamaritan on February 20, 2015, 10:56:04 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2959456/The-Mars-One-rejects-Audition-videos-reveal-hopefuls-DIDN-T-make-final-cut-controversial-mission.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2959456/The-Mars-One-rejects-Audition-videos-reveal-hopefuls-DIDN-T-make-final-cut-controversial-mission.html)

I would like to make a belated audition to MARS if I were to be given the chance to become one of the ADAMs to seed mars with my genetics.

- I have a sperm count of 300 million / ml
- I have created and cared for several children, parenting skills, healing / nutrition skills
- I have impregnating skills and have a good way of getting along with multiple women... i expect polygamy on mars to seed that planet.
- I am extremely pro-life, have home birthing knowledge and skills
- I am a mechanical engineer / computer linux dork network administrator programmer / mechanical skills
- I have amateur astronomy hobby skills
- I have always been a curious science geek and highly mathematical (note engineer) and will do satisfactory science experiments as required
- I have zero religious baggage.

Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on February 20, 2015, 03:10:13 pm
I find MarsOne amusing but highly unlikely to succeed. For one thing, none of the applicants are being selected due to having scientific abilities, but for charisma etc., the sort of things one expects on a reality TV show. The producers of MarsOne are also the evil monsters who got the whole Big Brother TV series concept first going, thus ruining TV for a long time. There are other considerations, the amount the producers claim to need for a Mars mission is  apparently way too low for a real Mars mission  and the global TV rights for the mission will not be  anywhere  near enough  to raise the billions needed to get the mission going.  Then there is the point made that anyone living more than 10 months on Mars would experience permanent and fatal bone-loss/muscle-loss and pregancy would be highly unlikely to succeed, and space radiation would likely give them all cancer after just a month of travel to Mars. I am not impressed even with the few successful applicants from the UK, either.

Still, as an absurd idea, I find it amusing.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on February 21, 2015, 06:06:16 am
Yeah but GS you'd be eating from a pill bottle probably.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on February 23, 2015, 06:30:43 am
I have no idea if this is true, but no doubt I will find out soon.

GREEK LEGAL SYSTEM
 
A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court in Greece; but the custody of their children posed a problem.
 
The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.
 
The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked for his side of the story.
 
After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied:
 
"Your Honour, when I put a coin into a vending machine, and a Coke comes out, does the Coke belong to me or to the machine?"
 
DON'T LAUGH...... HE WON!!
Title: Re: Give us a laugh ! We Love GMOs and Vaccines
Post by: goodsamaritan on February 26, 2015, 12:12:39 am
We Love GMOs and Vaccines

https://www.facebook.com/welovegv (https://www.facebook.com/welovegv)

Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: JeuneKoq on March 15, 2015, 02:46:24 am
We Love GMOs and Vaccines

https://www.facebook.com/welovegv (https://www.facebook.com/welovegv)


They're usually the ones saying about anti-vaxxers "Let Darwinism take its course"; how ironical.


Here's a joke that will probably make you think more than it will make you laugh:

What's the difference between a religious person and a materialistic atheist?

-None, they both believe in invisible entities that decide upon their well- or ill-being, and both know exactly what happens after they die...

ok, next one:
Why do kids hate liver?

-Because it tastes offal!

aaaannd bonus joke:

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

-Because 7 is a registered 6 offender  >D
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on March 25, 2015, 02:19:56 am
Here's a dream job if you are currently unemployed:-

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3009501/Sex-website-advertises-brothel-tester-university-educated-speaks-French-not-afraid-contact.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3009501/Sex-website-advertises-brothel-tester-university-educated-speaks-French-not-afraid-contact.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on March 25, 2015, 03:20:17 am
Not sure I could think straight in a place like that.

I recall once at a job interview for an airline that was flying the same type of aircraft that Playboy mag had, that they asked me what I would do if Playboy asked me to fly for them after I had gotten my rating. (it's expensive for the airline to do the training) I simply said that I suspected my wife would have something to say in the matter.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on April 01, 2015, 12:59:02 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3019323/Last-night-real-buzz-shocking-drinking-game-seeing-surge-Mexican-bars-party-goers-electrocuted-scream.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3019323/Last-night-real-buzz-shocking-drinking-game-seeing-surge-Mexican-bars-party-goers-electrocuted-scream.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: albertoceraw on April 01, 2015, 03:45:26 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3019323/Last-night-real-buzz-shocking-drinking-game-seeing-surge-Mexican-bars-party-goers-electrocuted-scream.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3019323/Last-night-real-buzz-shocking-drinking-game-seeing-surge-Mexican-bars-party-goers-electrocuted-scream.html)

It's true, I found out about this recently. I was in a club and suddenly I see one of this guys walking around to electrocute people. I was very confused, I didn't understand why would that be a thing in a club.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh ! The End of Civilization...
Post by: goodsamaritan on April 20, 2015, 08:02:21 am
The End Of Civilization

The End Of Civilzation (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzShgcocaqg#)

and in addition... Samesies

Published on May 28, 2013
An early tribe deals with a population problem.

Samesies (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgfQ9o2-9BM#ws)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on April 20, 2015, 08:45:11 am
Well, the 2nd video does suggest, at one point,  a logical solution to the current world overpopulation problem:-  if everyone goes gay, the human population will drop drastically. A practical solution, admittedly, but not likely to be taken up by more than a few.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: goodsamaritan on April 20, 2015, 11:53:53 am
The (Birth Control) Pill May Make Unattractive Guys Look Hotter to You

http://www.elle.com/life-love/sex-relationships/news/a19960/birth-control-pill-changes-what-women-consider-attractive/ (http://www.elle.com/life-love/sex-relationships/news/a19960/birth-control-pill-changes-what-women-consider-attractive/)

Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: sabertooth on April 20, 2015, 12:04:41 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oocnZ8lR_jE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oocnZ8lR_jE)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: JeuneKoq on April 30, 2015, 04:31:39 am
Monsanto lobbyist gets served. Literally. Roundup is perfectly safe, right?

Monsanto Lobbyist Claims Roundup Is Safe To Drink – Refuses To Drink It (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbfJ4VwHIqw#ws)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on April 30, 2015, 07:02:10 am
Thanks JK.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: FRANCIS HOWARD BOND on May 07, 2015, 06:03:26 am
I downloaded some pornography on my computer and the hard drive had an erection!

(Naughty Francis!)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh! Where White Man Went Wrong
Post by: goodsamaritan on May 09, 2015, 05:20:09 am
Funny.  I wonder how true this is.  You Americans might shed more light on this?
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on May 09, 2015, 07:18:40 am
Dubious. A closer look at Native American history shows endless wars before advent of Europeans. One of the more delightful NA tribes were the Aztecs who were particularly brutal.


I am afraid the above is just white liberal retard nonsense based on watching crappy hollywood movies like Dances With Wolves or Crocodile Dundee or tv series like Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman,  and enthusing about the absurd noble savage theory. People do not realise that in palaeo times tribes were constantly fighting with each other all the time over scarce resources. There just was no time to sit around the campfire, holding hands with members of other tribes and singing "Kumbaya!"
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on May 09, 2015, 07:43:07 am
Dubious. A closer look at Native American history shows endless wars before advent of Europeans. One of the more delightful NA tribes were the Aztecs who were particularly brutal.


I am afraid the above is just white liberal retard nonsense based on watching crappy hollywood movies like Dances With Wolves or Crocodile Dundee or tv series like Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman,  and enthusing about the absurd noble savage theory. People do not realise that in palaeo times tribes were constantly fighting with each other all the time over scarce resources. There just was no time to sit around the campfire, holding hands with members of other tribes and singing "Kumbaya!"
North Am. Natives would not have sung Kumbaya. That is a particularly Brit fantasy about Africans.  ;D

I know some natives and their lifestyle is vastly superior to ours despite their current situation. They really do seek out and listen to their elders. They eat a vastly superior diet etc. The ones I know are very peaceful and very thoughtful prior to speaking. One of our Tai Chi senior instructors is native and she is awesome. The others I have met are similar.

You are probably accurate in the business about fighting, but it is a bit difficult to truly know as the whites who reported this sort of thing were attempting to look somehow superior, in the same fashion as the Brits who were trying to make the Asian Indians look like they would be at each other's throats if they were left to themselves, without the thieving Brits to be the peacemakers. LOL
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on May 09, 2015, 08:08:17 am
I was thinking of more modern historical accounts of endless wars in the Americas pre-European-contact. Archaeologists have shown plenty of evidence of pre-Contact mass-graves with signs of war on the bodies. Those archaeologists who only focus on  ancient tribal histories tend to have a rosier picture in their minds, but, imo, such accounts would, of necessity, contain some pro-Native American bias, especially oral histories.

I do not doubt that there were exceptions to the rule, just like in Europe and elsewhere. But it is a bit absurd to portray all or most tribes as having been  mostly peaceful. The Noble Savage theory is very emotionally-compelling, even to me sometimes,  but it has no real evidence to support it. Plus, I just do not see how humans could have attained such a large brain without having been  constantly subject to natural selection in a vast way for a considerable length of time.

As regards the Brits in India, I do note that as soon as the Brits left , the Hindus and Muslims swiftly broke up the Indian subcontinent, despite Gandhi's wishes to the contrary. Then there were certain groups like  tribes in Afghanistan  which were constantly fighting among each other. The only time Afghanistan was ever at peace  was when the Mongols invaded- they had no choice as the Mongols, unlike other conquerors, were particularly brutal and more or less beheaded anyone who talked back to their conquerors without permission.

I am not in favour of Empire, though(with the possible exception of the Russian Empire conquering vast swathes of basically empty Siberia). The whole notion of taking up the white man's burden is absurd, patronising and self-harming, anyway.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on May 09, 2015, 08:33:21 am
I hear ya Tyler. The notion of any group of PPL being totally peaceful is a pipe dream. I am just reading a book that has been around for quite awhile. It was recommended by an American (very literate) relative from Boston who herself has quite the lineage in American history.

The book is called "The People's History Of The United States" by Howard Zinn. http://www.historyisaweapon.com/zinnapeopleshistory.html (http://www.historyisaweapon.com/zinnapeopleshistory.html)  It is quite the eye opener so far. It is a more honest version of what really went on way back when.

Sort of like another book "The Time Traveller's Guide to Medieval London." http://www.foliosociety.com/book/TVG/time-travellers-guide-medieval-england (http://www.foliosociety.com/book/TVG/time-travellers-guide-medieval-england)
A look at the real life of actual humans.

Re: the Native North Americans and Central Americans, There was a massive war going on with the Incas when the Spaniards came ashore in Central America. I think it was 300,000 soldiers.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh! Bullet Bouncing - Superman and Wonder Woman
Post by: goodsamaritan on May 09, 2015, 06:13:28 pm
Bullet Bouncing - Superman and Wonder Woman

Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on May 10, 2015, 02:16:45 am
LOL GS
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: sabertooth on May 10, 2015, 11:21:11 am
I went to a summer camp as a child and the counselors would leave all the lost and found stuff in a box on the back porch for the "tree indians". They had us all convinced that there was a hidden tribe of peaceful indians who lived in the trees. Many years later I found out that the tree indians were merely the hippies who started the camp with money from growing pot.

Still to this day I rather like the idea that tree indians were real....and perhaps they were in some way during some time in history....Its easy for one to point out anecdotal cases of the brutality of certain native American tribes that for thousands of years have lived countless lifetimes in the wild blue yonder, much of which has been completely lost to history...but this in no way proves that groups of peace loving hippy indians did not exist.

So in my mind it is not too far of a stretch of the imagination to believe that there may have indeed been at on time "Tree Indians" whom lived in such peace and harmony with the land that they left no trace of their existence for us to know them by.

Perhaps their world was nearly as diverse in archetypes as our own, where there was a multiplicity of many different kinds of people. Sure there were assholes, bastards, rascals etc... but there must of also been the nobles, sages, and peace lovers as well.

Title: Re: Give us a laugh! Curvy women!
Post by: goodsamaritan on May 12, 2015, 07:51:52 am
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/137cbc9d41656c9d6d50a47a318ce3ad/tumblr_micrq1jtcG1s60e40o1_1280.jpg)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh! Modern Lightsaber Battle!
Post by: goodsamaritan on May 12, 2015, 08:53:32 am
https://youtube.com/devicesupport (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKY3scPIMd8#ws)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgSylgBFi-I (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgSylgBFi-I)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: jessica on May 12, 2015, 11:51:10 am
https://youtu.be/CQkA9WTyWrs

ha, this song popped into my head yesterday, i havent listened to this band since jr. high 20 years ago...sadly i was a "vegetarian" in those days.

lyrics:
she's not eatin' bacon, not
eatin' sausage,
and she won't eat eggs,
not eatin' chicken
not eatin' turkey, she
won't have a steak,
but i just can't help feelin'
sorry
for this poor little lettuce head
you know, i can't stop cryin' cause i
know this broccoli's dead

vegetarian? i'm not a vegetarian,
vegetarian...she's a

poor little cow, little sheep,
little fish
how can I sleep? when carrots
are bleedin'
plants are screamin' and tomatoes cry,
you say "it's not so bad, they're only
vegetables", that's what you said
maybe i'm a murderer, but i'm hungry
and they're better off dead.

save a plant, eat a cow,
i want beef, i want it now!
i'm gonna eat it cause it's red!
i'm gonna eat it cause it's dead!
maybe i should eat it raw let the
blood run down my jaw
i'd eat people if it was legal,
i'd eat people if it was legal!
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on May 12, 2015, 01:31:16 pm
GS, you would be surprised at how many men are interested in er, "big beautiful women"(aka "BBWs"):-

https://www.google.at/search?q=big+beautiful+women&client=opera&hs=sNP&biw=1280&bih=915&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=LY9RVYfqHKu67gaa_4O4Cw&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAQ (https://www.google.at/search?q=big+beautiful+women&client=opera&hs=sNP&biw=1280&bih=915&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=LY9RVYfqHKu67gaa_4O4Cw&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAQ)

Here is an ACDC tribute to a 19-stone woman the lead singer once met:-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGlpF9bimpo (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGlpF9bimpo)

I have a cousin who is into this sort of thing. He is married to a huge woman with vast sagging breasts now that she is middle-aged,  has pale skin that cannot stand the slightest sun etc.. Apparently, she turns him on, god knows how.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: FRANCIS HOWARD BOND on May 12, 2015, 11:59:06 pm
Well you certainly get more for your money, but is it good value per pound (or kilogram)?
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: RogueFarmer on May 13, 2015, 12:47:54 am
Uhm Tyler what about the Hopi? You can't make blanket statements about the Native Americans. Many tribes were not warlike. By and large most people to not desire conflict but when there is an aggressor who will not take up arms against them?
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on May 13, 2015, 01:39:24 am
Uhm Tyler what about the Hopi? You can't make blanket statements about the Native Americans. Many tribes were not warlike. By and large most people to not desire conflict but when there is an aggressor who will not take up arms against them?
My point was simply that the Liberal Retard notion that all Native Americans were entirely peaceful and nonviolent prior to the advent of "the white man" was utter nonsense, and just another example of the absurd Noble Savage theory. I do concede that some tribes were more peaceful than others, but constant warfare between NA tribes is evident given plentiful archaeological evidence for it.

The Hopis wiped out the Catholic Hopis of Awatovi, hardly a sign of a peaceful people!

I have no problem with people describing NA tribes as being just as warlike or as peaceful as all other humans(which basically means indulging in regular wars every so often with peacetimes inbetween, given human Nature). By and large, those very rare hunter-gatherer tribes which have indeed been wholly peaceful for many millenia have invariably ended up becoming  extinct   as a result of  eventually coming across a more warlike tribe; or the tribes lived in such harsh, isolated regions that no one ever bothered to attack them over aeons.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on May 16, 2015, 03:53:58 am
http://globalnews.ca/video/2000393/police-discover-51-on-board-six-seater-van/ (http://globalnews.ca/video/2000393/police-discover-51-on-board-six-seater-van/)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on May 20, 2015, 12:39:48 am
Vegan horror:-


www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-3086256/No-bananas-vegetarian-foods-think-meat-free-actually-contain-SECRET-animal-products.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-3086256/No-bananas-vegetarian-foods-think-meat-free-actually-contain-SECRET-animal-products.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh ! Will You Let This Beautiful Girl Circumcise You?
Post by: goodsamaritan on May 22, 2015, 10:02:39 pm
MEANWHILE in circumcision crazy Philippines...

 ... Will You Let This Beautiful Girl Circumcise You?

(http://www.manilachannel.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Patuli-Naman-Please.jpg)

A model and nurse by the name of Krestle Lailene Deomampo from Davao City has been making waves on Facebook after posting a smiling picture of herself about to “shoot 28 more birds”—a pun for her job of circumcising 28 more lucky boys at a free circumcision mission at San Pedro National High School.

http://www.manilachannel.com/local/will-you-let-this-beautiful-girl-circumcise-you/ (http://www.manilachannel.com/local/will-you-let-this-beautiful-girl-circumcise-you/)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on May 22, 2015, 11:58:27 pm
Is that supposed to be funny. I shiver @ the thought.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: RogueFarmer on May 23, 2015, 01:31:54 am
At least they get to keep their foreskin.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on May 30, 2015, 10:42:38 pm
http://muufri.com (http://muufri.com)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh ! WOMEN'S MOODS
Post by: goodsamaritan on June 04, 2015, 12:10:48 pm
WOMEN'S MOODS
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on June 04, 2015, 10:19:47 pm
Judging from so many past comments, if women turned to a RVAF diet en-masse, they would have minor to negligible symptoms during their period.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: eveheart on June 05, 2015, 08:24:49 am
My n=1 observation: I never had PMS mood swings on a sugar-free diet nor any other menstrual symptoms during my 2-day regular menses. Childbirths were quick. I didn't have menopause symptoms, either.

Poor GS! Your sense of humor betrays the diet of the women in your household. LOL
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: goodsamaritan on June 05, 2015, 08:51:11 am
My n=1 observation: I never had PMS mood swings on a sugar-free diet nor any other menstrual symptoms during my 2-day regular menses. Childbirths were quick. I didn't have menopause symptoms, either.

Poor GS! Your sense of humor betrays the diet of the women in your household. LOL

Not the women in my household. I buy great food.
I got this from facebook shared by a woman friend. 
I then shared it and other women agreed this was true for them as well.

I observed this too with my past female employees... I have an all male office now.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: sabertooth on June 14, 2015, 01:33:43 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQPbXuRX0bw (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQPbXuRX0bw)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh ! We don't know if it is a boy or a girl!
Post by: goodsamaritan on June 22, 2015, 08:26:15 pm
We don't know if it is a boy or a girl!

 ;D

Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on June 23, 2015, 04:57:10 am
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Nowadays, it seems that anyone can call themselves anything. Recently, we have had a man(Bruce Jenner) referring to himself  as a woman even though he has not even had genital surgery yet(not that that would make him a woman anyway as sex chromosomes/DNA cannot be changed as yet), and also a blonde, blue-eyed American  woman civil rights NAACP campaigner  who thought of herself as being black. Completely insane.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: FRANCIS HOWARD BOND on June 24, 2015, 01:53:31 am
Hannibal complained of indigestion.   He said someone must have disagreed with him!
Title: Re: Give us a laugh ! The White House...
Post by: goodsamaritan on June 27, 2015, 05:17:04 pm
... Had foreknowledge of the Supreme Court decision. So on the same evening had these special lights installed.


Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: RogueFarmer on June 27, 2015, 09:57:01 pm
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Nowadays, it seems that anyone can call themselves anything. Recently, we have had a man(Bruce Jenner) referring to himself  as a woman even though he has not even had genital surgery yet(not that that would make him a woman anyway as sex chromosomes/DNA cannot be changed as yet), and also a blonde, blue-eyed American  woman civil rights NAACP campaigner  who thought of herself as being black. Completely insane.

I actually felt offended when I read the cover of a NEW YORK magazine. It read "The Richest Woman In The United States Used to Be a Man". Complete lunacy.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: FRANCIS HOWARD BOND on June 27, 2015, 11:53:10 pm
She was very lucky wasn't he!
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: sabertooth on June 28, 2015, 02:39:39 am
Transgenders are soo not paleo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgOIEGz7o_s (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgOIEGz7o_s)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh ! Eddie Murphy on Marriage: HALF
Post by: goodsamaritan on June 29, 2015, 10:41:44 am
http://youtu.be/SniOXFhwIZ8 (http://youtu.be/SniOXFhwIZ8)

Must be true if Eddie Murphy makes it sound funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SniOXFhwIZ8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SniOXFhwIZ8)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on June 30, 2015, 12:45:30 am
Sadly it is true. Less marriages as a consequence.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on June 30, 2015, 04:18:42 am
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/japan/11662500/Rise-of-Japans-middle-aged-virgins-a-quarter-of-over-30s-have-never-had-sex.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/japan/11662500/Rise-of-Japans-middle-aged-virgins-a-quarter-of-over-30s-have-never-had-sex.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on June 30, 2015, 04:54:47 am
I have been looking for ages for the SNL skit showing a black comedian taking the piss out of Eeddie Murphy by giving money to prostitutes while driving around LA in a car. I  have never found it. It was all about an incident involving Eddie Murphy being caught by police handing over cash to a transexual(after years of making fun of gays and transexual types). Eddie Murphy gave as his excuse, the notion that he only gave money to such prostitutes for reasons of charity,
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: goodsamaritan on June 30, 2015, 07:10:13 am
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/japan/11662500/Rise-of-Japans-middle-aged-virgins-a-quarter-of-over-30s-have-never-had-sex.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/japan/11662500/Rise-of-Japans-middle-aged-virgins-a-quarter-of-over-30s-have-never-had-sex.html)

Funny. but what are the stats for other countries?
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on June 30, 2015, 07:20:28 am
Funny. but what are the stats for other countries?
Wow!, yeah I never thought there was such a thing, but with the rise in feminism, it is not hard to believe. Getting married is a very bad deal right now.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on June 30, 2015, 02:44:18 pm
Funny. but what are the stats for other countries?
http://www.livescience.com/13072-sex-stats-virgins-rise.html (http://www.livescience.com/13072-sex-stats-virgins-rise.html)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-321874/Rise-asexual.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-321874/Rise-asexual.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: goodsamaritan on June 30, 2015, 04:05:02 pm
This could be symptoms of a mass global die-off.

Seems the reproducers need to step up and push that gas pedal to the max.

Seems lots of women will need those few good men... like us... to fulfil their needs :)

It's the end stage of Pottenger's cats. Homosexual, asexual, then extinction.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on June 30, 2015, 06:04:30 pm
This could be symptoms of a mass global die-off.

Seems the reproducers need to step up and push that gas pedal to the max.

Seems lots of women will need those few good men... like us... to fulfil their needs :)

You are missing the point. Many women are also not reproducing/having sex. Or are you advocating mass invasions involving rape like  the Vikings and Mongols?!!
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: goodsamaritan on June 30, 2015, 06:09:38 pm
You are missing the point. Many women are also not reproducing/having sex. Or are you advocating mass invasions involving rape like  the Vikings and Mongols?!!

Many more Jap women are not interested in sex.
The Jap men not interested in sex follows.
(there was a report on those 2 above).

What steps up are the remaining viable males to impregnate the available sexual females.

Reminds me of that other study that said 8,000 years ago it was 17 women impregnated by 1 man.
To today's 5 women impregnated by 1 man.
Looks like that ratio will increase.

These are signs of the end of times of Japan.
Maybe all that radiation is doing a big number on them and they are in denial.

I live in Manila.  I know women, too many women here vs the number of desirable men... the ratio is too large... this is why viable men in this city are happy... women are forced to just share men, having a small piece of a man's time and money.

In the provinces there is a lack of women... many of them have gone to the big towns and cities.

Good thing our Filipino women are still interested in sex.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: goodsamaritan on June 30, 2015, 06:18:45 pm
Here is another funny one:

- maybe this is easy for low testosterone "men"
- or maybe this is easy if women aren't swarming all over throwing themselves at that man.

It's like that shark in the movie nemo saying "fish are friend... not food"

- or maybe you need to wait until that man matures to something like 80.  ;D

- or the WIFE puts out more than enough that she milks her MAN dry by the time he goes out the door... now that is a true wife!

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10521728_855300511148833_8942260966815817955_n.jpg?oh=a004342e387f337997f21ee3d1c577d8&oe=55E7A7E6&__gda__=1445106014_d9a41a81d7b948c147e93c5f20e19207)

Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: goodsamaritan on June 30, 2015, 06:39:12 pm
Here's something funny I found in a forum:

Do NOT Marry any girl other than a Virgin!

Those XX strange penises that sprayed their genetic material in her, she is still carrying their DNA..

Women absorb it into their brains and it become a part of them.

Also, there is a chance she can their pass their DNA unto "your" kids giving you a birth to chimera baby with DNA from two different daddies.

See
Thread: Women absorb and carry living DNA and cells from every male they have sexual intercourse with
http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message2299543/pg1 (http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message2299543/pg1)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: JeuneKoq on July 01, 2015, 01:28:13 am
Those XX strange penises that sprayed their genetic material in her, she is still carrying their DNA..

Women absorb it into their brains and it become a part of them.

Also, there is a chance she can their pass their DNA unto "your" kids giving you a birth to chimera baby with DNA from two different daddies.
That's actually good news, and another demonstration of nature's high intelligence.

Like our digestive track poops out the useless and unwanted matter, our body just keeps the best, most useful strains of DNA from various partners, and lets go of the least useful ones, which means the future offspring may benefit from the best genetics available.

Say someone's wife's previous partner had poor hearing, but very good eyesight. Her body will keep the "good eyesight" feature, and dismiss the poor hearing one. Now, her current husband has good hearing, but mediocre eyesight. The best genetics available to the wife/mother will then be inserted into the child's DNA, and if the wife and husband are both healthy in their body and mind -plus other elements to guarantee a successful progeny-, she will give birth to a child that has both good hearing and good eyesight.

My advise: make babies with a maneater ;)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: JeuneKoq on July 01, 2015, 01:35:54 am
Typical RPDer attitude at a family diner.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYiCPmwOV4A (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYiCPmwOV4A)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on July 01, 2015, 03:23:41 am
Thanks, I will post this in the iconic raw-meat-eating scenes thread elsewhere, where it also belongs.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: RogueFarmer on July 01, 2015, 04:11:58 pm
GS there is a difference with cheating (being untruthful) and being honest. It's wrong to give a woman false pretenses.

I can't remember where I read this, it might even have been on this forum. But I read about this study that compared the sex lives of Europeans vs one African countries modernized people vs the same countries tribal people. The Africans had more than double the sex of the Europeans, while the tribalists had double that. In fact it was said that the men took various herbs to boost their sexual output so that they could perform on a nightly basis in fear that their woman would be dissatisfied and leave them for another man.

Does anyone remember if I read that here?
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: goodsamaritan on July 01, 2015, 06:02:22 pm
Yes, you read about those tribes people here.  Something about the word for sex means "searching for children".
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: sabertooth on July 04, 2015, 08:22:27 am
I also remember hearing about how the average Africans member size being larger because of sexual selection in a more promiscuous environment.

There must of been a shift among some groups of civilized people who chose quality of a love experience with a trusted mate, over the quantity of strange tail one could bag. Not having to be constantly engaged in fending off Sancho must of been of some advantage, and though many modern men may have smaller members, they were able to utilize the extra time and energy that would be going into the sperm wars, for other purposes, and thereby earn the trust, love and loyalty of a mate that would value more than just primal sexual vitality.

Perhaps other cultures which evolved in other areas evolved different values on the subject....being of mixed blood I feel like there are a number of different influences which affect my own inclinations. The need to breed is ever present, though now that I have four children and no longer wish for more. It seems like extraneous excess breading with multiple women can be more work than its worth, especially since the sperm is being wasted on barren wombs....
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on July 04, 2015, 02:45:26 pm
Negroes do not have larger penises, this is just a myth:-

http://www.sex-project.com/myths.shtml (http://www.sex-project.com/myths.shtml)

No doubt the myth originated from the Noble Savage myth, ultimately.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on July 04, 2015, 03:37:33 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3148808/How-use-toilet-signs-erected-Swiss-railway-Asian-tourists-don-t-use-properly.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3148808/How-use-toilet-signs-erected-Swiss-railway-Asian-tourists-don-t-use-properly.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh ! Sugar Babies, Sugar Daddies - Sad, Funny and True
Post by: goodsamaritan on July 04, 2015, 09:12:43 pm
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-07-03/sugar-daddies-are-paying-their-share-13-trillion-student-loan-balance (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-07-03/sugar-daddies-are-paying-their-share-13-trillion-student-loan-balance)



Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on July 04, 2015, 10:35:28 pm
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-07-03/sugar-daddies-are-paying-their-share-13-trillion-student-loan-balance (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-07-03/sugar-daddies-are-paying-their-share-13-trillion-student-loan-balance)
Actually, most people seem to be avoiding college. it is now so easy to illegally download entire course-materials and easy to fake degrees, among other ploys.



Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: sabertooth on July 04, 2015, 10:38:47 pm
TMI
Wonder who actually is responsible for keeping such statistics, and how are we sure they get a proper cross section of population, to stand erect and be measured.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDDOHPssLrQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDDOHPssLrQ)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: sabertooth on July 04, 2015, 10:50:29 pm
There was a day and age when education was more affordable and young professional women didn't need a a sugar daddy to pay their way..... Instead of having to take a sugar daddy to pay off the banksters, they could then use their charms to better purposes, such as dating the teachers in exchange for good grades...... My granny told me about how she went to nursing school and passed classes she was failing by sleeping with two of her professors, then went on to be a decent nurse for 30 years at the VA....Perhaps many people who are willing to cheat their way into a profession do just as good of job in the real world as those who actually sit through the classes and pay their dues.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on July 06, 2015, 12:06:29 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3148808/How-use-toilet-signs-erected-Swiss-railway-Asian-tourists-don-t-use-properly.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3148808/How-use-toilet-signs-erected-Swiss-railway-Asian-tourists-don-t-use-properly.html)
Actually the Asian method is anatomically and health-wise the best way because it forces out the faeces for a complete evacuation. Large porcelain telephones are a great way to get bowel cancer.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on July 06, 2015, 12:09:32 am
Negroes do not have larger penises, this is just a myth:-

http://www.sex-project.com/myths.shtml (http://www.sex-project.com/myths.shtml)

No doubt the myth originated from the Noble Savage myth, ultimately.
hmmm, not sure about that source. Was that a self-report study. LOL
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on July 06, 2015, 12:32:21 am
Actually the Asian method is anatomically and health-wise the best way because it forces out the faeces for a complete evacuation. Large porcelain telephones are a great way to get bowel cancer.
Maybe. Central Europe, apparently, used squat-down toilets with no seat until the mid 20th century or so. I still saw some in French national parks until recently. They were always disgusting because some people would invariably miss and cover the foot-rests with faeces making it very disagreeable for the next person.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on July 06, 2015, 12:34:39 am
Maybe. Central Europe, apparently, used squat-down toilets with no seat until the mid 20th century or so. I still saw some in French national parks until recently. They were always disgusting because some people would invariably miss and cover the foot-rests with faeces making it very disagreeable for the next person.
Other than in pictures I have never seen one.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on July 06, 2015, 12:37:58 am
hmmm, not sure about that source. Was that a self-report study. LOL
The overall  claims, online,  are that no finding  is  absolutely definitive and that most or all of the studies involved on penis-sizes  are somehow faulty, with the Caucasians being usually placed at the top. Not that penis-size has any meaning, as, apparently, far more women place more emphasis on the girth than  the length of the penis.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: eveheart on July 06, 2015, 02:09:47 am
Living here as I do in the Land of Diverse Cultures, I am aware that many people toilet by squatting with their feet on the toilet. It may seem like a "queer" practice to people used to a Western toilet, but I can only imagine the awkwardness of changing one's toilet position by thinking about how I would react to toileting in a squatting position when I am used to going in a seated position; even though I can squat, I'm not sure I could relax enough in that position to "go."

Instructions posted at the toilet seem to be a kindness to foreigners, not a topic of humor. Perhaps instructions to raise the toilet seat before squatting would be more appropriate, assuring that "sitters" don't sit bare-bottomed on shoe soil.

Seriously, there are many cultures where it would be absurd to eliminate into clean water or soil clean paper to wipe! In other cultures, the drain pipes and destination cannot handle toilet paper. Eliminating without bowl or paper is the ancestral way to go to the toilet. Maybe the joke's on us....
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on July 06, 2015, 03:26:49 am
I now realise why I sometimes found evidence of faeces  actually present on the surface of toilet seats in public toilets from time to time. I had previously thought that this must be due to tiny children whose mothers had foolishly not toilet-trained them properly. Now, I realise this was due to adult people from other cultures who squatted. I have experienced worse, though. Once, some North African immigrants broke into my Italian house on the way to the border, and they chose to wipe their bottoms on the curtains after  doing a "no-2"  simply  because they were unfamiliar with the concept of toilet-paper.


My first introduction to squatting while crapping was during summer scout-camp. I had to crap into a specially-prepared public "hole"in the ground, while hanging on to some very thin branches/overgrown twigs in order to a) keep my balance and b) avoid falling into the hole. In subsequent years, I had to squat on foot-rests in mountain-huts in French national parks, avoiding those foot-rests where people had made "mistakes" and had to hold onto the walls while praying that I did not slip and fall onto my own faeces before they could be flushed down into the hole. If  there have to be squatting-toilets, then why do they never seem to have places to grip with one's hands?
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: eveheart on July 06, 2015, 03:40:55 am
If  there have to be squatting-toilets, then why do they never seem to have places to grip with one's hands?

Because squatting cultures never "unlearn" balanced squatting, which is natural when children learn to walk, but very difficult or impossible to re-learn as an adult. A person who never unlearned squatting would have a hard time understanding why someone else would need a handhold in such a natural human position.

Re-learning squatting after being accustomed to a chair usually looks different from continuous lifetime of squatting. A natural squatter often has the knees closer together than a non-squatter can achieve.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: goodsamaritan on July 06, 2015, 11:02:27 am
Well Tyler, the other funny observation I have about squatting is the difference between a woman who is used to squatting and a woman who is not.  There is a big difference when they "perform" with you.  You guys go think about it in your mental database of sexual experiences.  ;D
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on July 06, 2015, 12:57:35 pm
Because squatting cultures never "unlearn" balanced squatting, which is natural when children learn to walk, but very difficult or impossible to re-learn as an adult. A person who never unlearned squatting would have a hard time understanding why someone else would need a handhold in such a natural human position.

Re-learning squatting after being accustomed to a chair usually looks different from continuous lifetime of squatting. A natural squatter often has the knees closer together than a non-squatter can achieve.
Yes, they may squat better, but I am sure they still sometimes have issues with balance, such as if something big is exiting the body like a large turd etc.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: JeuneKoq on July 06, 2015, 05:25:23 pm
Yes, they may squat better, but I am sure they still sometimes have issues with balance, such as if something big is exiting the body like a large turd etc.
Damn, how heavy are YOUR turds?!  l)

If you have nothing to hold on, another way is to rock your body a bit to the front and balance with one or both hands on the ground. With practice, pooping without holding on to anything should be manageable.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on July 06, 2015, 08:17:21 pm
Damn, how heavy are YOUR turds?!  l)

If you have nothing to hold on, another way is to rock your body a bit to the front and balance with one or both hands on the ground. With practice, pooping without holding on to anything should be manageable.

Surely you must have eaten raw sauerkraut before and therefore experienced a large exiting mass?

Holding onto the ground presumably makes one closer to the exiting turds etc. Not a sure thing, whichever way.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: eveheart on July 06, 2015, 09:31:54 pm
Surely you must have eaten raw sauerkraut before and therefore experienced a large exiting mass?
Surely, I eat raw sauerkraut several times a day, and it never knocked me out of balance.

Quote
Holding onto the ground preumably makes one closer to the exiting turds etc. Not a sure thing, whichever way.
Dig a deeper hole!
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on July 06, 2015, 10:56:17 pm
Surely, I eat raw sauerkraut several times a day, and it never knocked me out of balance.
I merely meant that after eating raw sauerkraut I would always get very large turds afterwards. exiting the other way.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh ! StraightPride - Indonesia
Post by: goodsamaritan on July 10, 2015, 12:06:20 am
Because the American SCOTUS and their propagandist President has prioritized the promotion of homosexuality around the world... given the audacity to have appointed an ambassador solely for the promotion of homosexuality... 

Other countries have decided to take grass roots action against this propaganda.

Take the Indonesian image:

 ;D
Title: Re: Give us a laugh ! Traditional Family Flag from Russia
Post by: goodsamaritan on July 10, 2015, 12:12:06 am
Russia's ruling political party has designed a “heterosexual flag” to honor traditional family values, the Izvestia newspaper reported Wednesday.

Copies of the flag, which feature the outlines of a man and a woman holding hands with three children, were shown to Izvestia by Andrei Lisovenko, deputy head of the United Russia branch in Moscow. The flags also come printed with the Russian-language hashtag “A Real Family.”

According to Lisovenko, the flag will have its official unveiling at Moscow's Sokolniki park later Wednesday, where hundreds of people will gather for a United Russia rally in honor of the Day of Family, Love and Fidelity, which the country celebrates annually on July 8.

United Russia's decision to unveil a “heterosexual flag” comes after the U.S. Supreme Court ruled to legalize same-sex marriage in late June, when the White House was lit up in the colors of the rainbow flag traditionally associated with the LGBT community.

“This is our response to same-sex marriage, to this mockery of the concept of the family. We have to warn against gay-fever at home and support traditional values in our country,” Lisovenko was quoted as saying by Izvestia.

(http://www.themoscowtimes.com/upload/iblock/c23/straight-logo-russia-antigay.jpg)

http://www.themoscowtimes.com/article/525292.html (http://www.themoscowtimes.com/article/525292.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh ! Handome Men in the Philippines
Post by: goodsamaritan on July 16, 2015, 09:18:30 am
Former Davao City dictatorial mayor is running for President of the Philippines.

Here is one of his comedic lines going around facebook as part of his campaign:

"In the population of (Filipino) HANDSOME MEN"

50% - homosexual
30% - taken
15% - playboys
4% - are priests, want to be priests (vow of celibacy)
1% - serious (the only desirable catch for marriage)

https://www.facebook.com/R.DuterteLines (https://www.facebook.com/R.DuterteLines)

My comment:  This is why it is very hard to be a heterosexual woman in the Philippines.  Seems there is a dearth of desirable men.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: FRANCIS HOWARD BOND on July 16, 2015, 04:51:17 pm
Perhaps all red-bloodied, able bodied, single males should make a bee line for the Philippines and help them out!!!!
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: eveheart on July 16, 2015, 09:29:36 pm
Perhaps all red-bloodied, able bodied, single males should make a bee line for the Philippines and help them out!!!!

Now, there's a new definition of mercenary! (Where's the ejaculating emoticon?)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on July 17, 2015, 12:10:54 am
Now, there's a new definition of mercenary! (Where's the ejaculating emoticon?)
Did you mean missionary
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: eveheart on July 17, 2015, 09:00:08 am
No, mercenary - professional soldiers... of love. It's just a variation of bringing marriage-minded womenfolk to men in Alaska.

Or maybe missionary - guys on a "mission."
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on July 17, 2015, 11:22:46 am
The smiley face did not show when I hit send. ;)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: eveheart on July 17, 2015, 12:53:50 pm
Considering the topic and the author (you), I smiled anyway.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on July 17, 2015, 12:55:28 pm
That is wonderful! mission accomplished
Title: Re: Give us a laugh ! Tim Tebow vs Bruce Jenner
Post by: goodsamaritan on July 17, 2015, 05:15:05 pm
Tim Tebow vs Bruce Jenner
Title: Re: Give us a laugh! DNA Test confirms that Fraternal Twins have 2 diff fathers
Post by: goodsamaritan on July 17, 2015, 10:13:49 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avyj9LDQQFM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avyj9LDQQFM)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avyj9LDQQFM (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avyj9LDQQFM)


DNA Test confirms that Fraternal Twins have 2 different fathers!  Whoa!

Lots of funny stuff from the Moury Show and it is still running in 2015.
This paternity dna tests came up because there is a family issue with needing a paternity test.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh! Women Should NEVER Breastfeed in Public
Post by: goodsamaritan on July 23, 2015, 12:11:01 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LURZqBig734 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LURZqBig734)


https://youtu.be/LURZqBig734 (https://youtu.be/LURZqBig734)

Women Should NEVER Breastfeed in Public

Funny. Maybe in the society she lives in their public thinks this way.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: eveheart on July 23, 2015, 12:37:32 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LURZqBig734 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LURZqBig734)


https://youtu.be/LURZqBig734 (https://youtu.be/LURZqBig734)

Women Should NEVER Breastfeed in Public

Funny. Maybe in the society she lives in their public thinks this way.

Yes, it's funny, GS, but not for the reason you think.

This video used irony (the expression of one's meaning by using language that normally signifies the opposite, typically for humorous or emphatic effect) to poke fun at those who prudishly do think that breastfeeding a child in public is a form of exhibitionism.

P.S. Those who do feel uncomfortable about breastfeeding have other cultural or psychological body-image issues; their discomfort includes any natural body function and often the body itself, not just breasts, lactation, and breastfeeding.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: RogueFarmer on July 23, 2015, 05:22:09 pm
Lol I think GS knows it's meant to be ironic. He may not know that in Idaho women could be charged with indecent exposure. It is actually pretty recent in many states that breast feeding in public is protected by law. Also some women in America chose to use breast pumps and bottle their milk and then feed it to their baby.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: eveheart on July 23, 2015, 09:32:01 pm
Lol I think GS knows it's meant to be ironic. He may not know that in Idaho women could be charged with indecent exposure. It is actually pretty recent in many states that breast feeding in public is protected by law. Also some women in America chose to use breast pumps and bottle their milk and then feed it to their baby.

Choose to pump? I'd hardly think that is a free and open choice. It's more of an economic or social necessity.

I hate to be a stick in the mud about what's funny and what's not funny, but whenever humor is directed at people who are acting in their culturally-normal ways, I can't see the humor. Some of the "humor" posted in this topic makes me stew and think about resigning the forum. I know that's my cultural bias, and I hate to judge what somebody else finds funny, but intolerance is not funny to me, no matter which side is being made fun of.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on July 24, 2015, 02:18:38 am
I mildly agree. As a kid, I was inflicted all the time with those moronic "There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman...." joke-stories, and I did not appreciate it, especially  when I learnt how much Irish blood I had in me. However, cultural jokes can be  funny sometimes...


For example, my father was once at a party full of eminent people. He went and chatted with a Negro with coal-black skin who turned out to be a politician from a very small Caribbean island. He then went and chatted with a blond-haired, blue-eyed man who also stated that he came from that very same island. Both had the exact same surname. My father duly, out of mischief, brought the two men together and said that since they came from the same island that perhaps they might be related. Both men laughed and did not take it personally. The point being that, obviously, since both were from the same island and shared the same name, the white guy was obviously the descendant of slave-owners and the black guy was a descendant of those very  slaves(slaves usually took the surname of their slave-owners for their own names).
Title: Re: Give us a laugh ! Vagina Monologues Cancelled!
Post by: goodsamaritan on July 25, 2015, 06:39:30 am
Women’s college theater group cancels ‘Vagina Monologues’ amid concerns that it could offend transgender people

P.C. gone nuts ?  -d

Yes, I have seen this play.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/grade-point/wp/2015/01/16/womens-college-theater-group-cancels-vagina-monologues-because-its-offensive-to-women-who-dont-have-one/ (http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/grade-point/wp/2015/01/16/womens-college-theater-group-cancels-vagina-monologues-because-its-offensive-to-women-who-dont-have-one/)

“At its core, the show offers an extremely narrow perspective on what it means to be a woman … Gender is a wide and varied experience, one that cannot simply be reduced to biological or anatomical distinctions, and many of us who have participated in the show have grown increasingly uncomfortable presenting material that is inherently reductionist and exclusive.”

School officials recently redefined what it means to be a women’s college, explaining their admission policy for transgender students:

“Mount Holyoke remains committed to its historic mission as a women’s college,” the policy reads, in part. ” Yet, concepts of what it means to be a woman are not static.” It clarifies which students can apply:

*Biologically born female; identifies as a woman
*Biologically born female; identifies as a man
*Biologically born female; identifies as other/they/ze
*Biologically born female; does not identify as either woman or man
*Biologically born male; identifies as woman
*Biologically born male; identifies as other/they/ze and when “other/they” identity includes woman
*Biologically born with both male and female anatomy (Intersex); identifies as a woman”

And which cannot:

*Biologically born male; identifies as man.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: eveheart on July 25, 2015, 07:33:24 am
Women’s college theater group cancels ‘Vagina Monologues’ amid concerns that it could offend transgender people

GS, you are posting items in Give Us A Laugh, but I don't see the humor in what you have been posting here.

I do understand that you are opposed to the way that certain people are, but how is that funny? Would you point to a "different" person in the street and laugh at them? Maybe your answer would be yes, but I find that behavior offensive, and I would no more want to tolerate someone pointing and laughing in public than I would having them point and laugh online.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: RogueFarmer on July 25, 2015, 11:34:47 am
It is strange indeed. It seems like they have removed the meaning behind sex so why are they still excluding men who identify as men? I tend to despise men, I like women and am affectionate to women. Does this mean I identify as a woman? What if I identify as neither but instead identify as merely a human being?
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: eveheart on July 25, 2015, 12:13:09 pm
It is strange indeed. It seems like they have removed the meaning behind sex so why are they still excluding men who identify as men? I tend to despise men, I like women and am affectionate to women. Does this mean I identify as a woman? What if I identify as neither but instead identify as merely a human being?

Relax, RogueFarmer. Just because some people have differing thoughts and feelings about their "identity," it doesn't mean that we all have to examine our "identity," whatever the hell that means.

Years ago, I had some lesbian acquaintances who claimed that all women were lesbians; therefore, I should give it a try. I thought about it long and hard for, uh, about a tenth of a second, and knew for sure that I was not attracted to any woman. I mean, "Nice try, ladies, now move on along." Just because they try to sell something, doesn't mean you have to even consider buying it.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on July 25, 2015, 04:26:30 pm
GS, you are posting items in Give Us A Laugh, but I don't see the humor in what you have been posting here.

I do understand that you are opposed to the way that certain people are, but how is that funny? Would you point to a "different" person in the street and laugh at them? Maybe your answer would be yes, but I find that behavior offensive, and I would no more want to tolerate someone pointing and laughing in public than I would having them point and laugh online.
GS is quite right. It is very funny, first of all. The Vagina Monologues is, after all, a tired, leftwing piece of trash that insults and denigrates men and, at the end of the play/theme, tried to imply that all women should become lesbians like the author of the Vagina Monologues as men are supposedly all rapists etc.So, it is very funny that this play is banned because it supposedly offends transsexuals.

Another point:- The Vagina Monologues is a typical example of leftwing loonery. It shows that the notion that anyone, (preferably some sort of minority), can take offence at  absolutely anything is absolutely laughable as it  inevitably leads to suppression of freedom of speech(or in this case, freedom of appearance). Prejudice is in the view of the so-called "perpetrator". if the so-called "perpetrator"  does not mean anything by what he/she says, then what he says is not bigoted, even if some  other person finds it offensive.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: eveheart on July 25, 2015, 11:04:09 pm
The Vagina Monologues is, after all, a tired, leftwing piece of trash that insults and denigrates men and, at the end of the play/theme, tried to imply that all women should become lesbians like the author of the Vagina Monologues as men are supposedly all rapists etc.

The Vagina Monologues is a monologue(!), a theatrical presentation by a single character, most often to express their mental thoughts aloud. The author/performer Eve Ensler, whether performing her own opinions for fun or profit, is entitled to her opinion, IMO. She only speaks for herself. I don't see the point in going beyond one's own opinion of her opinion by blasting others for their opinion of the Vagina Monologues; that amounts to reviewing a review.

I belong to this forum because of its connection to a raw diet. I would love to encourage my dear friends to join this forum, but I don't because of the attitudes of some other members towards a diverse society. My friends are all heterosexuals who have no beef with people who are different from us in various ways. In the past on this forum, we've had vicious thread-fights over the diverse opinions among our member; now, we seem to have directed our desire to flame outwards to people who are not in the conversation. What's the point? Why waste one breath (or one keystroke) putting someone else to shame for their lifestyle or opinion? I find it both offensive and not funny.

Where are we going with these threads that label other lifestyles as "humorous"?
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on July 25, 2015, 11:33:53 pm
Well, just as Eve Ensler is entitled to her opinion, so are the rest of us as well. I dismissed her as being very one-sided and promoting a scenario that many heterosexual women do not agree with(despite Ensler claiming to speak for all women), let alone any men. As for the initial  news item about the Vagina Monologues being scrapped because it was offensive to yet another group, it just seemed poetic justice, that's all.  And GS seemed to be attacking political correctness, rather than specific groups as such.


The thing is, most people who come to RVAF diets have to, of necessity, have a creative mind that usually rejects the mainstream notions.This is because they have to throw off millenia of prejudice against raw animal foods and this is extremely difficult unless one  has an inquiring mind and is a bit of a rebel.So one cannot expect everyone to have the exact same tolerances and intolerances as everyone else, and most people here seem to, anyway, have widely varying views from each other, as a direct result. There are plenty of things that I find objectionable about other members and I know they feel the same way towards me about some of my beliefs, but this is irrelevant in a forum that genuinely celebrates diversity.


Hmm, one obvious  exception:- no one should be allowed to promote anti-raw or anti-palaeo ideas except in the hot topics forum, as , otherwise, this forum would become a laughing-stock.Best to keep to the main subject but have other forums for those  who do not always want to discuss RVAF diets.

Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: goodsamaritan on July 25, 2015, 11:41:49 pm
Hi Eve,

I will try to switch gears to something else.  Seems we have this big cultural difference on what appears to be funny. The vagina monologues was a funny discussion at our breakfast table this morning. You did not find it funny... oh well.

The usual disclaimer, I write in English here but I grew up in the Philippines, I live in the Philippines, and our everyday Tagalog language is not pre-occupied with the nuances you native English speakers have.

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For example, P.C. people will prefer to say "gay" while I would prefer to say "homo".  Why?  Because "gay" = "happy" in Tagalog it is "masaya".  So it would be outright laughable and odd for a Filipino to call a homo "masaya" (happy)... when we have proper words for them which identify homos as either "bakla" (with penis) or "tomboy" (with vagina)... we don't have a reproductive organ neutral word that says "homo"

Plus "bakla" here in my country on TV is known for comedy, bars have "bakla" comedians... so we are used to laughing at their jokes and laughing at them.  No we do not beat them up. We have Ms. Gay Beauty Contests in every big town.  And no the bakla here don't get offended and sue everyone's ass off.

Or why P.C. people will call a retarded child a "special" child.  My 11 year old says at the dinner table, what is so special about that?  Common Tagalog is always direct to the point. No beating around the bush.

Or why P.C. people will be offended at being called "negro"... like what they did with one Filipino teacher in the USA, when our tagalog proper word for black people is indeed "negro" (pronounced with an "eh" for "nehgro".

I just read Hulk Hogan was being erased from WWE websites because he was judged as racist for saying "nigger" when the nehgros themselves keep saying "nigger" themselves.  I grew up loving the Hulkster!

So you are correct to point out when you find my jokes offensive because we are oceans apart and cultures and languages apart.
Sounds like diversity to me.

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Filipino - English joke:

There was 1 Filipino and 1 foreigner inside an elevator.
The elevator opened and a 2nd Filipino came in and asked, "Bababa ba?"(Is it going down?)
The other Filipino replied "bababa"(It is going down).
The foreigner got so confused and asked the both of them, "Are you guys speaking in a real language?".

Ha ha ha! Minionese...
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: cherimoya_kid on July 26, 2015, 01:01:31 am
Eve, it's a bit unrealistic to expect a male head of household from a more traditional culture to have the same attitudes about these things as a bunch of middle-aged women from Northern California. That said, I agree that a lot of the very not-PC stuff here probably turns people from some backgrounds away from the forum and even the diet itself. But what can you do? It's the very same "live the hard truth and tell the hard truth" attitude that causes both the blunt non-PC behavior AND the willingness to try this diet. Polite, considerate people are MUCH less likely to try this diet.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: eveheart on July 26, 2015, 02:13:06 am
I'm very sensitive to both humorous and serious bashing of other people's race, religion, gender, sexual proclivities, etc. I cannot see that it leads to anything but hatred, distrust, and division. Because of that, I have a struggle of conscience being part of this forum when bashing occurs. I don't see what anybody gains by intolerance of others, and I think the whole world loses its peaceful possibilities when bashing occurs.

It's not a Northern California thing, it's a global thing. Here in NorCal, we have enough peace between cultures to make us realize that getting along is a good thing, and getting along starts with how we tolerate one another's differences.

As a polite, considerate person who follows a raw diet, I understand the male-predominant nature of this forum, and I have no complaint when I read testosterone-driven threads that do not pertain to me. However, I have to draw the line at "hating on" people who are different from me. Even if "those" people are not here, bashing behind someone's back leads to no good result.

"... what can I do?" Considering that I don't want my name, not even my internet nickname, associated with bashing, I can withdraw, leave the forum. I have a wealth of raw flesh information that I love to share with others on a raw diet. Does the forum want to lose my experience?
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on July 26, 2015, 02:22:47 am
We were not at all suggesting you were not welcome here, you are a very valuable member. The idea behind this thread was just  to release a bit of tension and make people smile. Obviously, not all humour can work and will sometimes offend people, but that is the nature of humour. If we start putting in rules, we sound too much  like the Soviet Union, which means  effectively banning all humour.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on July 26, 2015, 04:42:05 am
http://www.zazzle.com/i_eat_raw_meat_t_shirt-235750721740737762 (http://www.zazzle.com/i_eat_raw_meat_t_shirt-235750721740737762)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: cherimoya_kid on July 26, 2015, 07:04:00 am
We were not at all suggesting you were not welcome here, you are a very valuable member. The idea behind this thread was just  to release a bit of tension and make people smile. Obviously, not all humour can work and will sometimes offend people, but that is the nature of humour. If we start putting in rules, we sound too much  like the Soviet Union, which means  effectively banning all humour.

Indeed. I am pretty aware of issues relating to social justice, but restricting the ability to make a joke is a bit much. Social pressure is one thing. An absolute rule is another.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh ! The White House
Post by: goodsamaritan on July 26, 2015, 02:28:00 pm
...after Trump wins the presidency.

:)

(http://rense.com/1.mpicons/trumphouse.jpg)

White House One Year After Donald Trumps' Election

Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on July 27, 2015, 04:36:15 am
Excellent. Thanks!

I am sure the Trump jokes will trump everything else he says but at least he will get free media time out of them unlike RP.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh ! Greece Crisis Musical
Post by: raw-al on July 27, 2015, 09:54:51 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jMviz4cymw (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jMviz4cymw)

Greece Crisis, the musical (GREASE PARODY)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: FRANCIS HOWARD BOND on July 28, 2015, 02:16:07 am
RARE TREAT

I stepped inside this restaurant,
knowing they specialized in RAW,
because I saw bloodstained menus,
as well as the tablecloths and floor.

Waiter staggered in with quarter Ox,
“What part would you like to try?”
I gave a gasp of sheer astonishment,
it was so raw I wanted to cry!

“You could try the Chicken,
if I could catch the blessed thing.
The farmer bred it with three legs
instead of an extra wing!”

“I fancy a big piece of Deer,”
at last I decided and replied.
“Well you cannot have my old dear,
though she is waiting just outside!”

“Do you want it with the antlers on,
because that is quite the best,
and will you want the innards intact
left deep inside the breast?”

I never thought I could ever find
a restaurant quite so ‘bloody’ good,
but suddenly woke up to find
my face had fallen in my pud.

FH Bond  27 July 2015.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: sabertooth on July 28, 2015, 11:18:31 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpVmWg9vk8I (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpVmWg9vk8I)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: goodsamaritan on August 05, 2015, 06:35:38 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwZ0ZUy7P3E (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwZ0ZUy7P3E)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwZ0ZUy7P3E (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwZ0ZUy7P3E)

This is a challenge to fellow intelligent raw paleo dieters.  We need more intentional intelligent reproducers. Those so called intelligent IQ 140 in the movie were not smart enough to turn on their reproductive instincts.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: Alive on August 07, 2015, 10:38:39 pm
Russell brand in the zone bring a hilarious crazy genius

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U_E-n0fw99g
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: Brad462 on August 07, 2015, 11:29:08 pm
Why did the boy drop his ice cream? 
Because he was hit by a bus.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: goodsamaritan on August 09, 2015, 10:43:44 pm
Premier parking next to the elevators for all female drivers at the Makati Shangri La, Philippines

"Please don't tell me they are extra wide spaces..."

"Yes they are actually wider as well."


Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: FRANCIS HOWARD BOND on August 10, 2015, 12:47:27 am
Are all the barriers covered in soft fur?
Title: Re: Give us a laugh ! Women's 5 deadly words.
Post by: goodsamaritan on August 12, 2015, 10:32:07 pm
...And men who are mature enough will not accept this kind of disrespect.

Some are young men in this forum so read, learn and do not let this disrespect pass... ever.

At first glance this seems funny... among beta males... but with alpha males... no way.

For you beta males to understand from an alpha's point of view... imagine your teenage daughter doing this to you.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on August 13, 2015, 03:38:28 am
If a women uses these terms it is wise to give her a wide berth…. Similar to males except that a guy is less subtle about his being upset… ;)

Kind of like the old saw about;

Guys call each other bad names like a**hole etc, but they are not worried because they know they are just kidding,
and women call each other nice names, but they are not worried because they know they are just kidding…

Now before the PC patrol starts into a rant, realize this is humour. No speeches pulleese!!!!
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: sabertooth on August 14, 2015, 02:13:09 am
I noticed my Ex would always say "whatever" in situations when she knew I was in the right, but did not care or just didn't want to talk about it. It was often used to be dismissive of any valid point I was attempting to make.

Then then I began to joke with her about it and whenever she said whatever to me for any reason , I responded " you always say whatever when I am right" and almost every time she would smirk because she knew it was true.

Not to make it seem like women are the only ones who use one word retorts to end arguments, I always liked the term "Oh Really" said in a slightly sarcastic mammor... Its something I often used when confronted by people who insisted I take something seriously, which was little personal interest to me... My work foreman noticed I said it so much he started mocking it comically.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on August 14, 2015, 04:00:19 am
ST,
Maybe someone should create a dictionary of wisecracks, retorts, (predictable and unique to certain populations)  and other human frailties, with a section that describes the typical gender of the user etc.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on August 16, 2015, 02:29:33 am
Truth is stranger than fiction..... bloody strange!:-

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3199150/Aren-t-people-deal-Heathrow-airport-staff-trained-interact-children-s-IMAGINARY-friends.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3199150/Aren-t-people-deal-Heathrow-airport-staff-trained-interact-children-s-IMAGINARY-friends.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on August 16, 2015, 06:28:35 am
That's gotta bee a joke.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: eveheart on August 16, 2015, 07:31:55 am
I know a marketing ploy when I see one. Cute, and probably effective.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh ! Vegan Humor Proves Raw Paleo Correct
Post by: goodsamaritan on August 24, 2015, 05:12:49 pm
Vegan Humor Proves Raw Paleo Correct
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: eveheart on August 29, 2015, 12:02:31 pm
More vegan jabs...
Title: Re: Give us a laugh ! Hitler Finds out about Illegal Immigrants entering Europe
Post by: goodsamaritan on September 06, 2015, 07:28:35 am
Hitler Finds out about Illegal Immigrants entering Europe

http://youtu.be/GuKb9jo4QoI (http://youtu.be/GuKb9jo4QoI)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on September 09, 2015, 10:35:43 pm
Since the subject is forced on us, I thought we would have some amusing relevant videos such as the following song:-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACEErbD8WPE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACEErbD8WPE)     (watch starting from 1m:10s into the video).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2xa4qHCGKw (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2xa4qHCGKw)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgOHOHKBEqE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgOHOHKBEqE)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZbOjeyJaDk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZbOjeyJaDk)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: sabertooth on September 11, 2015, 01:41:47 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVmXQAHHxB8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVmXQAHHxB8)

https://vimeo.com/44050826 (https://vimeo.com/44050826)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: sabertooth on September 15, 2015, 12:58:31 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3JLKw0q4kY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3JLKw0q4kY)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on September 23, 2015, 04:59:48 am
Homeland security
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on September 27, 2015, 03:53:19 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3250554/The-moment-man-tries-kill-spider-GAS-TANK-cigarette-lighter-starts-blaze-station.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3250554/The-moment-man-tries-kill-spider-GAS-TANK-cigarette-lighter-starts-blaze-station.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh ! Maid asking for a RAISE!
Post by: goodsamaritan on September 28, 2015, 10:34:10 pm
This is funny... I've had maids all my life.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: sabertooth on September 28, 2015, 11:19:01 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7rXlbHtcqM (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7rXlbHtcqM)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on September 29, 2015, 12:31:48 am
Here is a youtube video of a similiar individualist anarchist who lived  in Vienna until he died:-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fW4tdjO30Kc (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fW4tdjO30Kc)

Everyone thought him strange, but, truth is, his message was actually quite sane, just believe in Nature etc.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on September 29, 2015, 05:35:11 am
Here is a youtube video of a similiar individualist anarchist who lived  in Vienna until he died:-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fW4tdjO30Kc (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fW4tdjO30Kc)

Everyone thought him strange, but, truth is, his message was actually quite sane, just believe in Nature etc.
Wish I could speak his language.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on September 29, 2015, 05:39:26 am
Wish I could speak his language.
Cannot you translate all into German?
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on September 29, 2015, 05:48:25 am
My only other language is a half hearted French.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh ! Mars is Wet!
Post by: goodsamaritan on October 01, 2015, 10:22:51 am
Mars: I'm Wet!
NASA: I'm coming over.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: cherimoya_kid on October 01, 2015, 10:53:20 am
Heh
Title: Re: Give us a laugh ! Don't tell me to exercise.
Post by: goodsamaritan on October 01, 2015, 11:09:35 am
Don't tell me to exercise.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh ! Horseback Riding!
Post by: goodsamaritan on October 02, 2015, 06:40:01 am
 ;D

bad spelling... still funny.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: sabertooth on October 02, 2015, 08:18:28 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQmJl1CQx2o (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQmJl1CQx2o)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: cherimoya_kid on October 02, 2015, 10:49:40 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQmJl1CQx2o (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQmJl1CQx2o)


I LOL'd. That was pretty silly.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on October 03, 2015, 06:04:47 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQmJl1CQx2o (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQmJl1CQx2o)
Hey I ordered the movie @ the library. Probably a silly movie tho.
Thanks ST
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: sabertooth on October 03, 2015, 07:55:58 am
I remember seeing it when it came out when I was a child,( my mother and Aunt always exposing me to the most far out kind of movies, books, and radio shows) Haven't watched it since, but my girlfriend wants to, but I'm too stubborn to pay for any content, and the library doesn't have it .

Going back and re watching some of the clips of this movie makes me wonder how much of my thoughts have been somehow shaped by all this kind of subliminal exposure. Its uncanny to me how the scene when the man is talking about how he became ascended after many life times on earth, and then goes about reading a digital language, has so many similar concepts to what I've been recently pondering. I had forgotten about the movie entirely until someone mentioned it at our buddhist discussion group, right after the blood moon. There is a kind of synchronicity to the way these thoughts cycle through from individual to individual and are evolved throughout ones lifetime and somehow get passed on for the next generation to continue. I cant help thinking that people who come into and out of each others lives have a purpose and are given a choice to work in concert to mutually support this evolution, or they can live in ignorance and have to be held back. (Its a kind of new age Karma)

An other far out movie that is in a similar vein of how our thoughts control our destiny, fear holds one back, Dreams are real and the extra terrestrial is much closer than we think, is the Lathe of heaven. Its also a bit on the silly side, and its free on youtube.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8VRbaVNvSA (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8VRbaVNvSA)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: sabertooth on October 16, 2015, 07:27:43 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRly-0wwl_g (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRly-0wwl_g)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on October 16, 2015, 12:25:23 pm
Gotta wonder who pays for this stuff. Probably the Bush team...
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: sabertooth on October 17, 2015, 12:31:38 am
Alls fair in politics, love and war.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAtunJv6NtE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAtunJv6NtE)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh ! Hot vs Crazy Matrix - Viral!
Post by: goodsamaritan on October 18, 2015, 11:46:00 am
Hot Crazy Matrix - A Man's Guide to Women

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKWmFWRVLlU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKWmFWRVLlU)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKWmFWRVLlU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKWmFWRVLlU)

... and we health freaks know the "normal" women are crazy because of the SAD diet, pollution, etc.

Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on October 21, 2015, 02:03:15 pm
The following is a hilarious criticism of the new Star Wars  film and franchise by a man who I normally would despise for ignorantly attacking the 2nd amendment on his(now thankfully dead) US TV show:-

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3281611/PIERS-MORGAN-Force-Awakens-Sorry-Star-Wars-sucked-40-overrated-overhyped-preposterous-years.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3281611/PIERS-MORGAN-Force-Awakens-Sorry-Star-Wars-sucked-40-overrated-overhyped-preposterous-years.html)

I never liked Star Wars or Star Trek as they mocked (most)aliens making them seem idiotic or seem  just like humans in behaviour. Of the first Star Wars Trilogy, only the 2nd one was really any good, and that was only because george lucas had no involvement, apparently. Lucas'  dialogue was ridiculed for its idiocy by at least   2 of the actors in the first film, and the 4th to 6th films were so bad it was embarassing. I only  watched those last 3 films  because I had liked the Empire Strikes Back and just wanted to see if there was even one redeeming scene  in them - there wasn't. It was even highly patronising to the little  kids it was aimed at! Still, minus George Lucas' involvement the new movie  might end up being OK!? Who knows?
Title: Re: Give us a laugh ! Husbands in a feminist world.
Post by: goodsamaritan on October 22, 2015, 11:53:52 am
Husbands in a feminist world.

In a feminist mindset.

I've gone past this... luckily... must be my age... and experience... teaching my sons not to be like this.

Women I see here do not respect floor mats.


Title: Re: Give us a laugh ! Identify this contraption - what my kids said...
Post by: goodsamaritan on October 24, 2015, 09:32:52 pm
(http://history.nasa.gov/alsj/a16/AS16-113-18331HR.jpg)

http://history.nasa.gov/alsj/a16/AS16-113-18331HR.jpg (http://history.nasa.gov/alsj/a16/AS16-113-18331HR.jpg)

Showed this to my kids... and they said... in 1 second... "It looks like a piece of junk... paper machet with wrappers..."

Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on October 25, 2015, 03:38:57 am
Probably is, just like the current state of the US economy/dollar.

Gee I wonder where the picture was taken on the Walt Disney lot...
Title: Re: Give us a laugh ! Heterosexual courtship BIG NEWS, 10s of Millions of Fans
Post by: goodsamaritan on October 25, 2015, 06:39:20 am
To my friends who like me did not understand what #aldub is all about. This is the climax moment of this months long TV skit courtship of a young heterosexual couple, Philippine Catholic approved style. 55,000 people trooped to the Philippine Arena to watch this live: "Sa Tamang Panahon" - The Right Time... for the young couple to hold hands, hug and for the people to hear "Yaya Dub" speak with her real voice for the first time. And millions more watched live. And millions more tweeted. Front page on the Philippine Daily Inquirer.

http://entertainment.inquirer.net/181811/aldub-breaks-fifa-world-cups-twitter-record (http://entertainment.inquirer.net/181811/aldub-breaks-fifa-world-cups-twitter-record)

During our real grandma's time... what comes next is wedding arrangements pronto.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZkafqdYLtY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZkafqdYLtY)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZkafqdYLtY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZkafqdYLtY)

(http://entertainment.inquirer.net/files/2015/10/Alden-and-Maine-2.jpg)

(http://entertainment.inquirer.net/files/2015/10/Aldub-Alden-and-Maine-600x400.jpg)

If you think this is boring... think of the business opportunities... this of the ratings... the viewership... the ads... the sponsors... this is a big deal and must become a classic business case in schools.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on October 25, 2015, 01:42:03 pm
Well, sadly, this is one item where I feel like wincing not laughing, I absolutely hate all reality TV shows. They are made by TV companies because they cost very little to produce compared to other productions and are absolutely tasteless and actually quite boring. So the producers inevitably engineer fake difficulties between participants on each show to engender interest. God, why could I not have been born in the 1900s and died in 1990 before these godawful reality tv shows appeared?(http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/guns/smiley-killing-himself.gif) (http://www.sherv.net/)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: goodsamaritan on October 25, 2015, 04:25:43 pm
Oh this one is NOT a reality show. It is a daily comedy skit with rough story and impromptu adlib lines. With cross dressing men posing as conservative grandmas.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on October 25, 2015, 05:36:35 pm
Ooops! The Internet unfortunately shortens one's attention-span and one does not check everything one sees. -[
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
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Re: Give us a laugh !
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Well, sadly, this is one item where I feel like wincing not laughing, I absolutely hate all reality TV shows. They are made by TV companies because they cost very little to produce compared to other productions and are absolutely tasteless and actually quite boring. So the producers inevitably engineer fake difficulties between participants on each show to engender interest. God, why could I not have been born in the 1900s and died in 1990 before these godawful reality tv shows appeared?


Could not agree more.   These shows are no laughing matter - just a tragedy to watch!   Wondered if getting rid of all performers they could next get rid of the technicians to further save costs?   They have, with automated, remote operated cameras, so cameramen are redundant now!   Next get rid of all administrative staff and technical director and CEO.   (PLEASE!!!!!!!!!)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on November 18, 2015, 07:43:33 am
http://lifeasapi.blogspot.co.at (http://lifeasapi.blogspot.co.at)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on November 18, 2015, 03:26:39 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3322998/Mac-Corbyn-s-refusal-let-police-shoot-kill-terrorists.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3322998/Mac-Corbyn-s-refusal-let-police-shoot-kill-terrorists.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: Brad462 on November 18, 2015, 06:24:24 pm
Ooops! The Internet unfortunately shortens one's attention-span and one does not check everything one sees. -[
I agree.  Why don't we let thoughts in this thread play them self out even if they can be a little off-topic.    Just when things get interesting we always shut it down.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on November 18, 2015, 11:00:11 pm
This is really meant to be a whimsical thread of short, individual posts  to put some fun in peoples' lives, so I would rather not repeat ,er, past , transgressions of various posters, myself included. Perhaps funny posts can be included, however controversial, but comments on them banned?

Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on November 18, 2015, 11:00:17 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR2mk068BvI (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR2mk068BvI)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: Satya on November 19, 2015, 06:42:24 am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yis7GzlXNM (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yis7GzlXNM)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: Brad462 on November 19, 2015, 04:22:37 pm
Neitzsche - God is dead - 1883

God - Neitzsche is dead 1900
Title: Re: Give us a laugh ! - Favors from women are like money from the MAFIA...
Post by: goodsamaritan on November 20, 2015, 06:21:14 pm
I had a big laugh at this with my 2nd son this morning.

I was listening to Stefan tell the story of how he met his wife and was convinced he wanted to marry her simply because she was a kind soul who picked up his sandals that he had repaired, downtown because she was already there, as a favor to him, with no strings attached.

At 9:40 he says, "You got my sandals... let's get married! You're so nice, you're so helpful... Favors from women are like money from the MAFIA..."

And his listener says "I would shed a tear if somebody did this to me..."

https://youtu.be/Q4QN5ksmlUU?t=7m24s

Are females really that bad where this guy comes from?

Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: sabertooth on November 21, 2015, 09:42:39 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbidGgVDdaI (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbidGgVDdaI)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: sabertooth on November 21, 2015, 09:48:56 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeS5IU4Odus (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeS5IU4Odus)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh ! Bill Maher on Feminism
Post by: goodsamaritan on December 06, 2015, 02:47:12 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x64cy3Bcr98 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x64cy3Bcr98)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x64cy3Bcr98 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x64cy3Bcr98)

Ha ha ha... I fuck my wife.  My brother fucks his wife.  And my dad fucks his wife too... now that is integrity!
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on December 07, 2015, 10:09:31 am
http://thefederalistpapers.integratedmarket.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/cartoon2.jpg (http://thefederalistpapers.integratedmarket.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/cartoon2.jpg)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: sabertooth on December 08, 2015, 06:14:07 am
Speaking of the Terrorist and Chief,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvuulZPbfBg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvuulZPbfBg)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh ! Michelle is a MAN.
Post by: goodsamaritan on December 08, 2015, 10:19:58 am
Speaking of the Terrorist and Chief,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvuulZPbfBg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvuulZPbfBg)

I've seen this video before and am convinced objectively that this person is genetically a MAN.

Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: Brad462 on December 08, 2015, 10:50:18 am
I've seen this video before and am convinced objectively that this person is genetically a MAN.


So how do we know for sure unless someone has sex with it?  Anyone wanna take one for the team?
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: Brad462 on December 08, 2015, 10:58:47 am
I've seen this video before and am convinced objectively that this person is genetically a MAN.


Would this make good christmas conversation for the family?  I'm gonna bring this up - should be entertaining.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: goodsamaritan on December 08, 2015, 11:04:01 am
So how do we know for sure unless someone has sex with it?  Anyone wanna take one for the team?

Genetic testing should give an absolute final verdict.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: Brad462 on December 08, 2015, 11:09:44 am
I'd rather not know to be honest.  I want to get some sleep tonight...such a weird world we live in.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: goodsamaritan on December 08, 2015, 11:19:26 am
I'd rather not know to be honest.  I want to get some sleep tonight...such a weird world we live in.

That's interesting.  I wonder how many feel this way.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: cherimoya_kid on December 08, 2015, 12:43:34 pm
 Even if it were true, who cares? It's no one's business.

You people really embarrass me sometimes. Seriously. LOL
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: goodsamaritan on December 08, 2015, 03:33:07 pm
Even if it were true, who cares? It's no one's business.

You people really embarrass me sometimes. Seriously. LOL


My background is engineering, math, programming, health and healing... none of them run on bullshit.
Sorry for being a truth seeker.
I have an innate thirst for truth.
I really like / enjoy getting at the truth of things.
It's like researching for human origins or astronomical stuff... pure science...
... just like our diets and health quests here.
Truth will come in handy sometimes.
Our history books will be more useful, the more truthful and complete the discussions are.
Our descendants will benefit from truth.
Why we have this discussion forum in the first place.

Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on December 08, 2015, 03:52:50 pm
That's interesting.  I wonder how many feel this way.

I was suprised to find black men on youtube also appearing to believe in the theory. It did seem at first to be rather "politically-motivated" by "rightwing", NeoCons(aka "Liberals in sheep's clothing") but it's all over the web, now. On the issue of transgender, I just saw a report yesterday about parents who allowed their 3 year old boy to go transgender because he wanted to cut off his  penis with scissors, a truly sick notion, when the boy obviously needs major help/counselling/drugs  etc.. I am beginning to wonder if this new "let's welcome transgenderism" nonsense  isn't just evil  social engineering but also a sign of something more sinister:- after all, we are getting constant reports about how pollutants/chemicals(ie birth-control pills etc.) are  to some extent changing the gender of fish and frogs and how human fertility levels are constantly dropping all over the world, and then there is  the phenomenon of  the hikikomori in Japan:-
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/oct/20/young-people-japan-stopped-having-sex (http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/oct/20/young-people-japan-stopped-having-sex)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: Brad462 on December 08, 2015, 03:58:52 pm
It is really weird that Joan Rivers died right after saying Obama is gay and Michelle is a tranny.  Satanic sacrifice or am I being paranoid...
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: goodsamaritan on December 08, 2015, 10:22:39 pm
It is really weird that Joan Rivers died right after saying Obama is gay and Michelle is a tranny.  Satanic sacrifice or am I being paranoid...

You are not paranoid.  You are logical.  Our old dictator Marcos was not someone you criticized publicly or even discussed in the streets as there were secret marshalls roaming the city streets.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: cherimoya_kid on December 08, 2015, 11:53:47 pm
It is really weird that Joan Rivers died right after saying Obama is gay and Michelle is a tranny.  Satanic sacrifice or am I being paranoid...

Paranoid.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on December 09, 2015, 12:03:57 am
I would have loved it if Joan Rivers had been mercifully put down by IS, but, sadly, she seems to have died of natural causes.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: Brad462 on December 09, 2015, 12:10:56 am
Paranoid.
Lol.  Ok, Dr. Freud.  If you aren't aware of the evil lurking in the white house then you must be really slow or maybe just in denial.  Ignorance is bliss for some I guess.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: cherimoya_kid on December 09, 2015, 12:58:19 am
Lol.  Ok, Dr. Freud.  If you aren't aware of the evil lurking in the white house then you must be really slow or maybe just in denial.  Ignorance is bliss for some I guess.

On a different subject, how's your health, Brad? Has anything changed since you were visiting the emergency room?
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: Brad462 on December 09, 2015, 01:05:39 am
Thanks for asking.  I get tired of complaining but my health is rock bottom.  I had a seizure in the hospital and now I have.muscle spasms and intense pain in my arms and shoulders.  I can barely move my arms right now.  I have been popping pain pills like candy but pain remains constant.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: sabertooth on December 09, 2015, 06:54:59 am
Even if it were true, who cares? It's no one's business.


I dont care who the president screws or gets screwed by....he is just an empty suit anyway....I just find it funny/absurd that not only do we live in a world where most people cannot see that the emperor wears no clothes... but also that the first lady could likely be a drag-queen and their(adopted) children along with the whole story of their past have been fabricated to give the illusion of a normal family...



Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: cherimoya_kid on December 09, 2015, 07:52:10 am
I dont care who the president screws or gets screwed by....he is just an empty suit anyway....I just find it funny/absurd that not only do we live in a world where most people cannot see that the emperor wears no clothes... but also that the first lady could likely be a drag-queen and their(adopted) children along with the whole story of their past have been fabricated to give the illusion of a normal family...





If they're not her kids, they sure look an awful lot like her.

And I expected better from you, Derek. I thought you were more evidence-based than this nonsense.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: sabertooth on December 09, 2015, 08:16:19 am
Sorry for wasting too much time on what some may think trivial matters, but in the wake of what is going on in world, I am merely venting a little rage against the machine at the expense of the puppet and the fabricated first family.

Still I insist that it is absolutely possible that the children are adopted- and personally I dont think they are even sisters, to me I see striking facial differences and secondly there is plenty of evidence which would at least lead one to doubt, but if you like I will redact my previous post, and for the record... it is my opinion that the first lady could possibly be a man, and the children could possibly be adopted, and yes I could possibly be wrong.


http://beforeitsnews.com/alternative/2014/09/before-its-news-exclusive-report-who-are-malia-and-natasha-obamas-real-parents-michelle-obama-trans-man-and-fake-mom-lets-talk-facts-video-3034894.html (http://beforeitsnews.com/alternative/2014/09/before-its-news-exclusive-report-who-are-malia-and-natasha-obamas-real-parents-michelle-obama-trans-man-and-fake-mom-lets-talk-facts-video-3034894.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: cherimoya_kid on December 09, 2015, 08:39:30 am
OK, I'm starting to think everyone but me, GS, and Tyler Durden are Big Pharma shills. You can dislike those in power without saying stupid stuff like this.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: sabertooth on December 09, 2015, 09:28:44 am
No need to get personal, I cant help what I believe, and as far as I can tell G.S and I share similar views on this subject.

Carlin was the inspiration for this thread, he wouldn't be afraid to call out the absurdity of anything.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwMukKqx-Os (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwMukKqx-Os)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on December 09, 2015, 09:37:13 am
There have been many perfectly valid conspiracy-theories throughout history, such as the princes in the tower and the man in the iron mask, Eustache Dauger, Tony Blair's 45-minute-Iraqi-weapons-of-mass-destruction-threat etc. etc.. However, all such were backed up by vast amounts of anecdotal reports plus endless solid documents etc. When the evidence for a conspiracy theory is wholly  underwhelming, contradicts scientific theories,  or is heavily debunked with mountains of convincing facts , such as UFOs found on the moon etc., faked Moon Landings etc., then one should not show credence in them. Also, many conspiracy-theories, such as the Illuminati or UFO ones are absurd - I mean, humans/organic beings  are fundamentally rather stupid people  so the schizophrenic notion that we are all somehow rigidly controlled like in the film "They Live" is not credible. Sure, many humans hold far too much influence over the individual, to the point where many freedoms are denied us compared to Palaeolithic times, but none of these,er,  "masters"  are superhuman geniuses or whatever.... I suppose it is all to do with the absurd anti-Stirnerite "necessity" of human beings to believe in a higher power, whether for good or ill.

As for the Obama children not looking like their parents.. Well, of course, they don't! Being  mixed-race children from 2 mixed-race parents, they naturally would be a wild, random jumble of widely different ethnic characteristics  and so would not be likely to resemble their own parents much.

Err, could we get back to the subject of amusing people's humdrum lives instead of worrying about other matters?

Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on December 09, 2015, 09:40:00 am
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/britains-most-beard-friendly-pub-crowned-3035455 (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/britains-most-beard-friendly-pub-crowned-3035455)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on December 13, 2015, 02:55:33 am
*sigh*:-  ;) l) -[ -X :'( >D
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3356084/I-ve-gone-child-Husband-father-seven-52-leaves-wife-kids-live-transgender-SIX-YEAR-OLD-girl-named-Stefonknee.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3356084/I-ve-gone-child-Husband-father-seven-52-leaves-wife-kids-live-transgender-SIX-YEAR-OLD-girl-named-Stefonknee.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: sabertooth on December 13, 2015, 09:56:16 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bf5TgVRGND4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bf5TgVRGND4)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQ8H4EK2vt4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQ8H4EK2vt4)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: goodsamaritan on December 13, 2015, 10:26:46 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bf5TgVRGND4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bf5TgVRGND4)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQ8H4EK2vt4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQ8H4EK2vt4)

Ha ha. 1st video gave me a laugh. 
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: goodsamaritan on December 13, 2015, 11:10:53 am
*sigh*:-  ;) l) -[ -X :'( >D
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3356084/I-ve-gone-child-Husband-father-seven-52-leaves-wife-kids-live-transgender-SIX-YEAR-OLD-girl-named-Stefonknee.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3356084/I-ve-gone-child-Husband-father-seven-52-leaves-wife-kids-live-transgender-SIX-YEAR-OLD-girl-named-Stefonknee.html)

It's unfortunate for this guy about his new insanity / illness, unfortunate for his family. 

But fortunately for this guy, there are people charitable enough to take him in, take care of him.

Thank you to the generosity of the people who took him into their care.

Left by himself, this guy would have died.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on December 13, 2015, 11:42:18 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bf5TgVRGND4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bf5TgVRGND4)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQ8H4EK2vt4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQ8H4EK2vt4)
Hey nice
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on December 13, 2015, 12:11:04 pm
I know, SB's 2 videos made my day! My own video was just a terrible sign of the times......
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: Brad462 on December 15, 2015, 12:52:33 am
Would you consider having this post deleted by a moderator? 
Delete it if you want to
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: Ioanna on December 15, 2015, 06:53:06 am
I was considering to ask the same thing of Brad462.

Brad462, are these posts of yours for attention? If you are in need of expressing yourself with such prolific postings of melancholy please consider keeping them in your own journal so that ALL threads, let alone one titled "Give Us A Laugh" is not influenced by such. Furthermore, I am uncomfortable with anyone posting of criminal intentions, however benign the intention.

I hope you get the help you need. Surely nutrition is a component, and if you choose to use a raw paleo diet plan to improve your emotional and/or physical health, please ask questions as you try different approaches. Everyone here is happy to help and learn from your experience. Otherwise, please remember we have hundreds of members and guests who view this forum to learn about a raw paleo diet!. In support of EVERYONE ELSE, I am asking you to please refrain from adding nonconstructive whims of gloom to each topic. Perhaps, instead, you might find a more appropriate means of contributing to the forum.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: Brad462 on December 15, 2015, 07:46:03 am
I can be impulsive with posting whatever is on my mind.  I'll work on that. Moving on now...
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: Brad462 on December 22, 2015, 05:36:55 am
Steve Harvey names wrong winner of Miss Universe.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmqAjr0xs04&feature=youtube_gdata_player (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmqAjr0xs04&feature=youtube_gdata_player)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on December 22, 2015, 05:52:00 am
Wow what a head trip that would be
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: goodsamaritan on December 22, 2015, 11:43:18 am
I saw that "correction" live. (My neighbor was cheering screaming at her TV)

Bizarre at first and embarrassing for Ms Colombia who already had the crown on her head.

I feel it was a publicity stunt with only the host in cahoots with the new owner of the Ms Universe franchise.

Got to boost those ratings.
 
Title: Re: Give us a laugh ! Woman of the Year
Post by: goodsamaritan on December 22, 2015, 12:27:01 pm
 ;D Funny
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on December 22, 2015, 01:51:54 pm
lol
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: JeuneKoq on December 25, 2015, 01:08:02 am
 ...
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: Brad462 on December 25, 2015, 03:06:53 am
So, you're a wolf huh?  Remind me to stay away from you. 
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on December 25, 2015, 06:18:19 am
JK, that was hilarious! So many people make the false, automatic  assumption that whatever humans do must be automatically  right or  a sign of intelligence/wisdom etc., and yet humbling examples like yours show the  exact opposite.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: Brad462 on December 25, 2015, 07:27:56 am
What does James Randi shout during sex?  Math!  Science!
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: JeuneKoq on December 26, 2015, 05:36:31 am
Glad you liked it. I knew this one was for you ;D
Title: Re: Give us a laugh ! Jeblary 2016
Post by: goodsamaritan on December 27, 2015, 01:38:00 am
Glad you liked it. I knew this one was for you ;D

Makes me think of cultures with a majority of arranged marriages vs cultures that reproduce "organically" via individual preferences... these are "prettier" in the long run.

------------

This is LOL! Jeblary 2016


Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on December 29, 2015, 03:17:00 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LKQ3eX9pEg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LKQ3eX9pEg)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: sabertooth on December 29, 2015, 06:47:16 am
Watching the sunblock 5000 ad as a kid made me quit using sunblock.

Its Ironic how that years after this parody, the science is beginning to show that the mega duty sunblock lotions are indeed carcinogenic...perhaps the writers were inspired by some deep intuition...
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on December 29, 2015, 06:12:34 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3376987/YouTube-star-Showry-shocks-viewers-bizarre-video-sees-suck-RAW-chicken-making-omelette.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3376987/YouTube-star-Showry-shocks-viewers-bizarre-video-sees-suck-RAW-chicken-making-omelette.html)

This is an example of mukbang, which is South Korean "food-porn". The woman above is sucking suggestively  on a raw chicken leg  while cooking an omelette, and has previously sucked on a raw fish and,er, "erotically" swallowed raw eggs. Perhaps a female RPDer might make the world more RPD-friendly by indulging in (softcore) "raw food porn" in various youtube videos!
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: sabertooth on January 07, 2016, 07:32:40 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1GUQVo1Lps (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1GUQVo1Lps)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on January 08, 2016, 04:00:19 pm
(https://s3.amazonaws.com/lowres.cartoonstock.com/caricatures-angela_merkel-refugee_crisis-asylum_seekers-war_refugee-germany-mkan1034_low.jpg)

Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: goodsamaritan on January 08, 2016, 10:37:35 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1GUQVo1Lps (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1GUQVo1Lps)

Made my day!
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: ys on January 12, 2016, 03:49:43 am
Here is a good use for 40 bananas a day

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/jan/11/indian-police-force-feed-40-bananas-to-thief-who-swallowed-gold-chain (http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/jan/11/indian-police-force-feed-40-bananas-to-thief-who-swallowed-gold-chain)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on January 14, 2016, 06:30:03 am
Some people just never learn  l) ;)  :-

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3397318/Woman-raised-money-homeless-couple-stay-hotel-Christmas-trash-room-cause-1-000-worth-damage.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3397318/Woman-raised-money-homeless-couple-stay-hotel-Christmas-trash-room-cause-1-000-worth-damage.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on January 14, 2016, 06:54:36 pm
(http://)http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/01/13/21/302429D700000578-0-image-m-13_1452720035341.jpg (http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/01/13/21/302429D700000578-0-image-m-13_1452720035341.jpg)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: JeuneKoq on January 15, 2016, 12:30:49 am
If you think this Charlie Hebdo's comic is about how all immigrants will turn out to be delinquents/criminals/extremists/terrorists, you obviously don't get French satyr. According to them, it's actually 2nd degree humor that mocks all this anti-refugee paranoia, with a comic that resembles those found in far-right journals and propaganda posters. Or maybe you did get the joke, and you seriously reconsidered your view on the matter  l)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on January 15, 2016, 01:03:50 am
If you think this Charlie Hebdo's comic is about how all immigrants will turn out to be delinquents/criminals/extremists/terrorists, you obviously don't get French satyr. According to them, it's actually 2nd degree humor that mocks all this anti-refugee paranoia, with a comic that resembles those found in far-right journals and propaganda posters. Or maybe you did get the joke, and you seriously reconsidered your view on the matter  l)
*sigh*!  I got the point, that Charlie Hebdo was mocking the issue. But the WHOLE point is that it seriously backfired on them, getting too close to the bone/truth, with radical leftwingers  howling and condemning the very fact that Hebdo even suggested that any young migrants might become   sex-assaulters/criminals etc. in future(which is, after all, a very distinct possibility given rapidly rising  rape etc. statistics in Scandinavia etc. ever since multiculturalism got started)
You see, you conveniently forget that, up till recently,   the Liberal media have been claiming what a wonderful bonus these immigrants would be, with Merkel even dishonestly claiming that immigrants were always beneficial in all circumstances. Then it was admitted that millions upon millions were also on their way and Merkel had to actually do something about it, and now with the mass sexual-assault/rape "taharrush" phenomenon, Liberals are being exposed as being absolute bloody fools, and should hang their heads in shame. The whole business is hilarious!  ;) ;D I mean, truth certainly is stranger than fiction!!!!

It is happening here in Austria too. The Westbahnhof, one of the 2 main train-stations in Vienna is now filled with migrants constantly harassing the local women. I made one error,though,  in the previous article I referred to  about the hopelessly gullible woman aiding the deceitful homeless couple , she did admit at the end of the article that she would not do it again, so she, at least, did learn. It is like someone once said:- " A Conservative is a Liberal who has  been mugged by Reality".
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on January 15, 2016, 01:06:52 am
(https://themuslimissue.files.wordpress.com/2016/01/merkel-sexual-assault-cartoon.jpg?w=290&h=290&crop=1)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: JeuneKoq on January 15, 2016, 02:33:51 am
You see, you conveniently forget that,...
I didn't "conveniently forget" anything, I simply explained the joke in case you thought it was intended as some 1st degree right-wing humor that complimented your view on the refugee/migrant matter. Period. Not interested in political debate ATM.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on January 15, 2016, 05:53:26 am
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-43DPnLnk_Gc/VfSVzIgwrNI/AAAAAAAAJb8/Qn-LqFNHQHs/s1600/Syrian-refugees.png)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on January 15, 2016, 05:56:02 am
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/aa/81/ed/aa81edc4ae6251e1c2914b856b760e83.jpg)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on January 15, 2016, 06:00:00 am
(https://latuffcartoons.files.wordpress.com/2015/10/gulf-countries-and-syrian-refugees-middle-east-eye.gif)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on January 15, 2016, 06:02:05 am
(http://www.socomic.gr/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/032eng.jpg)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on January 15, 2016, 06:05:32 am
(https://humorinamerica.files.wordpress.com/2015/09/pctemperment2.jpg?w=620)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on January 18, 2016, 12:46:53 pm
(http://www.socomic.gr/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/032eng.jpg)
LOL
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on January 22, 2016, 02:17:37 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3410388/At-s-fresh-Stomach-turning-video-shows-woman-eating-LIVE-octopus-tries-escape-table.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3410388/At-s-fresh-Stomach-turning-video-shows-woman-eating-LIVE-octopus-tries-escape-table.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: JeuneKoq on January 22, 2016, 05:24:19 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3410388/At-s-fresh-Stomach-turning-video-shows-woman-eating-LIVE-octopus-tries-escape-table.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3410388/At-s-fresh-Stomach-turning-video-shows-woman-eating-LIVE-octopus-tries-escape-table.html)
Gotta love the hypocrisy of the dailymail comment section  l)

"Ew, that's cruel! How could she eat it alive!" *sprays lemon juice on an oyster and downs it*
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: sabertooth on January 22, 2016, 07:24:08 am
"Raw food is the latest health craze. But even those most devoted to the fad might think twice before trying this at home."

This was posted right above the video....obviously its an attempt to negate the merits of eating raw animals, and discourage others from thinking about it too critically.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: Brad462 on January 22, 2016, 08:01:29 am
Gotta love the hypocrisy of the dailymail comment section  l)

"Ew, that's cruel! How could she eat it alive!" *sprays lemon juice on an oyster and downs it*
Well to be fair eating live octopus doesn't sound very appealing,  I would only try it if it gave me superpowers or made masturbation more fun.  No offense to anyone, this is the raw paleo and not the live paleo forum right? 
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: goodsamaritan on January 22, 2016, 08:29:20 am
My then very young daughter and I gorged on live small 2 inch squid.
They were tasty and squirmed a lot less than octopus.
Tiny live shrimp is good too.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on January 22, 2016, 05:15:15 pm
The only catch I find is that if the live octopi were too small, knowing me, I might bolt them down, still alive,  sometimes without chewing.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: JeuneKoq on January 22, 2016, 09:15:11 pm
Well to be fair eating live octopus doesn't sound very appealing,  I would only try it if it gave me superpowers or made masturbation more fun.  No offense to anyone, this is the raw paleo and not the live paleo forum right? 
It doesn't disgust me at all. I already ate half-live crickets and one grasshopper. Well, I did decapitate them, so I could remove the digestive track in case they ate to much pesticide-ridden plants. So technically not "live", but very soon after death. I caught them in organic gardens, so hopefully they weren't too intoxicated.

Oh, and a couple of live ants and fruit maggots. They came with the fruits, what else could I have done?  l)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on January 22, 2016, 11:55:50 pm
I 've eaten raw live oysters and raw live mussels before and loved the taste. Sadly, I have never eaten live animals in the Korean way. However, it is good for the general public to see that eating raw animal food is a standard way of life in some other countries.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: Brad462 on January 23, 2016, 08:18:53 am


Oh, and a couple of live ants and fruit maggots. They came with the fruits, what else could I have done?  l)
I was speaking about live octopus primarily.  Everyone has different taste in food so I don't see why you are getting so defensive.  I didn't say I wouldn't try it...just as long as someone else is paying for it.  I imagine live octopus is out of my budget range.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on January 23, 2016, 10:38:50 am
https://www.cartoonstock.com/directory/r/raw_meat.asp (https://www.cartoonstock.com/directory/r/raw_meat.asp)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on January 23, 2016, 10:41:13 am
http://lowres.jantoo.com/food-drink-eating-eats_out-meal-chef-eat-16436813_low.jpg (http://lowres.jantoo.com/food-drink-eating-eats_out-meal-chef-eat-16436813_low.jpg)]
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: JeuneKoq on January 23, 2016, 07:26:12 pm
I was speaking about live octopus primarily.  Everyone has different taste in food so I don't see why you are getting so defensive.  I didn't say I wouldn't try it...just as long as someone else is paying for it.  I imagine live octopus is out of my budget range.

Well you said "this is the Raw Paleo Diet not the Live Paleo Diet right?", so I assumed you were talking about eating live things in general.
I just got a bit annoyed that some people who already eat stuff that's considered disgusting and unhealthy to some (raw meat, raw fat, high meat) could still be squeamish about eating live things. I guess my irritation was also exalted by my tipsiness.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: Inger on January 23, 2016, 10:58:10 pm
I 've eaten raw live oysters and raw live mussels before and loved the taste. Sadly, I have never eaten live animals in the Korean way. However, it is good for the general public to see that eating raw animal food is a standard way of life in some other countries.

How on earth did you do that Tyler? ;)

My oysters die immediately as I open them so they were already dead as I swallowed them... even if just a few seconds past their death

I have only tried a live ant and ant eggs.. oh.. eggs! They are often "alive" when you eat them :) at least when from hens that have a rooster walking around....
so how do we define alive..hmmm.. raw foods are pretty much full of bacteria and viruses and they are very much alive ;)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: sabertooth on January 24, 2016, 12:41:50 am
Its ironic to point out to people who think eating live octopus is cruel....that octopus are also raw carnivores which eat their prey alive....also their natural predators in turn will eat them alive...its all part of the circle of carnage, sentimentally called life.

Seal vs. Octopus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrv4-EFBa5w (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrv4-EFBa5w)

According to logic it would seem reasonable that Living foods could be better in some ways than dead foods, especially animals which are drained of all their vital fluids, had all their organs removed, are wrapped in plastic and refrigerated for long periods of time before consuming.  What other apex predatory creatures kills its prey(Humanly) and waits until its its long dead to begin eating?
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: sabertooth on January 24, 2016, 12:45:41 am
Guy on a Buffalo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5Lmkm5EF5E (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5Lmkm5EF5E)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: Inger on January 24, 2016, 12:49:42 am
well.... some carnivores let their pray rot and ferment before they eat it, because they digest it better that way.

I think aged meat tastes better than fresh...kinda... both are good, but I feel great about aged too. Maybe humans can eat alive, fresh, aged.. anything... we are amazing ;)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on January 24, 2016, 01:39:38 am
How on earth did you do that Tyler? ;)

My oysters die immediately as I open them so they were already dead as I swallowed them... even if just a few seconds past their death
You're sure? I thought they still lived after the shell was opened. After all, all opening the shell does is break some muscles or something?
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: Inger on January 24, 2016, 02:21:09 am
They die when you cut the muscle that keeps the shell tight... no way to open it up without doing that... so yeah I am pretty sure they are dead as you eat them ;)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: sabertooth on January 24, 2016, 02:56:31 am
"I weep for you," the Walrus said:
"I deeply sympathize."
With sobs and tears he sorted out
Those of the largest size,
Holding his pocket-handkerchief
Before his streaming eyes.

"O Oysters," said the Carpenter,
"You've had a pleasant run!
Shall we be trotting home again?'
But answer came there none--
And this was scarcely odd, because
They'd eaten every one."

Alice in Wonderland "the Walrus and the carpenter"

The Oysters I get usually have been frozen and thawed, so I think they are dead.... but the ones plucked out of the sea and cracked open while fresh are alive....until they are devoured by Inger. >D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYYfhL8PKak, (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYYfhL8PKak,)
They go catatonic and seem dead after opening, but you can use lemon juice to test if they are still alive.
   
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: Inger on January 24, 2016, 03:26:32 am
lol... Derek ;) <3

Sure they are alive as long as the shell is closed :)
Maybe Tyler eat them whole with shell and all ;)
My teeth are not strong enough for that yet  :'(  :-*
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: eveheart on January 24, 2016, 04:59:18 am
PROPOSALS for how to declare time of oyster death:

Oysters have little beating hearts. You could hook them up to an electrocardiogram and determine how long it takes their hearts to stop beating. Cutting the muscle doesn't stop the heart instantaneously.

The nervous system of an oyster is nothing more than a bunch of nerves - no central brain. Using your myoelectric electrode, you could find the exact moment that the nerves cease firing.

Using a simple microscope, you can look for the moment that the cilia stop moving for an approximation of the time of death, but that won't be so accurate because the central functions persist due to the conservation of core functions, even after the terminal functions are dead. At best, the microscope method determines when the oyster has entered a "coma" - but the word coma is not accurate, since it implies that oysters possess a state of consciousness. I prefer to think that oysters are blissfully unaware.

At any rate, this is an important question, worthy of a Nobel prize, at least.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on January 24, 2016, 05:13:06 am
Given that oysters don't really have a brain and the fact that I sometimes eat my raw oysters within 5-10 seconds of opening the shell, I think I can safely state that I eat them when they are still alive.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on January 24, 2016, 05:17:09 am
One of the things I loathe about "Western" societies is the vast amount of useless ethnic restaurants and fast-food outlets on  most residential streets, invariably offering substandard food. Why on earth isn't there a Japanese Sashimi restaurant in Vienna like there are in London? All we have are substandard sushi outlets, nothing like the high quality found in Japan. And if we have to have Korean restaurants why on earth cannot I eat live octopi in them? All these Korean restaurants  have here is the opportunity to cook your own food in an electric pan on your own table(RVAFers like me just pretend to cook but eat the food raw anyway).
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: Brad462 on January 24, 2016, 06:10:13 am
Well the Kentucky wildcats are playing right now vs the Vanderbilt live octopus'.  Personally I am rooting for the wildcats because I prefer the flavor of wildcats vs octopus.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: goodsamaritan on January 24, 2016, 02:49:08 pm
Some of the raw oysters we shell are still alive, breathing / moving regularly upon eating.

Pet owners are known to have tried eating live super worms just to taste them.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: Inger on January 24, 2016, 05:52:15 pm
Okay you won ;)
which means I am eating live animals all the time...lol

My oyster eating is very fast. Open up, and 2 seconds later they are in my belly!
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on January 29, 2016, 05:07:59 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3418876/Alex-Simon-passenger-board-Philippine-Airlines-flight.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3418876/Alex-Simon-passenger-board-Philippine-Airlines-flight.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: Brad462 on February 03, 2016, 11:20:48 am
(http://i.imgur.com/JRZtxtu.jpg)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on February 04, 2016, 03:13:20 am
(https://s3.amazonaws.com/lowres.cartoonstock.com/-immigration_policy-immigration_reform-child_migrant-child_immigrant-us_borders-hscn1811_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: Brad462 on February 04, 2016, 04:24:19 am
Pretty woman eating Live Octopus - I am more interested in eating the girl than the octopus personally.  Help me Jesus.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9R54Z8xJk8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9R54Z8xJk8) -d
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: Brad462 on February 06, 2016, 06:17:37 am
(http://i0.wp.com/watercoolerconvos.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/nametag-white-people-water-cooler-convos.jpg?resize=390%2C280)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on February 19, 2016, 05:47:07 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3452770/Iraqi-refugees-left-Finland-didn-t-like-weather-kiss-ground-return-home-country.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3452770/Iraqi-refugees-left-Finland-didn-t-like-weather-kiss-ground-return-home-country.html)

Hmm, they say we may be facing a new Ice-Age in the near future.......
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: RogueFarmer on February 24, 2016, 12:03:47 pm
It's subtle humor but i got a pretty good giggle out of this.
http://www.rawpaleodietforum.com/profile/?area=showposts;u=92926 (http://www.rawpaleodietforum.com/profile/?area=showposts;u=92926)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: jessica on February 24, 2016, 12:55:26 pm
When roguefarmer giggles it sounds like someone is sawing wood lol.  (I'm sawing wood with you, plz don't be offended...)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: cherimoya_kid on February 25, 2016, 10:33:42 am
It's subtle humor but i got a pretty good giggle out of this.
http://www.rawpaleodietforum.com/profile/?area=showposts;u=92926 (http://www.rawpaleodietforum.com/profile/?area=showposts;u=92926)

The most vanilla spammer ever
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: sabertooth on March 06, 2016, 05:40:08 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oht9AEq1798 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oht9AEq1798)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: Brad462 on March 06, 2016, 08:25:32 am
^^^ Damn, you mean being gluten free isn't cool anymore?  Awesome, I am going to go out and binge on pizza and beer!

I know the video was supposed to funny, but I don't think we should shame people for trying to eat healthy considering that 1/3 Americans are obese and have numerous other health issues.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: goodsamaritan on March 06, 2016, 12:10:55 pm
Wheat products cause blue like sticky stuff in large intestines, eventually causing constipation.  Will need colon cleansing.  So common with bread eaters.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: sabertooth on March 07, 2016, 02:32:10 am
I personally felt much better after eliminating gluten, and think that may people who may not be allergic outright still can suffer from intolerance issues. Though its understandable that there are skeptics that claim we are just making it up. 

I've watched a few more of the ultra spiritual series, and find the sardonic character is able to to point out the absurdity of extremes on a number of issues.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DS1icEssOUM (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DS1icEssOUM)

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_E4_H0Y_wM&ebc=ANyPxKpAaU1uUWxJiEHICA8A9WHnSXb8udXMozWC0CNY5zMKqAddYzOn4xlIgfp5aXZ1ph6DwsH8Kz96jpbKxWvcC0Gp31crJg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_E4_H0Y_wM&ebc=ANyPxKpAaU1uUWxJiEHICA8A9WHnSXb8udXMozWC0CNY5zMKqAddYzOn4xlIgfp5aXZ1ph6DwsH8Kz96jpbKxWvcC0Gp31crJg)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: Brad462 on March 07, 2016, 04:33:59 am
His videos on atheism and conspiracy theories are pretty funny.  If you think you are not a part of it then you are definitely apart of it; that sums up how annoying conspiracy theorists can be and I am one.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: eveheart on March 07, 2016, 04:50:09 am
I actually test positive for celiac disease (meaning, my body produces antibodies to gluten), and I know that many people react poorly to gluten even when they do not have a celiac diagnosis. Still think the ¨gluten-free¨ movement is hilarious because everything gets labeled gluten-free - butter, vinegar, olive oil, even water.

There used to be a sucker born every minute, but I think the sucker birthrate has gone through the roof lately.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on March 12, 2016, 03:56:23 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3488176/Cracking-eggsperiment-turn-raw-egg-bouncy-ball-four-simple-steps.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3488176/Cracking-eggsperiment-turn-raw-egg-bouncy-ball-four-simple-steps.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: goodsamaritan on March 13, 2016, 11:14:56 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3488176/Cracking-eggsperiment-turn-raw-egg-bouncy-ball-four-simple-steps.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3488176/Cracking-eggsperiment-turn-raw-egg-bouncy-ball-four-simple-steps.html)

Now I'm thinking of doing this on a BALUT / duck fetus.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on March 26, 2016, 12:06:59 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3509176/Nailed-cross-Bloodied-Filipino-sign-painter-enacts-crucifixion-Jesus-30th-time-pray-peace-end-Islamic-extremism-better-job.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3509176/Nailed-cross-Bloodied-Filipino-sign-painter-enacts-crucifixion-Jesus-30th-time-pray-peace-end-Islamic-extremism-better-job.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on March 26, 2016, 12:15:58 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3508961/Too-Calderone-twerking-tiny-miniskirt-watched-3-5-million-times.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3508961/Too-Calderone-twerking-tiny-miniskirt-watched-3-5-million-times.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: sabertooth on March 27, 2016, 11:17:06 am
My six year old had chapped lips, and I gave her some lanolin to use; within a couple of days it was completely better....

I though it was funny when she told the family that the Lanolin smells like Daddy,( which after living on sheep flesh for years I admit is somewhat true)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: cherimoya_kid on March 27, 2016, 10:03:35 pm
My six year old had chapped lips, and I gave her some lanolin to use; within a couple of days it was completely better....

I though it was funny when she told the family that the Lanolin smells like Daddy,( which after living on sheep flesh for years I admit is somewhat true)

LOL. Did you know vitamin D supplements are made from lanolin? When it's exposed to UV light it, becomes vitamin D.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on April 14, 2016, 06:24:53 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3538266/I-wouldn-t-drink-thing-Earth-Watch-live-Dailymail-com-tries-future-food-replacement-drink-Soylent.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3538266/I-wouldn-t-drink-thing-Earth-Watch-live-Dailymail-com-tries-future-food-replacement-drink-Soylent.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on April 27, 2016, 01:26:16 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3559475/Toad-ally-disgusting-Jaw-dropping-moment-man-downs-jar-water-live-fish-tadpoles-FROGS-swimming-inside.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3559475/Toad-ally-disgusting-Jaw-dropping-moment-man-downs-jar-water-live-fish-tadpoles-FROGS-swimming-inside.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on April 27, 2016, 11:22:19 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3538266/I-wouldn-t-drink-thing-Earth-Watch-live-Dailymail-com-tries-future-food-replacement-drink-Soylent.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3538266/I-wouldn-t-drink-thing-Earth-Watch-live-Dailymail-com-tries-future-food-replacement-drink-Soylent.html)
Years ago I used to make soy stuff and soy milk has got to be the most disgusting crap ever. I am not sure I would bother if I was starving.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: goodsamaritan on April 28, 2016, 12:22:00 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3559475/Toad-ally-disgusting-Jaw-dropping-moment-man-downs-jar-water-live-fish-tadpoles-FROGS-swimming-inside.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3559475/Toad-ally-disgusting-Jaw-dropping-moment-man-downs-jar-water-live-fish-tadpoles-FROGS-swimming-inside.html)

Is that even safe?
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on April 29, 2016, 06:04:55 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3563994/Waitresses-wanted-minimal-experience-nice-breasts-Spanish-boss-investigated-asking-women-interview-underwear-offering-bonuses-sex.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3563994/Waitresses-wanted-minimal-experience-nice-breasts-Spanish-boss-investigated-asking-women-interview-underwear-offering-bonuses-sex.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on April 29, 2016, 11:11:58 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3563994/Waitresses-wanted-minimal-experience-nice-breasts-Spanish-boss-investigated-asking-women-interview-underwear-offering-bonuses-sex.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3563994/Waitresses-wanted-minimal-experience-nice-breasts-Spanish-boss-investigated-asking-women-interview-underwear-offering-bonuses-sex.html)
So what's the dif? Just honesty in advertising.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: goodsamaritan on April 29, 2016, 04:38:24 pm
So what's the dif? Just honesty in advertising.

Paying for sex is now illegal.

Wives are the most expensive then.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on May 04, 2016, 03:47:43 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3571772/Stomach-churning-video-shows-man-eat-1-000-LIVE-earthworms-washing-mouthful-beer.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3571772/Stomach-churning-video-shows-man-eat-1-000-LIVE-earthworms-washing-mouthful-beer.html)

Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on May 04, 2016, 06:53:54 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2253888/Man-dies-eating-28-raw-eggs-bet.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2253888/Man-dies-eating-28-raw-eggs-bet.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: sabertooth on May 05, 2016, 12:20:51 pm
How to eat a watermelon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-eitsutpOc (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-eitsutpOc)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on May 07, 2016, 02:10:57 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3577389/China-bans-erotic-bananas-Live-video-websites-told-not-allow-suggestive-fruit-eating-hosts-wear-stockings-suspenders.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3577389/China-bans-erotic-bananas-Live-video-websites-told-not-allow-suggestive-fruit-eating-hosts-wear-stockings-suspenders.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on May 14, 2016, 08:30:10 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3589135/Sainsburys-apologises-canteen-artist-volunteer-advert.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3589135/Sainsburys-apologises-canteen-artist-volunteer-advert.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on May 15, 2016, 02:48:57 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3585703/Gin-s-just-tonic-skin-vodka-work-wonders-tootsies-tequila-good-body-scrub.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3585703/Gin-s-just-tonic-skin-vodka-work-wonders-tootsies-tequila-good-body-scrub.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: sabertooth on May 18, 2016, 09:41:56 am
If Meat Eaters Acted Like Vegans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0O_VYcsIk8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0O_VYcsIk8)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: goodsamaritan on May 18, 2016, 12:41:18 pm
If Meat Eaters Acted Like Vegans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0O_VYcsIk8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0O_VYcsIk8)


Too funny!
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on May 31, 2016, 03:53:04 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3207566/Creepy-cloaked-figure-dropping-RAW-MEAT-playgrounds-sparks-fear-residents-North-Carolina-community.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3207566/Creepy-cloaked-figure-dropping-RAW-MEAT-playgrounds-sparks-fear-residents-North-Carolina-community.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on May 31, 2016, 03:57:08 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2859491/Lingerie-clad-woman-makes-music-meat-rhythmically-slapping-raw-beef-fish-against-bare-body-parts.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2859491/Lingerie-clad-woman-makes-music-meat-rhythmically-slapping-raw-beef-fish-against-bare-body-parts.html)

The association between raw animal food and better  sex has already been around for a long time as regards the raw oysters claims(which are indeed, true). The more they focus on this healthy theme, the less we will get stupid links between raw animal food consumption and cannibalism and the like.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on June 01, 2016, 05:39:50 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3617408/Sausage-wielding-extremists-attack-vegan-cafe-throwing-meat-diners-food-prompting-huge-street-brawl-Tbilisi.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3617408/Sausage-wielding-extremists-attack-vegan-cafe-throwing-meat-diners-food-prompting-huge-street-brawl-Tbilisi.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on June 10, 2016, 04:38:56 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3633264/Be-nice-animals-ll-kill-Knife-wielding-vegan-bodybuilder-makes-extraordinary-threats-against-meat-eaters-series-bloodthirsty-online-rants.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3633264/Be-nice-animals-ll-kill-Knife-wielding-vegan-bodybuilder-makes-extraordinary-threats-against-meat-eaters-series-bloodthirsty-online-rants.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on June 14, 2016, 03:41:54 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3639356/Gruesome-video-shows-moment-twisted-prankster-bites-head-live-FROG-fish-market-sucking-entrails.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3639356/Gruesome-video-shows-moment-twisted-prankster-bites-head-live-FROG-fish-market-sucking-entrails.html)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whwypkJMl98 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whwypkJMl98)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eating_live_animals (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eating_live_animals)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: sabertooth on June 20, 2016, 04:01:18 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbM6WbUw7Bs (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbM6WbUw7Bs)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: goodsamaritan on June 20, 2016, 08:10:44 am
From the GMO and Vaccines lobby https://www.facebook.com/welovegv/ (https://www.facebook.com/welovegv/)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on June 21, 2016, 03:14:03 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/peoplesdaily/article-3650344/Daughters-friends-partners-bizarre-relationship-men-human-size-plastic-dolls-China.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/peoplesdaily/article-3650344/Daughters-friends-partners-bizarre-relationship-men-human-size-plastic-dolls-China.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on June 23, 2016, 01:36:33 pm
More craziness from the EU:-

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3655533/Now-EU-wants-rights-robots-Machines-allowed-trade-money-claim-copyright-force-owners-pay-pension-new-proposals.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3655533/Now-EU-wants-rights-robots-Machines-allowed-trade-money-claim-copyright-force-owners-pay-pension-new-proposals.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: Brad462 on July 02, 2016, 07:11:06 pm
Got to love liberals!!!   ;D

http://www.friatider.se/do-not-molest-me-swedish-police-giving-out-bracelets-girls-wake-immigrant-attacks (http://www.friatider.se/do-not-molest-me-swedish-police-giving-out-bracelets-girls-wake-immigrant-attacks)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: Brad462 on July 03, 2016, 03:18:02 am
Eckhart Tolle Laughter Breaks Through the Ego
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyUG5KnutTo (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyUG5KnutTo)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on July 05, 2016, 11:23:56 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3675154/Left-wing-German-politician-raped-migrants-admits-LIED-police-attackers-nationality-did-not-want-encourage-racism.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3675154/Left-wing-German-politician-raped-migrants-admits-LIED-police-attackers-nationality-did-not-want-encourage-racism.html)

http://www.wnd.com/2008/11/56494/# (http://www.wnd.com/2008/11/56494/#)!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oikophobia (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oikophobia)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: cherimoya_kid on July 06, 2016, 08:10:48 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3675154/Left-wing-German-politician-raped-migrants-admits-LIED-police-attackers-nationality-did-not-want-encourage-racism.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3675154/Left-wing-German-politician-raped-migrants-admits-LIED-police-attackers-nationality-did-not-want-encourage-racism.html)

http://www.wnd.com/2008/11/56494/# (http://www.wnd.com/2008/11/56494/#)!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oikophobia (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oikophobia)

Wow. Yeah, I get it, you hate other people.

To all of you who hate the world and want to see the system destroyed--I understand that you are frustrated by your failures to make meaningful, long-lasting relationships with the opposite sex. That doesn't mean all of us here have failed to do so. Please respect that some of us wouldn't mind seeing  a smooth, pleasant outcome for the human race.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on July 06, 2016, 01:03:48 pm
You are being childish  as usual in your false assumptions. None of us anti-Liberals hate the entire world. We do dislike an unnatural Liberal political system that supposedly preaches Love but, in actual fact,   practises Hate(and self-hatred of a sort for some), but that is really only  a very tiny aspect of the entire world, merely a current blot in world history. And, of course, we would like a more pleasant outcome for the human race than a Liberal system where people, such as that German(well, migrant) politician I mentioned,  are compelled to deny reality(and lie to the police in order to avoid correctly  laying the blame on the migrant community).But that is all by the by. Given this thread's intention, one should not really comment on other's humour. It would be better  for you to follow the spirit of the thread and  post a cartoon or article mocking current anti-Liberal actions. And I should perhaps have stuck to posting the first link, not the 2nd or 3rd.

Sorry, in a moment of weakness,  I just couldn't resist  adding a forethought since CK, with his absurd armchair psychology, previously tried to equate being Liberal with being a heterosexual womaniser(!), but I should point out the obvious that if one is a Liberal, one is far more likely to be either homosexual or a paedophile or belong to some other "unusual" sexuality:-
http://eaglerising.com/33220/liberals-and-their-allies-push-to-normalize-pedophilia/ (http://eaglerising.com/33220/liberals-and-their-allies-push-to-normalize-pedophilia/)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3458702/Necrophilia-incest-legal-says-Swedish-Liberal-party-youth-wing-accused-laughable-nitwits-party-senior.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3458702/Necrophilia-incest-legal-says-Swedish-Liberal-party-youth-wing-accused-laughable-nitwits-party-senior.html)

http://www.conservapedia.com/Liberalism_and_bestiality (http://www.conservapedia.com/Liberalism_and_bestiality)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on July 06, 2016, 01:24:00 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3669761/Now-s-protein-hit-Stomach-churning-moment-daring-diner-slurps-20-RAW-EGGS-win-free-meals-Chinese-restaurant.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3669761/Now-s-protein-hit-Stomach-churning-moment-daring-diner-slurps-20-RAW-EGGS-win-free-meals-Chinese-restaurant.html)

It's funny, there seems to be a popular new  media theme of showing humans eating various raw animal foods, often live animals, with the intent to shock people. But I think it actually helps make our diet in the end seem more socially acceptable. After all, the people see that, despite the hysteria over salmonella etc., and the media-driven implication that humans die soon after eating any raw animal food,  the guy is actually fine after eating the stuff.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on July 06, 2016, 04:00:33 pm
(https://s3.amazonaws.com/lowres.cartoonstock.com/food-drink-cannibal-sushi-gourmet-gourmets-cannibalists-jprn52_low.jpg)

(http://lowres.jantoo.com/food-drink-junk_food-fast_food_restaurant-junk_food_restaurant-bill-fast_food-73931545_low.jpg)


(https://s3.amazonaws.com/lowres.cartoonstock.com/animals-lion-lion_s-waiters-dogs-waiter-cgan322_low.jpg)

(https://lightninghealth.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/diabetes-22520cartoon2520homo2520diabetes1.jpg)

(https://s3.amazonaws.com/lowres.cartoonstock.com/food-drink-shark-shark_attack-diet-dieter-dieting-nfkn982_low.jpg)

(http://lowres.jantoo.com/food-drink-barbaque-barbeques-aprons-chef-bbq-08132034_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: JeuneKoq on July 07, 2016, 03:39:01 am
It would be better  for you to follow the spirit of the thread and  post a cartoon or article mocking current anti-Liberal actions.
Oh, come on, man. You knew very well this kind of article, which isn't even intended to be humorous (except maybe the second one), would lead to debate. Let's not hide behind the "but it's the humour thread, so let's not discuss this article seriously" when it suits us.

Anyways, who's up for this challenge :)? (you have my authorization to discuss this post in a serious manner if you wish ;) )

http://www.vice.com/read/our-interview-with-a-guy-who-didnt-masturbate-for-100-days-722 (http://www.vice.com/read/our-interview-with-a-guy-who-didnt-masturbate-for-100-days-722)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on July 07, 2016, 02:31:03 pm
Well, the article was funny for some people, given  similiar recent themes in the media. The world seems to get weirder every day. Amusing article, that.. 100 days? When I think of all those ancient monks who managed to avoid such activity for decades, and now it seems that a mere 100 days of avoidance  is considered an ordeal.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on July 07, 2016, 02:34:23 pm
(http://paleoworks.co.uk/files/Food%20Labels%20Cartoon.jpg)

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-R2y3AKYrX-Y/VoA9xFczgXI/AAAAAAAACYc/xVGTuZBXLMk/s1600/Screen%2BShot%2B2015-12-27%2Bat%2B11.43.44%2BAM.png)

(https://s3.amazonaws.com/lowres.cartoonstock.com/animals-deer-venison-raw_food-raw_meat-diet-lfin318_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on July 07, 2016, 09:00:27 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3678470/Alex-Lambert-30-fired-new-job-Littleover-Lodge-Hotel-Derby-boasting-personal-favourite-serve-animal-products-vegans-without-knowledge.html#comments (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3678470/Alex-Lambert-30-fired-new-job-Littleover-Lodge-Hotel-Derby-boasting-personal-favourite-serve-animal-products-vegans-without-knowledge.html#comments)

A woman I know used to work in restaurants and said it made her want to avoid them for the rest of her life. Apparently, it was common for restaurant staff to adulterate the food with all sorts of dodgy stuff if they did not happen to like the customers.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: JeuneKoq on July 08, 2016, 04:40:20 am
Amusing article, that.. 100 days? When I think of all those ancient monks who managed to avoid such activity for decades, and now it seems that a mere 100 days of avoidance  is considered an ordeal.
Interesting thing is they might've been able to do so thanks to beer, which contains both alcohol, which lowers testosterone and increases oestrogen, and hops, a powerful phytoestrogen. Monks also used a variety of medicinal plants which lowered their libido and testosterone.

On the other hand, not cumming for seven days increases testosterone levels by 45%. After that, the levels go back down to baseline.

http://stopdrinkingalcohol.com/beer-hops-estrogen/ (http://stopdrinkingalcohol.com/beer-hops-estrogen/)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on July 08, 2016, 06:37:01 am
(https://s3.amazonaws.com/lowres.cartoonstock.com/families-raw_meat-tough_love-child_rearing-parenting_styles-parents-kscn3934_low.jpg)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on July 08, 2016, 06:40:54 am
(http://naturalnews.com/Cartoons/Rawesome-Foods_600.jpg)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on July 11, 2016, 01:39:47 am
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/10/10/1412961876625_Image_galleryImage_A_woman_eating_raw_meat_s.JPG)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on July 11, 2016, 01:41:40 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4A62YsgIXZo (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4A62YsgIXZo)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: Brad462 on July 11, 2016, 04:04:46 am


Anyways, who's up for this challenge :)? (you have my authorization to discuss this post in a serious manner if you wish ;) )

http://www.vice.com/read/our-interview-with-a-guy-who-didnt-masturbate-for-100-days-722 (http://www.vice.com/read/our-interview-with-a-guy-who-didnt-masturbate-for-100-days-722)
I'm in :)     4 days so far so good...  What do I win if I abstain for 100 days?
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on July 13, 2016, 10:09:23 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3687997/Japan-s-naked-restaurant-backtracks-rules-banning-60-overweight-diners-following-backlash.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3687997/Japan-s-naked-restaurant-backtracks-rules-banning-60-overweight-diners-following-backlash.html)

There seems to be a new theme of nudist restaurants coming on all over the world. In a way, it is a form of palaeolithic-era reenactment. Somehow I seriously doubt that cavemen/cavewomen went around wearing furs like in the foolish hollywood movies. I am certain they went nude most of the time.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: eveheart on July 14, 2016, 12:36:59 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3687997/Japan-s-naked-restaurant-backtracks-rules-banning-60-overweight-diners-following-backlash.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3687997/Japan-s-naked-restaurant-backtracks-rules-banning-60-overweight-diners-following-backlash.html)

Japan is reputedly like that. I hear that they even counsel you at work and put you on a mandatory fitness program if you are not in tip-top shape.

I've eaten at clothing-optional restaurants in California, where the attitude towards body is different. Here, you're lauded if you are older, fatter, and flabbier but don't give a shit.

The Asian/Pacific attitude can be experienced here in Korean and Japanese bath houses, where they are oh-so polite to your face while at the same time whispering horror stories to their children about not eating American food or "you'll end up shamefully fat like that."
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: sabertooth on July 18, 2016, 01:40:15 am
The Honey badger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRGYKs6akss (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRGYKs6akss)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on July 22, 2016, 01:38:33 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3698754/Indonesian-toilet-cafe-serves-stomach-churning-food.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3698754/Indonesian-toilet-cafe-serves-stomach-churning-food.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: goodsamaritan on July 22, 2016, 03:19:12 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3698754/Indonesian-toilet-cafe-serves-stomach-churning-food.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3698754/Indonesian-toilet-cafe-serves-stomach-churning-food.html)

Definitely not  my cup of tea.  But hey, it's business.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: Brad462 on July 22, 2016, 06:25:21 pm
(http://www.wnd.com/files/2015/10/crazy-hillary.jpg)

This might give you a scare more than it will make you laugh! -v

Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on July 26, 2016, 07:12:53 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3708407/Who-EARTH-thought-good-idea-Viewers-left-shocked-frontal-nudity-racy-new-Channel-4-dating-sees-contestants-baring-bid-love.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3708407/Who-EARTH-thought-good-idea-Viewers-left-shocked-frontal-nudity-racy-new-Channel-4-dating-sees-contestants-baring-bid-love.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: goodsamaritan on July 27, 2016, 08:42:01 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3708407/Who-EARTH-thought-good-idea-Viewers-left-shocked-frontal-nudity-racy-new-Channel-4-dating-sees-contestants-baring-bid-love.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3708407/Who-EARTH-thought-good-idea-Viewers-left-shocked-frontal-nudity-racy-new-Channel-4-dating-sees-contestants-baring-bid-love.html)

I think our species has been domesticated / civilized or hybridized for far too long.

Worse, we were engineered / created.

Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on July 28, 2016, 07:23:42 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3711501/Foreign-athletes-literally-swimming-human-crap-Rio-s-waters-infection-nightmare-Brazilian-doctor-warns.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3711501/Foreign-athletes-literally-swimming-human-crap-Rio-s-waters-infection-nightmare-Brazilian-doctor-warns.html)


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3709292/Ceilings-falling-exposed-wires-buckets-catch-water-leaks-Inside-unlivable-athlete-accommodation-Rio-s-Olympic-village-bad-Australian-team-refused-in.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3709292/Ceilings-falling-exposed-wires-buckets-catch-water-leaks-Inside-unlivable-athlete-accommodation-Rio-s-Olympic-village-bad-Australian-team-refused-in.html)

I visited Rio once in c.1995. Thank God I didn't swim there!    ;) :o ??? ;D

A wit in the comments section of the 1st article parodies a Barry Manilow song about Rio's beaches:-

Quote
"Her name was Lola , she was a swimmer, with brown bits in her hair and vomit down to there. she would retch and do the ga ga all the while she tried to be a star. they worked from 8 til 4 to revive her at the copa co copacabana "
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: Brad462 on July 28, 2016, 02:35:59 pm
(http://media2.intoday.in/indiatoday/images/stories/clinton_647_072216043815.jpg)Someone please donate to my bank account so I can buy this t-shirt.

Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: goodsamaritan on July 28, 2016, 05:42:41 pm
(http://media2.intoday.in/indiatoday/images/stories/clinton_647_072216043815.jpg)
Someone please donate to my bank account so I can buy this t-shirt.

I found out that her daughter Chelsea is not Bill's daughter.
INSANE!
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: Brad462 on July 28, 2016, 05:45:57 pm
^^^ Really?  Somehow that doesn't surprise me.  Adultery isn't a big deal to Americans though...Idiots are still too busy talking about Trumps hair.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on August 16, 2016, 08:47:46 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/video/video-1310952/How-make-delicious-raw-meat-pretzel-yes-really-Vandal-New-York.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/video/video-1310952/How-make-delicious-raw-meat-pretzel-yes-really-Vandal-New-York.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on August 20, 2016, 03:14:15 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3749186/Did-know-Sweden-highest-RAPE-rate-worldwide-Turkish-airport-puts-shocking-billboard-Stockholm-blasted-Ankara-legalising-sex-children.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3749186/Did-know-Sweden-highest-RAPE-rate-worldwide-Turkish-airport-puts-shocking-billboard-Stockholm-blasted-Ankara-legalising-sex-children.html)  ;D

The additional irony  being that Muslim migrants contribute very heavily to Sweden's rape-crime-statistics.  ;D

Well, I  knew that the Left have wanted to legalise paedophilia for some time now, but even the Right can be flawed in this regard. Hmm, I forgot about the Spartans of antiquity.....   ;D :o -[
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: eveheart on August 20, 2016, 04:11:03 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3749186/Did-know-Sweden-highest-RAPE-rate-worldwide-Turkish-airport-puts-shocking-billboard-Stockholm-blasted-Ankara-legalising-sex-children.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3749186/Did-know-Sweden-highest-RAPE-rate-worldwide-Turkish-airport-puts-shocking-billboard-Stockholm-blasted-Ankara-legalising-sex-children.html) 

How is this humorous? Sexual violence is a crime, not a comedy. It happens even in "polite" society. Pointing a finger at others' iniquity is an attempt to deny one's own culpability, and it's not funny, either.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on August 20, 2016, 04:20:30 am
How is this humorous? Sexual violence is a crime, not a comedy. It happens even in "polite" society. Pointing a finger at others' iniquity is an attempt to deny one's own culpability, and it's not funny, either.
Hypocrisy and lack of irony  are generally viewed as very  funny.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: Brad462 on August 20, 2016, 04:26:36 am
How is this humorous? Sexual violence is a crime, not a comedy. It happens even in "polite" society. Pointing a finger at others' iniquity is an attempt to deny one's own culpability, and it's not funny, either.
Self-righteousness isn't funny either and you got that in spades...
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: Brad462 on August 20, 2016, 11:49:07 am
(http://www.relatably.com/m/img/self-deprecating-memes/5bdf00ae0332ab51dc566dce7b47a92ec8d575a0d56af85731f05de3595c84cb.jpg)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on August 20, 2016, 04:01:01 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3749579/Courteney-Cox-eats-rotting-sheep-carcass-Running-Wild-Bear-Grylls.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3749579/Courteney-Cox-eats-rotting-sheep-carcass-Running-Wild-Bear-Grylls.html)

Well, at least it boosts  raw-animal-food-consumption in the media. Negative publicity may not be as good, but every little helps. And, this time, it involved rotting meat, not just fresh, raw meat.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on August 24, 2016, 06:34:41 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3754472/Amazon-customers-unleash-products-hilarious-reviews-mock-earnest.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3754472/Amazon-customers-unleash-products-hilarious-reviews-mock-earnest.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: eveheart on September 01, 2016, 02:04:58 am
UFO caught on tape!!!!!
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on September 02, 2016, 09:19:41 pm
http://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article8749824.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/PAY-CEN_FishBacteria_02.jpg (http://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article8749824.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/PAY-CEN_FishBacteria_02.jpg)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: sabertooth on September 04, 2016, 12:32:43 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFe9wiDfb0E (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFe9wiDfb0E)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: sabertooth on September 05, 2016, 05:32:14 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTewb4pgr7g (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTewb4pgr7g)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: dariorpl on September 05, 2016, 05:43:12 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFe9wiDfb0E (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFe9wiDfb0E)

Very true. Copyright and patents are chaotic and uncivilized. Nothing wrong with pay or watch ads models though.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: dariorpl on September 05, 2016, 05:44:05 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTewb4pgr7g (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTewb4pgr7g)

Somebody needs to bring a knife and get dinner started already.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on September 14, 2016, 05:46:38 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-3787298/People-share-bizarre-revolting-things-ve-eaten.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-3787298/People-share-bizarre-revolting-things-ve-eaten.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on September 18, 2016, 04:27:33 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3794074/Sinkhole-Florida-fertilizer-plant-leaks-200-million-gallons-radioactive-water.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3794074/Sinkhole-Florida-fertilizer-plant-leaks-200-million-gallons-radioactive-water.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: sabertooth on September 19, 2016, 10:38:04 am
So at first I asked myself "what the hell does radioactive water have to do with fertilizer production??? Apparently the mined minerals they use to make conventional fertilizer contain uranium ore, which needs to be disposed of.
Title: superfoods
Post by: svrn on September 22, 2016, 01:18:50 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9H9WKJ1dIAE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9H9WKJ1dIAE)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: goodsamaritan on September 23, 2016, 07:41:10 am
This is too funny.  Watch the entire thing, even the ads, watch until the end.

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton

https://youtu.be/xrkPe-9rM1Q
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: svrn on September 23, 2016, 07:33:40 pm
she makes me actually sick.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: goodsamaritan on September 24, 2016, 12:45:22 am
The Jacob and Rachel biblical love story animated and rearranged for laughs!

https://youtu.be/6P6SmD6yBF0?t=5m10s

she makes me actually sick.

How about Obama the Manchurian president? 
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: svrn on September 24, 2016, 04:01:55 am
obama and trump all the rest of them make me sick too, but there's something about Hillary that is worse than all of them.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on September 25, 2016, 12:25:40 am
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Ig_Nobel_Prize_winners
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on September 25, 2016, 03:03:11 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHPfgsTVTjA&feature=youtu.be (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHPfgsTVTjA&feature=youtu.be)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on September 25, 2016, 04:10:27 am
hmmm
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on September 25, 2016, 10:24:36 am
Bilary

Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on September 25, 2016, 10:25:12 am
oboy
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on September 25, 2016, 12:05:08 pm
What worries me is the sheer number of US Presidents who have had terrible, incapacitating illnesses and yet managed to deceive the voters that they were electable. Woodrow Wilson,  the 2 Roosevelts etc. etc.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: Eric on September 26, 2016, 05:56:09 am
As an American, I want to say that there's absolutely nothing funny about this fall's election. Except all of it. LOL.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: sabertooth on September 26, 2016, 09:01:39 am
Its all part of a sinister ploy to make the rest of the world think we've gone total nuts, and its all going acording to plan...mewhahaa
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on September 27, 2016, 12:21:56 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3807611/Father-two-Ross-Watson-eats-wife-s-PLACENTA.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3807611/Father-two-Ross-Watson-eats-wife-s-PLACENTA.html)

This guy ate both raw and cooked placenta! And I had thought that I had, mostly, broken every society-imposed limit, such as eating live animals(well, OK, just  live-ish oysters and mussels), eating raw aged meats, raw pigs'  brains etc.  I did try once some raw, aged  stag testicles but could not handle it. I also imagine I would vomit if I had to eat raw intestines(well, cooked intestines, an Austrian dish, did have that effect on me).
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on September 27, 2016, 12:36:06 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3807626/Vegan-protesters-BRANDED-red-hot-irons-extreme-demonstration-demanding-end-meat-industry-France.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3807626/Vegan-protesters-BRANDED-red-hot-irons-extreme-demonstration-demanding-end-meat-industry-France.html)

One of the main draws of the raw vegan diet is to do it because one cares for animals.If only we had a similiar cause to make our diet grow. Somehow, though,  preaching about the terrible harm done to human society and domesticated animals  as a result of  cooking, does not have the same cachet.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: goodsamaritan on September 27, 2016, 01:08:36 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3807611/Father-two-Ross-Watson-eats-wife-s-PLACENTA.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3807611/Father-two-Ross-Watson-eats-wife-s-PLACENTA.html)

This guy ate both raw and cooked placenta! And I had thought that I had, mostly, broken every society-imposed limit, such as eating live animals(well, OK, just  live-ish oysters and mussels), eating raw aged meats, raw pigs'  brains etc.  I did try once some raw, aged  stag testicles but could not handle it. I also imagine I would vomit if I had to eat raw intestines(well, cooked intestines, an Austrian dish, did have that effect on me).

Lots of people do this.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on September 29, 2016, 05:24:16 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3811275/Everyone-vice-Indian-farmer-allows-cobras-bite-tongue-inject-poison-gets-HIGH.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3811275/Everyone-vice-Indian-farmer-allows-cobras-bite-tongue-inject-poison-gets-HIGH.html)

It pleases me that there are people out there who are even more extreme than me as regards ingesting things!!!
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on October 25, 2016, 12:02:36 am
Yet more raw food crazes!:-


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3866406/They-yummy-Stomach-churning-footage-shows-daredevil-Chinese-man-eating-LIVE-LEECHES-wriggle-chopsticks.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3866406/They-yummy-Stomach-churning-footage-shows-daredevil-Chinese-man-eating-LIVE-LEECHES-wriggle-chopsticks.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: sabertooth on October 30, 2016, 06:59:07 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eynacHQPkb0 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eynacHQPkb0)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on November 02, 2016, 06:38:05 pm
A new form of palaeolithic reenactment:-

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3896642/Student-artist-uses-MENSTRUAL-BLOOD-recreate-ancient-female-cave-paintings.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3896642/Student-artist-uses-MENSTRUAL-BLOOD-recreate-ancient-female-cave-paintings.html)

I never realised that cavewomen in palaeo times used their menstrual blood to create their paintings!
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on November 15, 2016, 07:15:17 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3935700/Well-did-ask-raw-British-tourists-horrified-live-shrimp-JUMP-seafood-salad-Cambodia.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3935700/Well-did-ask-raw-British-tourists-horrified-live-shrimp-JUMP-seafood-salad-Cambodia.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: Brad462 on November 16, 2016, 08:26:41 pm
Liberal Tears and Rants After TRUMP Win Compilation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiX-pPQMgXc (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiX-pPQMgXc)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on November 17, 2016, 09:32:34 pm
The new mainstream so-called "superfoods":-

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3938474/Nutritionists-reveal-weirdest-health-trends-2017.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3938474/Nutritionists-reveal-weirdest-health-trends-2017.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on November 18, 2016, 05:43:02 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3946468/A-sausage-lover-s-worst-nightmare-Woman-horrified-discover-genital-shaped-meat-meal-calls-forensic-test-human.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3946468/A-sausage-lover-s-worst-nightmare-Woman-horrified-discover-genital-shaped-meat-meal-calls-forensic-test-human.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: sabertooth on November 19, 2016, 09:08:10 am
http://wafflesatnoon.com/to-all-you-hunters-newspaper-clipping/ (http://wafflesatnoon.com/to-all-you-hunters-newspaper-clipping/)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on November 20, 2016, 04:40:32 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3953340/Make-artist-Georgina-Condon-drinks-blood-medical-reasons-avoids-sunlight.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3953340/Make-artist-Georgina-Condon-drinks-blood-medical-reasons-avoids-sunlight.html)

Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on November 21, 2016, 02:04:14 pm
Liberal Tears and Rants After TRUMP Win Compilation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiX-pPQMgXc (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiX-pPQMgXc)
That's wierd
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: eveheart on November 21, 2016, 02:38:07 pm
That's wierd

I think there have always been emotionally-unstable people who get "triggered" by elections. I had a schizophrenic cousin who committed suicide when Jimmy Carter won the election in 1976; my cousin's suicide note explained in detail why he didn't want to live in a world ruled by Carter. Back then, mental illness wasn't on social media, but it did exist. Of course, there are mentally-well people who don't agree with Trump, but every election in the U.S. has approx 1/2 the voters with disagreement on their mind.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on November 22, 2016, 08:56:47 am
Eveheart, I was at a gathering here in Canada and listened to a bunch of PPL claiming they were going to move here if Hilary didn't win. Haven't seen them yet. Maybe our winters scared them off.

Astrologically Trump is entering a period of wisdom in his life, so I think we can all relax from the rhetoric of the doomsayers.

However I get what you're saying. YT is available to anyone with a camera.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on November 22, 2016, 09:03:18 am
Actually 241 M eligible to vote and 129 M actual 2012. Apparently this time it skyrocketed about 5%. Canada is around 68.3%

Here is a quote from PEW research
" U.S. turnout in the 2012 presidential election was 53.6%, based on 129.1 million votes cast and an estimated voting-age population of just under 241 million people. Looking at the most recent national elections in OECD countries, the highest turnout rates were in Belgium (87.2%), Turkey (84.3%) and Sweden (82.6%)."
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on November 28, 2016, 07:02:01 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3977086/What-kind-sicko-came-Outraged-fans-blast-m-Celebrity-bosses-cruel-animals-latest-Bushtucker-Trial.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3977086/What-kind-sicko-came-Outraged-fans-blast-m-Celebrity-bosses-cruel-animals-latest-Bushtucker-Trial.html)

This theme of eating live animals, or at least putting them into one's mouth is now a really big theme in the media, worldwide, it seems. What we need is someone like Sabertooth  as a contestant in one of these shows. I am sure he wouldn't mind eating  live cockroaches etc., and gloating while the other contestants would practically faint  at being ordered to eat various live vermin.   I recall one incident where a natural history museum  staged a "traditional food of hunter-gatherers"-themed night  - the only genuine HG food they showed was some cooked grasshoppers, and people were deeply impressed as I was the only one of the crowd who not only dared to eat the small morsel offered me but proceeeded to eat a lot more as well.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: sabertooth on November 28, 2016, 11:13:47 pm
I will on occasion eat live maggots from my compost carcasses
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on November 28, 2016, 11:51:06 pm
I will on occasion eat live maggots from my compost carcasses
The more we see that sort of thing in the media, the more acceptable people will find the idea of eating fresh, raw meats.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on December 14, 2016, 04:15:32 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4028860/An-army-marches-stomach-Meals-fuelled-British-soldiers-victory-WWI-included-egg-chips-toad-hole-gruel-calves-foot-jelly-beef-tea-onion-porridge.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4028860/An-army-marches-stomach-Meals-fuelled-British-soldiers-victory-WWI-included-egg-chips-toad-hole-gruel-calves-foot-jelly-beef-tea-onion-porridge.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on December 25, 2016, 11:51:31 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4064904/Kinder-surprise-Cruel-prankster-fills-chocolate-egg-raw-yolk-feeds-unsuspecting-friend.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4064904/Kinder-surprise-Cruel-prankster-fills-chocolate-egg-raw-yolk-feeds-unsuspecting-friend.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on December 29, 2016, 02:33:59 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-4070676/How-EAT-way-success-Millionaire-businessman-Tim-Ferriss-reveals-diets-world-s-rich-powerful.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-4070676/How-EAT-way-success-Millionaire-businessman-Tim-Ferriss-reveals-diets-world-s-rich-powerful.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on December 30, 2016, 08:40:28 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4075514/How-leaping-wrestling-drinking-beer-eating-dry-bread-helped-men-fit-1830s.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4075514/How-leaping-wrestling-drinking-beer-eating-dry-bread-helped-men-fit-1830s.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on December 31, 2016, 12:22:28 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4012956/Public-humiliations-Chinese-workplaces-live-worms-crawling-people.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4012956/Public-humiliations-Chinese-workplaces-live-worms-crawling-people.html)

I wouldn't mind eating live worms as a punishment......
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on December 31, 2016, 12:28:13 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4074434/The-REAL-naked-chef-Amateur-cook-online-sensation-racy-video-whipping-dish-apron-goes-viral.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4074434/The-REAL-naked-chef-Amateur-cook-online-sensation-racy-video-whipping-dish-apron-goes-viral.html)

Not saying that RPD-diet promoters on youtube etc. have to copy her, but she does have a good sense of  propaganda!
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: goodsamaritan on December 31, 2016, 01:26:49 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4074434/The-REAL-naked-chef-Amateur-cook-online-sensation-racy-video-whipping-dish-apron-goes-viral.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4074434/The-REAL-naked-chef-Amateur-cook-online-sensation-racy-video-whipping-dish-apron-goes-viral.html)

Not saying that RPD-diet promoters on youtube etc. have to copy her, but she does have a good sense of  propaganda!

Cool.

I searched naked chef on youtube and quite a lot of people use this gimmick.

Maybe some raw paleo dieters will try this gimmick too.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on January 01, 2017, 03:13:59 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4078242/Sulking-husband-went-20-YEARS-without-speaking-wife.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4078242/Sulking-husband-went-20-YEARS-without-speaking-wife.html)

I had an uncle who was a bit like that, only the silences would last just  a couple of weeks or so....
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on January 04, 2017, 07:37:27 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4084850/Try-sand-wich-Sprightly-Indian-woman-78-says-eating-SAND-key-good-health-reveals-nibbles-house-runs-out.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4084850/Try-sand-wich-Sprightly-Indian-woman-78-says-eating-SAND-key-good-health-reveals-nibbles-house-runs-out.html)

Not necessarily crazy, though, since clay   is famed for detoxing abilities, but sand...?
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on January 04, 2017, 12:42:12 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4084850/Try-sand-wich-Sprightly-Indian-woman-78-says-eating-SAND-key-good-health-reveals-nibbles-house-runs-out.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4084850/Try-sand-wich-Sprightly-Indian-woman-78-says-eating-SAND-key-good-health-reveals-nibbles-house-runs-out.html)

Not necessarily crazy, though, since clay   is famed for detoxing abilities, but sand...?
Maybe I'll try it. True grit.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on January 06, 2017, 04:57:36 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh9giaTKbv4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh9giaTKbv4)

The vulgarity of reality tv....
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on January 09, 2017, 08:10:35 pm
More palaeo reenactment-...


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4101462/He-bare-ly-make-Brave-climber-ascends-terrifying-cliff-completely-NAKED.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4101462/He-bare-ly-make-Brave-climber-ascends-terrifying-cliff-completely-NAKED.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on January 11, 2017, 05:48:18 am
More palaeo reenactment-...


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4101462/He-bare-ly-make-Brave-climber-ascends-terrifying-cliff-completely-NAKED.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4101462/He-bare-ly-make-Brave-climber-ascends-terrifying-cliff-completely-NAKED.html)
Wow no harness. Wouldn't be me that's for sure. On the few climbs I have done I had the harness.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on January 12, 2017, 07:25:51 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4112384/An-apple-day-Man-eats-entire-fruit-just-one-bite-pausing-pull-stem.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4112384/An-apple-day-Man-eats-entire-fruit-just-one-bite-pausing-pull-stem.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on January 14, 2017, 03:58:48 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4117550/Chinese-restaurant-accused-serving-human-FEET-diners-Italy-gruesome-image-rotting-flesh-posted-online-waiter.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4117550/Chinese-restaurant-accused-serving-human-FEET-diners-Italy-gruesome-image-rotting-flesh-posted-online-waiter.html)


There have been occasional scandals where Indian and Chinese restaurants used stray cats and dogs, and even rats,  for their dishes  but this is ridiculous! Admittedly, on a moral level, it  would be far worse to actually eat bear paws, as bears, unlike humans, are  endangered species.

Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on January 15, 2017, 04:11:38 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4120196/Korean-anglers-compete-annual-ice-fishing-contest-celebrate-catch-day-putting-MOUTHS.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4120196/Korean-anglers-compete-annual-ice-fishing-contest-celebrate-catch-day-putting-MOUTHS.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on January 23, 2017, 08:16:36 pm
More palaeo reenactment:-

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4147066/Personal-trainer-launches-UK-s-nude-ercise-class.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4147066/Personal-trainer-launches-UK-s-nude-ercise-class.html)

There are various fictional films depicting all cave-dwellers as supposedly always wearing furs in the Palaeolithic, like 1 Million Years B.C.. I thought it highly unlikely except in rare circumstances.  At any rate, the above makes more sense than the norm  as one does not have to wash extra gym-clothes afterwards.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: Iguana on February 04, 2017, 06:48:38 am
America First, SWITZERLAND SECOND

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqTaecx1uJQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqTaecx1uJQ)

More countries are second — and welcome Trump  ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRUWAxLbFdU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRUWAxLbFdU)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: sabertooth on February 04, 2017, 12:27:10 pm
The Europeans mock now, but will the EU take Farages dare to let him speak directly to the European people...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aveei10vEMY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aveei10vEMY)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on February 04, 2017, 08:39:37 pm
When one thinks about it, Trump had a huge chance of winning. Not only was he way taller than the opposing candidate(who had such an inferiority complex that she insisted on standing on a raised podium, unlike Trump). But also, Trump had a huge advantage in his surname re nominative determinism, in that that very name implied winning at cards:-

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nominative_determinism

Idiotically, the Loony Left started parading with signs stating:- "Love Trumps Hate" which gave Trump some nice propaganda re his winning name.

Also, and far more importantly, Trump represented a hidden silent majority, oft discriminated against, namely fat americans.

Then again, I recall the case of Obama. This was a guy who had a surname which was only 1 letter different from the first name of a well-known terrorist, whose middle name was the same as the surname of a well-known Iraqi dictator, and, most amusingly, his surname could be used negatively to describe his America, "The Obamanation"! So nothing is ever guaranteed....
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: sabertooth on February 07, 2017, 12:34:04 am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lryIpqyF4Kg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lryIpqyF4Kg)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on February 11, 2017, 09:53:39 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4213072/Does-video-braingasm.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4213072/Does-video-braingasm.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on February 13, 2017, 09:21:51 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4219192/A-splash-s-sweat-cure-BO.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4219192/A-splash-s-sweat-cure-BO.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on February 14, 2017, 04:20:02 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4029786/Beer-tailored-DNA-London-brewery-creates-perfect-pint-based-genetic-code.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4029786/Beer-tailored-DNA-London-brewery-creates-perfect-pint-based-genetic-code.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on February 15, 2017, 07:12:32 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-4222958/The-worst-jobs-world-revealed.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-4222958/The-worst-jobs-world-revealed.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on February 15, 2017, 10:52:38 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4226678/Unemployment-falls-lowest-rate-decade.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4226678/Unemployment-falls-lowest-rate-decade.html)

And yet, insane Remoaners/Liberal-Retards  routinely try to pretend that immigration is always a positive thing!
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on February 16, 2017, 01:00:56 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-4222958/The-worst-jobs-world-revealed.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-4222958/The-worst-jobs-world-revealed.html)
I knew a guy who worked occasionally i a sewage lift station and at some point he could work in there with no breathing apparatus.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on February 16, 2017, 01:31:27 am
Just before they sunk below the waves...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9EbPxTm5_s (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9EbPxTm5_s)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: LePatron7 on February 16, 2017, 07:03:35 am
I had someone say that because I eat a raw diet, I need to live in a bubble.

That the air I exhale could be filled with tapeworms, that the seats I sit on could leave parasites, and that anything I touch could cause someone to get an infection.

How insane is that? Lol
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on February 16, 2017, 02:14:00 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4228256/Man-captures-snake-field-skins-teeth.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4228256/Man-captures-snake-field-skins-teeth.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: sabertooth on February 17, 2017, 06:24:04 am
Huge developments, apparently milk is racist!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g67cCj8dxOY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g67cCj8dxOY)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgvd_M5iHg4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgvd_M5iHg4)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on February 17, 2017, 07:58:38 am
Ahh, the snowflake generation! Yes, this "milk is racist " theme has been around for a short while. I recall a racist black news anchor  who recently  tried to claim that Trump's supporters were mostly  White people at some event or other. He referred to Trump's supporters as  being "the ice-cream of America" while  Obama's supporters were likened to a rainbow! The  idiot had failed to grasp that ice-cream comes in many colours, not just white, and the rainbow comment is unfortunate given the Obamanation's dire economic performance  and the old saying about searching for  the (always-unattainable) mythical (Leprechaun's) pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, plus  rainbows happen to be   a temporary  refraction of white light and they eventually disappear. One can pursue this color-analogy ad absurdum:-  Perhaps  we Caucasians  should be forced to  stop eating black, yellow or brown food as the latter  amounts to "cultural misappropriation" and so on!

Hmm, this  milk-analogy/ and, by extension, the idea that animal-food-consumption is evil  is interesting. Vegetarianism/veganism/anti-vivisectionism  has been closely associated with Socialist ideology of various kinds(from the 19th century to the Nazis to the modern Green movement).Hmm, given the recent studies showing that even plants can feel pain, perhaps the Hard Left could be persuaded to eventually become Breatharians and"live off light"...
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on February 17, 2017, 09:02:23 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4228534/Extreme-dangerous-diets-Hollywood-tapeworm-raw-eggs.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4228534/Extreme-dangerous-diets-Hollywood-tapeworm-raw-eggs.html)

Hmm, Marilyn Monroe seems to have eaten raw eggs, hardly "weird"....

Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on February 20, 2017, 08:38:19 pm
Another media-reference re eating raw, live animal food in order to shock the public:-

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-4230958/Explorer-Ed-Stafford-eating-TADPOLES-new-low.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-4230958/Explorer-Ed-Stafford-eating-TADPOLES-new-low.html)

When I was a young boy at school,  I would, like some other boys, collect live tadpoles and put them along with pond-water into glass jars. Some of us would eat them live. I don't recall them tasting of faeces per so, just being a bit rubbery, that's all. Hmm, boys can be  thoughtlessly cruel.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: sabertooth on February 21, 2017, 05:07:34 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8A2tHPKuC0 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8A2tHPKuC0)
One of our raw missionary's taking on the heathen Vegans
 
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on February 21, 2017, 05:49:28 am
I'm amused. It was about time. There are some horrid new hipster vegan cafes in London and Vienna right now, many in my own neighbourhood. Wish we had anti-vegan protests here as well.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on February 21, 2017, 05:52:56 am
Normally, I hate restrictive laws, but since the vegans are clearly aiming to ban all animal-food-consumption:-

http://www.thelocal.it/20160815/vegans-protest-italys-unfair-law-proposal-parents-backlash (http://www.thelocal.it/20160815/vegans-protest-italys-unfair-law-proposal-parents-backlash)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on February 24, 2017, 07:38:55 am
Even nostalgia has its flaws re health etc.:-

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/books/article-4253786/Bizarre-Greeks-Romans-treated-sick.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/books/article-4253786/Bizarre-Greeks-Romans-treated-sick.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on February 27, 2017, 12:52:16 am
imo, very Palaeo indeed, and likely very healthy if continued on a regular basis:-

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4260556/Revellers-flood-seaside-Brazilian-mud-street-party.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4260556/Revellers-flood-seaside-Brazilian-mud-street-party.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: sabertooth on February 27, 2017, 09:24:40 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7guwILYnVls (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7guwILYnVls)
6 minutes in Im featured as a Cannibal
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on February 27, 2017, 04:07:55 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7guwILYnVls (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7guwILYnVls)
6 minutes in Im featured as a Cannibal
Given  that we now live in a snowflake generation, you should have sued him for millions. This deliberate equating of raw-meat-eaters with cannibals is ridiculous, anyway, as cannibals usually always cook their foods before eating them.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: sabertooth on February 27, 2017, 11:03:04 pm
I think its a case of Journalistic lazybones, they simply didn't want to do the sleuthing needed to acquire actual photos of real cannibals, plus I would imagine that most cannibals dont go around publicly posting their activities.

I doubt they would have much money which could be sued for...as for much of this worlds injustice the only recourse, is to laugh it off, and keep on rocking the raw
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on February 27, 2017, 11:34:44 pm
Well, there was that homosexual German guy who told the authorities that it was OK to eat his Internet pal as the latter had given his consent to be eaten. That was very public:-

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3439299/I-fried-piece-rump-steak-ate-sprouts-German-cannibal-ate-gay-lover-permission-describes-went-killing-eating-him.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3439299/I-fried-piece-rump-steak-ate-sprouts-German-cannibal-ate-gay-lover-permission-describes-went-killing-eating-him.html)

Admittedly, there doesn't seem to be a photo  involved.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on February 27, 2017, 11:39:23 pm
While it may still be unethical for Muslims to eat pork, "long-pig" is now allowed on the menu for members of Isis:-


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4263726/Terror-group-teaching-fighters-EAT-non-Muslims.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4263726/Terror-group-teaching-fighters-EAT-non-Muslims.html)

I suggest that RVAFers do NOT eat raw meat in public for fear of being mistaken for a member of Isis and killed. I'm not even being funny, really. Recall the murder of that Menezes guy just for wearing a rucksack on London Underground:-

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Jean_Charles_de_Menezes (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Jean_Charles_de_Menezes)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on February 28, 2017, 08:17:20 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMmcgE9XOVM (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMmcgE9XOVM)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on March 01, 2017, 07:06:32 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-4252170/Are-biggest-food-lies-ever.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-4252170/Are-biggest-food-lies-ever.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh ! My grandmas vs modern women
Post by: goodsamaritan on March 01, 2017, 08:42:14 am
4 simple characteristics of a woman to know she's a keeper. What my 2 grandmothers did.
#1 I never say no... It's always game on.
#2 I cook, I serve, I'm sweet.
#3 I go where you are assigned to work because I support you, I accompany you.
#4 I give you as many children as I can and I mother them.

What happened with "modern women"? (in contrast to my grandmothers)
#1 Not tonight, and not tomorrow, as long as my internal score card still sees you on the negative... "honey."
#2 I don't know how to cook, nor clean. What, me serve? Dear I need a foot massage, my high heels are killing me.
#3 My career is just as important so we go our separate ways like the movie "La la land".
#4 Safe sex, contraception in my teens, 20s and early 30s... with abortion as backup... then try making babies at 35-40... if unsuccessful... spend for IVF... then get a ligation. If no baby, get dogs or cats as substitute. With baby, 2 months of maternity leave then its formula time for you kid. Nanny if can afford, or day care. And dad, you do all of that mothering... you were the one who wanted this kid.

 -v
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on March 02, 2017, 06:47:49 am
This is the perfect example of a person retardedly violating Natures' basic laws, such as the survival of the fittest etc.:-

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4272510/Mother-took-child-refugee-threatened-kill-her.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4272510/Mother-took-child-refugee-threatened-kill-her.html)

I mean, if she had been born in the Palaeolithic era, her tribe would, for sure, have quietly drowned her  in a nearby river for such bizarre behaviour. Come to think of it, even a few hundred years ago, she would have been, quite rightly, burnt at the stake...
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on March 02, 2017, 04:45:47 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4273592/Couple-HUMAN-BLOOD-packet-Tesco-duck-pancakes.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4273592/Couple-HUMAN-BLOOD-packet-Tesco-duck-pancakes.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on March 02, 2017, 10:53:36 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4274616/Slab-meat-twitching-s-hung-shop.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4274616/Slab-meat-twitching-s-hung-shop.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on March 07, 2017, 08:22:35 pm
Blue fish meat:-

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4288522/Fisherman-cuts-lingcod-blue-flesh.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4288522/Fisherman-cuts-lingcod-blue-flesh.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: goodsamaritan on March 07, 2017, 08:48:44 pm
Blue fish meat:-

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4288522/Fisherman-cuts-lingcod-blue-flesh.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4288522/Fisherman-cuts-lingcod-blue-flesh.html)

WOW!
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on March 09, 2017, 05:26:20 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/article-2420304/Eating-live-eels-worlds-best-eatery-Checking-Raymond-Blanc.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/article-2420304/Eating-live-eels-worlds-best-eatery-Checking-Raymond-Blanc.html)

Imagine eating raw, live baby eels whole  and feeling them jumping around your stomach after a shot of vinegar and sake ... A new experience, sure, but it seems a little cruel....
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on March 09, 2017, 11:14:45 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4296404/CNN-presenter-Reza-Aslan-eats-HUMAN-BRAIN.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4296404/CNN-presenter-Reza-Aslan-eats-HUMAN-BRAIN.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on March 16, 2017, 04:13:00 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4317516/Would-pay-25-fresh-air.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4317516/Would-pay-25-fresh-air.html)

Funny now, but likely to be essential in the future....
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on March 17, 2017, 03:09:36 am
and hence the expression fresh-air salesman or saleswoman in this case. Apparently fresh air does nothing for appearance.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on April 04, 2017, 06:15:04 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4376378/Protester-berates-tourist-feeding-children-McDonald-s.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4376378/Protester-berates-tourist-feeding-children-McDonald-s.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on April 06, 2017, 07:14:29 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4383576/Were-Jesus-Apostles-eating-EELS-Supper.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4383576/Were-Jesus-Apostles-eating-EELS-Supper.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on April 06, 2017, 10:24:49 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4385700/Exeter-City-football-fan-eats-horse-poo-win-40-bet.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4385700/Exeter-City-football-fan-eats-horse-poo-win-40-bet.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on April 07, 2017, 09:31:31 pm
Throwing cow-dung for good health:-

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4389844/Scores-India-annual-cow-dung-cake-slinging-war.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4389844/Scores-India-annual-cow-dung-cake-slinging-war.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: JeuneKoq on April 08, 2017, 02:19:41 am
When SJWs go crazy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnOvmHSrUrI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnOvmHSrUrI)

Btw check out the videos of Professor Jordan B. Peterson, very interesting material.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on April 09, 2017, 02:08:11 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4389452/Italy-s-S-t-Museum-turns-manure-Tuscan-pottery.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4389452/Italy-s-S-t-Museum-turns-manure-Tuscan-pottery.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on April 09, 2017, 02:23:55 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-4375718/Diners-requests-hilariously-misunderstood.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-4375718/Diners-requests-hilariously-misunderstood.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on April 09, 2017, 03:10:39 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4389452/Italy-s-S-t-Museum-turns-manure-Tuscan-pottery.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4389452/Italy-s-S-t-Museum-turns-manure-Tuscan-pottery.html)
My understanding is that collecting manure paddies in India is a job. It is used for fire. It burns at a very high temperature and is actually specifically called for for making certain Ayurvedic concoctions because of it's extreme heat.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on April 09, 2017, 03:33:22 pm
My understanding is that collecting manure paddies in India is a job. It is used for fire. It burns at a very high temperature and is actually specifically called for for making certain Ayurvedic concoctions because of it's extreme heat.
Oh sure, the article wasn't only cited for  reasons of humour but also because it was a rather environmentally-friendly approach and a hell of a lot better than just pouring it all into the oceans.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on April 10, 2017, 12:48:50 am
A friend of mine who has an interest in history said this: "The use of this stuff in wattle and daub architecture goes back a long, long way. Those Tudor style houses are examples."
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on April 11, 2017, 01:59:44 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4397852/Billionaire-Berlusconi-saves-Easter-lambs-slaughter.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4397852/Billionaire-Berlusconi-saves-Easter-lambs-slaughter.html)

It seems that SJWs have run out of  human minorities to protect so being a vegetarian is the newest way to show compassion....
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on April 12, 2017, 06:14:48 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-4401498/What-eggs-say-YOU.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-4401498/What-eggs-say-YOU.html)


As usual, they don't even consider the possibility that someone might eat their eggs raw....
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on April 17, 2017, 03:01:24 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4415854/US-embassy-questions-British-BABY-terrorist-fears.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4415854/US-embassy-questions-British-BABY-terrorist-fears.html)

During my one flight  to the US, I was astonished at the incredibly  stupid questions on the form I was given, and was almost tempted to tick "yes". Later on, I was told by an American that government officials in the US have absolutely no sense of humour  so I was glad I didn't go ahead with it.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on April 21, 2017, 09:26:02 pm
Foodporn with steak-tartare:-


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-4432060/Salt-Bae-goes-viral-cutting-slab-beef-MID-AIR.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-4432060/Salt-Bae-goes-viral-cutting-slab-beef-MID-AIR.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on April 22, 2017, 01:25:30 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4432612/Pakistani-man-50-addicted-eating-trees.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4432612/Pakistani-man-50-addicted-eating-trees.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on April 22, 2017, 01:31:04 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4432612/Pakistani-man-50-addicted-eating-trees.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4432612/Pakistani-man-50-addicted-eating-trees.html)
I recall is some book, I read that eating leaves that have been juiced is a good thing. Maybe I'll try it.....
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on April 22, 2017, 09:17:50 am
http://www.runnersworld.com/boston-marathon/meet-the-nearly-naked-caveman-with-the-best-finish-line-photo-of-the-boston-marathon (http://www.runnersworld.com/boston-marathon/meet-the-nearly-naked-caveman-with-the-best-finish-line-photo-of-the-boston-marathon)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: goodsamaritan on May 18, 2017, 07:46:59 am
"Ok ok. I accept. Leave me the 18-24 year olds instead".

http://asexywomanofacertainage.com/women-in-their-50s-are-the-best-women-for-men-to-date-heres-10-reasons-why/ (http://asexywomanofacertainage.com/women-in-their-50s-are-the-best-women-for-men-to-date-heres-10-reasons-why/)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on May 20, 2017, 09:47:36 pm
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/the-cuban-diet-eat-less-exercise-more-and-preventable-deaths-are-halved-8566603.html (http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/the-cuban-diet-eat-less-exercise-more-and-preventable-deaths-are-halved-8566603.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on May 22, 2017, 06:52:56 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-4527028/Lessons-longevity-centenarians-infographic.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-4527028/Lessons-longevity-centenarians-infographic.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: PaleoPatsy on May 31, 2017, 06:17:38 pm
You could just post the Daily Mail homepage for a good laugh  -v
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on May 31, 2017, 07:35:47 pm
The DM has a wonderful record unlike the other newspapers. It is far more accurate/politically-incorrect overall, and actually offers what its readers want.  That means, sadly, that it also offers tabloid celebrity gossip to the more cerebrally-challenged, but, on the other hand, it  also allows others to read articles which are much more solid-science-based than, say, the Guardian or the Sun newspapers or the WSJ or whatever. The only caution is to avoid the online DM on a Sunday as the MAil on Sunday is too obviously  Stalinist.

It`s odd that the other newspapers are not copying the DM`s successful online strategy. Instead, they are losing readers en-masse  by forcing payments on subscribers, while the DM is laughing its way to the bank re advertising revenues. One cannot very well provide links  on forums to articles when only, say, the first 10 lines are shown, if that, unless one pays every time.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/article-4318338/Daily-Mail-crowned-Newspaper-Year-Press-Oscars.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/article-4318338/Daily-Mail-crowned-Newspaper-Year-Press-Oscars.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on June 01, 2017, 05:14:11 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4560738/How-cookbooks-evolved-centuries.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4560738/How-cookbooks-evolved-centuries.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on June 02, 2017, 03:28:27 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4561558/Model-hired-human-sushi-platter-slaps-male-customer.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4561558/Model-hired-human-sushi-platter-slaps-male-customer.html)

Now this IS RVAF diet style cuisine!
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on June 29, 2017, 05:43:11 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4648094/Inventor-straps-76-DRONES-seat-takes-skies.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4648094/Inventor-straps-76-DRONES-seat-takes-skies.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on July 04, 2017, 01:20:01 am
The horro of fast-food:-

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4660638/Donner-KEBAB-meat-carted-sweaty-4x4.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4660638/Donner-KEBAB-meat-carted-sweaty-4x4.html)


Admittedly, there is nothing worse than aged cooked foods, especially aged cooked animal foods with plenty of cooked animal fats.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on July 04, 2017, 10:18:01 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4651642/Is-Kalahari-melon-seed-oil-new-wonder-ingredient.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4651642/Is-Kalahari-melon-seed-oil-new-wonder-ingredient.html)

New, absurd superfood appearing. I hope growing this won't ruin the environment like the craze for coconut-oil and palm-oil.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: surfsteve on July 05, 2017, 02:09:58 am
Sounds like a fad to me.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on July 05, 2017, 03:53:10 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4664512/Man-finds-rodent-Tesco-ready-eat-salad.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4664512/Man-finds-rodent-Tesco-ready-eat-salad.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: surfsteve on July 05, 2017, 05:00:58 am
When I was a little kid I opened a can of orange soda and almost swallowed something that turned out to be a huge, orange colored moth! At my mother's urging I taped him to a letter explaining what happened to the company. To my surprise they sent me a huge case of orange soda and a letter of apology saying they would look into the matter. The thought to sue them never even crossed my mind. Things were different back then over 50 years ago!
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on July 06, 2017, 01:47:57 pm
Err, wrong link?
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on July 06, 2017, 11:25:03 pm
Oops @ the 9:45 mark it starts.

If you could delete the other Tyler
Thanks
Al
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4mBtZgJNWo&feature=em-uploademail (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4mBtZgJNWo&feature=em-uploademail)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on July 08, 2017, 03:21:07 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4674544/Chinese-vlogger-live-streams-drinking-100-raw-eggs.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4674544/Chinese-vlogger-live-streams-drinking-100-raw-eggs.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on July 10, 2017, 05:54:37 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4680176/Mom-uses-food-create-dresses-daughter.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4680176/Mom-uses-food-create-dresses-daughter.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on July 16, 2017, 09:21:52 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4700772/Murderer-moans-vegan-diet-isn-t-good-jail.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4700772/Murderer-moans-vegan-diet-isn-t-good-jail.html)

This may well be funny from our POV, but it's horrifying to think of what might happen to a RVAFer being convicted and sent to jail. Of course, there are a few exceptions where RVAFers might possibly continue their diet while convicted if they are allowed to farm their own food,
http://hartkeisonline.com/2009/10/05/prison-food-the-grass-fed-model/ (http://hartkeisonline.com/2009/10/05/prison-food-the-grass-fed-model/)
but  the usual prison fare is pretty disgusting. I am somewhat fond of the illegalism movement but prison just is too much of a disincentive given the diet.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: sabertooth on July 17, 2017, 11:16:25 am
Im glad this is getting some attention, and can testify to the horrible condition of jail food, which is typically worse than most school and hospital foods.

Jail food is no laughing matter, and the threat of being forced to eat unjust foods served by lady justice has really motivated me to curb my "criminal" inclinations. As much as I would feel a calling to do so, I will not be leading an overt assault against our corporate overlords, anytime soon, not because I am afraid of committing a felony while fighting for what I believe in, but because I will do anything to avoid being forced to eat what they call food in jail!

I had to spend a week in jail over an unpaid traffic ticket last year, and was put on suicide watch because I wouldn't eat the food. The guards tried to be nice and brought me some raw eggs, but the one I tried tasted like moldy grain and chlorine and I refused to eat any. Everything there is poisoned.... you are forced to shower in delousing chemicals, given a care pack with antibacterial laced everything. Even the water is drugged with extra high fluoride. The florescent lighting is on 24 hours a day, and inmates are often denied access to the outside and sunlight. Its almost like the criminal justice system has been designed as a cruel and unusual punishment.

Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: sabertooth on July 17, 2017, 11:20:08 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWd6XgBVIcg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWd6XgBVIcg)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: RogueFarmer on July 18, 2017, 03:32:34 pm
Im glad this is getting some attention, and can testify to the horrible condition of jail food, which is typically worse than most school and hospital foods.

Jail food is no laughing matter, and the threat of being forced to eat unjust foods served by lady justice has really motivated me to curb my "criminal" inclinations. As much as I would feel a calling to do so, I will not be leading an overt assault against our corporate overlords, anytime soon, not because I am afraid of committing a felony while fighting for what I believe in, but because I will do anything to avoid being forced to eat what they call food in jail!

I had to spend a week in jail over an unpaid traffic ticket last year, and was put on suicide watch because I wouldn't eat the food. The guards tried to be nice and brought me some raw eggs, but the one I tried tasted like moldy grain and chlorine and I refused to eat any. Everything there is poisoned.... you are forced to shower in delousing chemicals, given a care pack with antibacterial laced everything. Even the water is drugged with extra high fluoride. The florescent lighting is on 24 hours a day, and inmates are often denied access to the outside and sunlight. Its almost like the criminal justice system has been designed as a cruel and unusual punishment.



My experience at the hospital for a day was really shocking to me. I was awoken because my grandmother had developed a bad nosebleed and despite my resignation and protest off we went. I feel that the place is actually designed to kill people. They won't let you sleep for more than an hour, TV's blaring all night, extra bright metal halides on all night, nurses obviously doped up, almost everyone is sitting behind a computer, only one person available for help. 2 weeks later my gran still had translucent patches on her face from what basically amounted to hospital inflicted injuries.

Jail was pretty bleak but I couldn't really believe I was there so the whole experience was rather dreamlike, luckily I wasn't there long enough to get offered any food.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on July 19, 2017, 06:20:24 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4707444/Putin-bathes-blood-cut-severed-deer-antlers.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4707444/Putin-bathes-blood-cut-severed-deer-antlers.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: sabertooth on July 19, 2017, 11:14:23 am
Id just drink it straight from the antler.

There is a rich history of covert soviet health science using alternative holistic methods of prolonging the lives of its leaders. Im sure Putin knows many of the best health secrets.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on July 24, 2017, 06:10:57 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4719690/Mom-reveals-used-BREAST-MILK-make-brownies.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4719690/Mom-reveals-used-BREAST-MILK-make-brownies.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on July 31, 2017, 04:05:09 pm
Oh, wow! The future of fast-food?! :-

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4745386/McDonald-s-customer-finds-beef-burger-RAW.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4745386/McDonald-s-customer-finds-beef-burger-RAW.html)

Imagine a future where one could go into a grassfed-burger-bar(they do exist in the UK) and ask for a raw-meat patty without bread along with a side-dish of raw radishes and raw garlic. Imagine being able to ask for a "high-meat" patty without getting dirty looks from other members of the public!
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: surfsteve on July 31, 2017, 08:39:07 pm
Hmm. I wouldn't be able to afford it anyway.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on July 31, 2017, 11:35:10 pm
Oh, wow! The future of fast-food?! :-

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4745386/McDonald-s-customer-finds-beef-burger-RAW.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4745386/McDonald-s-customer-finds-beef-burger-RAW.html)

Imagine a future where one could go into a grassfed-burger-bar(they do exist in the UK) and ask for a raw-meat patty without bread along with a side-dish of raw radishes and raw garlic. Imagine being able to ask for a "high-meat" patty without getting dirty looks from other members of the public!
I think you'd have to be served the HM outside.  ;D
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: surfsteve on August 01, 2017, 12:17:55 am
I wonder if Mac Donalds hamburgers are capable of becoming high meat. I've seen pictures of their hamburgers after being stored for years and they look much like they did the day they were made.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on August 01, 2017, 02:10:57 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-4747872/The-highest-calorie-restaurant-meals-America.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-4747872/The-highest-calorie-restaurant-meals-America.html)

The Xtreme Eating Awards List 2017
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: surfsteve on August 02, 2017, 11:17:49 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0O_VYcsIk8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0O_VYcsIk8)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on August 04, 2017, 03:24:32 am
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-4756554/Chefs-share-photos-worst-home-cooking-fails-Reddit.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-4756554/Chefs-share-photos-worst-home-cooking-fails-Reddit.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on August 05, 2017, 01:28:27 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4760154/Employees-underperform-forced-drink-TOILET-WATER.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4760154/Employees-underperform-forced-drink-TOILET-WATER.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: surfsteve on August 05, 2017, 01:36:32 am
nobody should drink toilet water. That stuff is loaded with fluoride, chlorine and other chemicals. So is water from the tap!
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on August 06, 2017, 06:33:27 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4753778/Amateur-restaurant-reviewer-slams-vegetarian-cafe.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4753778/Amateur-restaurant-reviewer-slams-vegetarian-cafe.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on August 09, 2017, 09:26:21 pm
Snowflake:-

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-4771872/Holidaymaker-s-vegan-meal-plate-TOMATOES.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-4771872/Holidaymaker-s-vegan-meal-plate-TOMATOES.html)

Personally, I am always deeply grateful to get a raw-meat or raw-plant  dish in a restaurant. Granted, the steak tartare is usually way too much adulterated with strong spices of numerous kinds(presumably because the restaurant-owners reckon that people are so disgusted by the taste of raw, minced meat that they can only handle it if mixed with plentiful raw spices as well), but I would rather have that than eat a pizza etc. which would only give me a hangover the next day if I overindulged.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: surfsteve on August 10, 2017, 12:35:40 am
Ever since I was a small child I've always had a taste for bitter herbs and spices. Sometimes I wonder if maybe I am adulterating their taste with raw meat!
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on August 10, 2017, 04:56:01 am
Ever since I was a small child I've always had a taste for bitter herbs and spices. Sometimes I wonder if maybe I am adulterating their taste with raw meat!
Steve,

Just throw some dandelion roots or leaves in with the meat if you want bitter. Also bitter gourd or there is lots of other bitter things. Bitter is associated with helping digestion, so it's possible that the meat may wean you off that need, but as one gets older digestion may get a bit weaker, depending on a variety of things.

If you can't find any dandelions, I can PM you my addy, as I have plenty in the yard. ;)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on August 10, 2017, 07:35:13 pm
You've heard of Breatharianism, well here is a guy who claims he can feed on electricity(!):-

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4777852/Human-light-bulb-claims-gets-energy-electricity.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4777852/Human-light-bulb-claims-gets-energy-electricity.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: surfsteve on August 11, 2017, 01:03:33 am
Steve,

Just throw some dandelion roots or leaves in with the meat if you want bitter. Also bitter gourd or there is lots of other bitter things. Bitter is associated with helping digestion, so it's possible that the meat may wean you off that need, but as one gets older digestion may get a bit weaker, depending on a variety of things.

If you can't find any dandelions, I can PM you my addy, as I have plenty in the yard. ;)

They sell dandelion leaves at the supermarket. I've been tempted to try them. Got a feeling they aren't as bitter as the ones I've tried from the lawn.

When I make my organ meat smoothies I usually put a tablespoon or more of one type of herb or another in with them.

I think there is some added benefit to mixing the herbs in with the fat from the meats than if I were to consume them on their own separately.

Being just a few months away from 60 I probably need all the help with digestion I can get.  Lemons and vinegar are also supposed to help with digestion which I consume a lot of.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on August 14, 2017, 05:04:37 am
http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/2017/05/08/beer-made-from-urine-don-t-even-notice.html (http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/2017/05/08/beer-made-from-urine-don-t-even-notice.html)

People may have heard of the Corona Beer/Urine rumour which was falsely spread by Heineken in .c.1987  to slur the Mexican beer. Well, now we have the real thing!
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on August 15, 2017, 08:22:12 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4790414/Food-insects-sold-Swiss-supermarket.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4790414/Food-insects-sold-Swiss-supermarket.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on August 15, 2017, 08:33:36 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4791764/Stray-dogs-turn-BLUE-swimming-Indian-river.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4791764/Stray-dogs-turn-BLUE-swimming-Indian-river.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on August 15, 2017, 10:56:32 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4791246/Missing-woman-Lisa-Theris-alive-month-woods.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4791246/Missing-woman-Lisa-Theris-alive-month-woods.html)

As the comments point out, she does not seem to have suffered to any real extent after eating raw wild foods and drinking from  streams etc. Yet the media as usual absurdly portray this sort of enforced  rawpalaeo reenactment as a "hell-on-earth".
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: Iguana on September 09, 2017, 04:14:16 am
Quote
What is something you don't want to hear the captain say on an airplane? (https://www.quora.com/What-is-something-you-dont-want-to-hear-the-captain-say-on-an-airplane)

Alec Radosavljevic, Teenager, Glider Pilot, Actor, Scuba Diver, Skier, Gamer
Answered Aug 22

During landing the PA came on…

“Oh fuck. Shit. More power.”

“Fuck, I don't think we'll make it”

“Should we go around? “

“No we'll force it down.”

“Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Hold on”

“Retard, retard”

“BACK MORE!”

plane lands

“Holy fucking fucking shit man.”

“Hahaha you were so lucky!”

Throughout the whole landing passengers sat in the brace position. Some praying. Some crying. Some screaming.

PA comes back on

“Ladies and gentlemen welcome to Zagreb, Croatia where local time is twenty five past eleven. We apologise for the little bump in the landing, this is very normal. Have a good evening.”

The pilots came out of the cockpit smiling at passengers as they fought to disembark the plane.

One of the flight attendants went to the captain and quietly said to him “The PA was on during landing”.

The pilot and co-pilot gave eachother the ‘oops we fucked up' look and laughed.

True story. Hopefully pilots keep their conversations to themselves next time.

Alec

Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on September 22, 2017, 07:14:07 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4908614/Video-shows-KFC-workers-expose-house-practices.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4908614/Video-shows-KFC-workers-expose-house-practices.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on September 22, 2017, 07:16:19 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4909414/Actress-injects-3-5-MILLION-year-old-Siberian-bacteria.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4909414/Actress-injects-3-5-MILLION-year-old-Siberian-bacteria.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on September 27, 2017, 03:05:38 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-4920994/Why-meat-eater-mean-SNOB.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-4920994/Why-meat-eater-mean-SNOB.html)

It seems that the Loony Left have run out of human minorities to fetishise, so now they are turning to protecting animals. Judging from the above (pro-Peta propaganda?)article(and many others
 in recent years bleating about enforcing "meatless mondays" in schools etc. etc.), there will soon be Communists  beating up anyone who buys meat. In the end, I guess, lions and snakes etc. would  be killed off for daring to be carnivores etc. , accoridng to Leftwing/Vegan dogma.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on October 07, 2017, 04:29:18 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4955868/Vegan-biz-owner-sorry-post-Las-Vegas-meat-eaters.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4955868/Vegan-biz-owner-sorry-post-Las-Vegas-meat-eaters.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on October 19, 2017, 11:21:58 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4996152/Pensioner-admits-rubs-URINE-face.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4996152/Pensioner-admits-rubs-URINE-face.html)

Many cooked-foodists may loathe eating raw foods but they seem not to have any issues rubbing all sorts of weird raw , er, "foods" on their faces.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on November 08, 2017, 03:36:54 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5057923/The-church-BEER-South-Africa.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5057923/The-church-BEER-South-Africa.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on November 08, 2017, 05:02:48 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-5054067/Are-worst-food-crimes-EVER.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-5054067/Are-worst-food-crimes-EVER.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on November 13, 2017, 09:43:40 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5076655/Mugshots-suspects-taking-arrest-good-spirits.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5076655/Mugshots-suspects-taking-arrest-good-spirits.html)

Scroll down to the photo of the man arrested for eating raw meat at a Wal-Mart. I hope that that is not an actual crime, but that he was really arrested for eating the raw meat before buying it!
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on November 30, 2017, 10:08:28 am
Apparently, Scientologists refer to  rich Hollywood celebrities/-potential-targets  as " desirable raw meat":-

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5086637/Ex-Scientologist-reveals-church-targeted-Listers.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5086637/Ex-Scientologist-reveals-church-targeted-Listers.html)

I gather that the slang term "raw meat" also refers to  the (male?) genitals among the general public. Hmm, never thought I would ever get to say something nice about Scientology.....
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: a_real_man on December 01, 2017, 06:04:15 am
Apparently, Scientologists refer to  rich Hollywood celebrities/-potential-targets  as " desirable raw meat":-

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5086637/Ex-Scientologist-reveals-church-targeted-Listers.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5086637/Ex-Scientologist-reveals-church-targeted-Listers.html)

I gather that the slang term "raw meat" also refers to  the (male?) genitals among the general public. Hmm, never thought I would ever get to say something nice about Scientology.....

Sheeple and cults are like two peas in a pod.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on December 06, 2017, 11:46:51 am
The world is just getting crazier and crazier:-

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5148105/Woman-open-relationship-CHANDELIERS.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5148105/Woman-open-relationship-CHANDELIERS.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: Apani on December 06, 2017, 07:20:57 pm
BUT... open relationships are as paleo as you can get.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on December 08, 2017, 07:19:00 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5158289/Sydney-based-fitness-class-fetish-enthusiasts.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5158289/Sydney-based-fitness-class-fetish-enthusiasts.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on December 11, 2017, 01:15:31 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5079649/How-Christmas-VEGAN.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5079649/How-Christmas-VEGAN.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: sabertooth on December 20, 2017, 10:54:49 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi_yXxjX_8g (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi_yXxjX_8g)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on December 26, 2017, 09:25:27 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5212851/Tesco-ruined-Christmas-Customers-slam-supermarket.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5212851/Tesco-ruined-Christmas-Customers-slam-supermarket.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on December 30, 2017, 03:03:27 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5221063/Fare-dodger-suffers-ultimate-humiliation.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5221063/Fare-dodger-suffers-ultimate-humiliation.html)


Just makes me glad that ,here in Vienna,  we do not have any machines/turnstiles at the Underground stations.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on January 02, 2018, 11:51:48 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5225145/Supermarkets-cash-Veganuary-new-food-ranges.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5225145/Supermarkets-cash-Veganuary-new-food-ranges.html)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: dair on January 06, 2018, 01:05:31 am
It's not only in the west where people get strange idea. "Welcome to amazing Thailand!"... lol

https://coconuts.co/bangkok/news/whiter-wang-thai-men-can-now-get-laser-treatment-lighten-penises/
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: dair on January 06, 2018, 01:09:28 am
Here's what thai ladies want to do:

https://coconuts.co/bangkok/news/3dvag-thai-girls-now-inject-fat-belt-achieve-fuller-vaginas/
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: dair on January 06, 2018, 01:25:28 am
And a very special way to process chicken feet in Thailand:

https://coconuts.co/bangkok/news/dirty-delicacy-thai-workers-caught-video-processing-chicken-feet-teeth-video/
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on April 03, 2018, 02:13:13 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5569517/Transphobic-peer-sparks-outrage-fake-meat-comments.html
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on April 04, 2018, 07:06:01 pm
Vegan activist shoots people at Youtube HQ:-
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5575105/Active-shooter-reported-YouTube-HQ-California.html

You go girl! I never thought I would admire a vegan......Youtube and similiar evil social media organisations deserve this sort of thing after all the forced censorship they have been practising..
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on April 04, 2018, 10:52:46 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5576363/S-Korea-sting-tail-drinkers-mix-wasps-soju.html
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on April 04, 2018, 11:00:08 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5577227/Why-mind-language-People-swear-seen-dishonest-intelligent.html

Well, I guess in RL people must view me as a dumbass then, but the article points out  that, actually, prolific swearers have a wider vocabulary  etc.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: sabertooth on April 08, 2018, 08:33:46 am
Reggie Watts has cultivated the art of the profane to a high level of satirical sophistication


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJQU22Ttpwc
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on April 09, 2018, 06:00:49 pm
Reductio ad absurdum. Botanical correctness after political correctness:-

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5592667/Fear-Japanese-knotweed-strangles-plants-xenophobic-says-environmental-expert.html

Now the Hard-Left are now , like I once predicted they would in the end, being racist towards indigenous plant species and  indigenous animal species. The irony is that lionfish ,among countless other examples, are now a growing menace to other lifeforms:-

https://edition.cnn.com/2013/10/18/tech/innovation/lionfish-infestation-atlantic-linendoll/index.html
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on April 17, 2018, 11:53:08 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5621767/How-stage-photo-make-look-like-youre-working-hard-according-presidents.html
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on April 17, 2018, 11:54:39 pm
TSA allows transportation  of live lobsters:-
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5622989/The-surprisings-things-TSA-says-pack-carry-luggage-planes.html
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on April 18, 2018, 04:00:02 am
The wonders of fast-food:-

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5626209/Rivers-Bradford-turning-YELLOW-spices-washed-curry-houses.html
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on April 18, 2018, 09:02:03 pm
Vegan Morrissey attacks halal meat:-

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5629343/Morrissey-launches-tirade-against-evil-halal-practices.html
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on April 25, 2018, 06:28:49 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5653295/Nipping-bite-eat-Diners-China-dinner-lobster-dispensing-machine.html
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on April 26, 2018, 06:50:05 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5659463/Vegan-graffiti-wars-break-fish-restaurants-sign-vandalised.html
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on May 02, 2018, 03:45:01 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5678879/Butcher-slams-political-correctness-warned-offensive-blackboard-messages.html
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: sabertooth on May 09, 2018, 05:47:31 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRDf-391LXY
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on May 14, 2018, 08:20:24 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcP0qUs9g_I

Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on May 17, 2018, 06:38:31 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/china/article-5738531/Thank-Party-China-tries-brainwash-Muslims-camps.html
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on May 23, 2018, 10:05:07 pm
The importance of teaching your kids the palaeolithic art of swimming:-

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5761601/Three-men-accidentally-film-drowning-pond-India.html
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on May 28, 2018, 01:52:18 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5776361/Cockroach-milk-non-dairy-fad-experts-claim-contain-three-times-energy.html
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on May 30, 2018, 09:27:54 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5785989/Its-never-late-try-Worlds-oldest-man-wants-stop-smoking-aged-114.html
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: dair on June 01, 2018, 06:40:57 pm
Meth addicted python rehabilitated:
https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/meth-addicted-python-australia-back-normal-after-7-months-rehabilitation-centre-1616628
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on June 03, 2018, 08:38:55 pm
https://imgflip.com/i/21hblh (https://imgflip.com/i/21hblh)

I rather like the idea of Hannibal Lecter here being a sort of spokesperson for cooked food diets......
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on June 04, 2018, 05:35:45 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5800669/Supermarket-giants-order-urgent-Addo-pastry-products-recall-fears-wire-them.html

And yet cooked-foodists claim that cooked foods are so much safer....
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on June 07, 2018, 01:46:42 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5813187/Did-woman-REALLY-pregnant-eating-squid.html
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on June 08, 2018, 12:48:56 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5817603/Vegans-spreading-word-lifestyle-damage-endangered-PLANTS-graffiti.html

With the rise in the number of  articles like the above, I may be tempted in the future to do a permanent sticky thread on vegan hypocrisy...
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on June 08, 2018, 01:21:42 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5814667/Research-finds-microplastics-chemicals-remote-Antarctic.html
Title: London Art Gallery rotting fish exhibit resulted in fire.
Post by: FRANCIS HOWARD BOND on June 11, 2018, 04:34:42 am
Last week,  a London Gallery featured a rotting fish art exhibit, but it exploded causing a fire.   Dozens of small, transparent bags, each containing a rotting fish decorated with stitched-on sequins and beads, were fixed to a wall.   ‘Majestic Splendor’ previously assaulted visitor’s noses in New York City during January 1997, so it was decided to include a chemical called potassium permanganate in these bags to reduce the odours.   Considered more reliable than refrigeration, it was not understood that this mixture with the decaying vapours from the fish might make a very explosive combination.    Alternatively the explosion might have resulted from pressure build-up in the bags.   Fortunately fire-fighters quickly put out the blaze, and a security guard was treated for smoke inhalation.

[Tyler, I do not know where to put this, but it might be of interest.   No reference to eating but definitely different!]
Title: Re: London Art Gallery rotting fish exhibit resulted in fire.
Post by: TylerDurden on June 11, 2018, 01:32:37 pm
Raw-meat humour(or any other kind of humour) really belongs in the permanent sticky "Give us a laugh" thread in the off-topics forum.*Topic moved*.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on June 14, 2018, 11:37:16 pm
Veganism pollutes!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5843515/Sorry-vegans-Animal-friendly-fashion-uses-fur-alternatives-BAD-environment.html
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on June 21, 2018, 12:51:16 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5848945/Woman-claims-drinking-dogs-URINE-helped-clear-acne-horrifying-video.html
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on June 21, 2018, 01:05:34 am
I wonder if there are openings for nurses to help with the surgery.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: raw-al on June 21, 2018, 01:07:12 am
They sell dandelion leaves at the supermarket. I've been tempted to try them. Got a feeling they aren't as bitter as the ones I've tried from the lawn.

When I make my organ meat smoothies I usually put a tablespoon or more of one type of herb or another in with them.

I think there is some added benefit to mixing the herbs in with the fat from the meats than if I were to consume them on their own separately.

Being just a few months away from 60 I probably need all the help with digestion I can get.  Lemons and vinegar are also supposed to help with digestion which I consume a lot of.

Dandelions change as the season goes on. They get more bitter as they age.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on June 23, 2018, 02:31:27 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5869229/Endangered-eels-getting-high-cocaine-contaminated-rivers.html
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on July 20, 2018, 07:51:41 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5973759/Vegan-group-claims-chemical-pollutants-turn-people-gay-transgender-sparking-Facebook-fury.html
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on July 25, 2018, 12:33:53 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-5985575/Morrisons-launchesfish-cook-bag-customers-say-dont-like-handle-raw-fillets.html

Well, it's a good sign in a way. It means that the snowflakes will be the least likely ones to try a RVAF diet.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on July 26, 2018, 11:48:15 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5995337/Topiarist-forced-repair-lady-shaped-hedge-drunks-trying-sex-it.html
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on July 27, 2018, 03:51:06 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYv-AMGJ37k

This is a wonderful Due South episode, "We are the eggmen" all about a farmer who likes to raise his chickens in a more biodynamic way.Very funny too..
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on July 30, 2018, 11:15:50 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6005465/Fat-tourists-CRIPPLING-donkeys-carry-Greek-island-Santorini.html
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: sabertooth on July 30, 2018, 11:21:58 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUBXiwFQCZs
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on August 03, 2018, 04:08:24 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6020083/Vagina-beer-goes-sale-Poland-essence-hot-underwear-models.html
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on August 09, 2018, 01:24:12 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6038463/Foodie-reveals-enjoys-beetle-canapes-mealworm-stir-fry-converting-insect-diet.html
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on August 15, 2018, 12:26:03 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6059613/Raw-steak-eaten-man-blood-dripping-meat-protest-outside-vegan-festival.html
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: sabertooth on August 17, 2018, 02:31:20 am
I think I know that guy....

The article doesn't do his cause any justice, and deliberately omits to show the threatening and harassment from the other side.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unnzbghJB28&t=833s

Around the 7 minuet ma thrke unhinged social justice patrol comes in and violently disrupts this perfectly legal and peaceful protest, and around 12 minuets a crazed woman committed assault against the camera man.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on August 18, 2018, 12:59:33 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-6072541/High-fibre-fat-substitute-no-calories-trees-added-food.html
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on August 20, 2018, 04:46:00 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6075571/Woman-loses-two-stone-drinking-strangers-breast-miklk.html
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on August 22, 2018, 01:22:27 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6081853/Mother-two-drank-PLACENTA-fruit-smoothie-exchange-energy.html

If perhaps some female RVAFers might give their reports on the experience of eating such, we would be grateful...


For my own part, I once tried some raw rotting stag testicles and they were too tough/too rank for me...
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on August 23, 2018, 07:24:29 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6087019/Businessman-banned-fine-dining-restaurant-post-massively-undercooked-food.html

If I went to a restaurant meal and had to have a cooked meat dish, I would certainly give a very positive review to the restaurant if they undercooked the dish...
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on August 23, 2018, 07:38:08 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-6086647/Shopper-baffled-orders-bacon-mushroom-sandwich.html

Oh, the horror! A RAW mushroom!  l) l)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on August 24, 2018, 01:37:33 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6089311/As-electricity-fails-desperate-Venezuelans-buy-spoiled-meat.html

Now, us RPDers in such a situation would have no problems with rotting meat... Sometimes I think how marvellous it would be to live in a society which was swiftly disintegrating. In such a situation, RPDers would have a far better chance of surviving than anyone else. Sadly, the coming disasters are at least 50 years or more away....
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on August 25, 2018, 02:08:00 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-6094233/Pregnant-vegan-shocked-hateful-rude-note-Vegan-Kind-delivery-box.html
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on August 25, 2018, 09:22:48 pm
Raw food hysteria:-

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6097569/Evacuated-holidaymakers-slam-Egyptian-hotel-couple-died-Hurghada.html
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: FRANCIS HOWARD BOND on August 25, 2018, 10:43:24 pm
Sorry, but I do not think the death of two holidaymakers in an hotel is a subject for 'Give us a Laugh'.    Although the cause has not been identified, problems possibly with catering and cleanliness are not the only suspects.    There has been a previous case some time ago when carbon monoxide poisoning killed a young man, and other problems related to air conditioning systems leaking ammonia and other refrigerants.    I am glad you brought this tragedy to our notice in your columns, but until the actual cause of death, which might even be natural causes, has been identified, it would seem better to present it as a warning rather than a laugh!
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on August 26, 2018, 03:38:26 am
Granted, other things might have caused their deaths, but this theme of people dying while on foreign package tours at hotel resorts where they can eat as much (extremely unhealthy processed food) as they want is worth pointing out. As is the point that the real reason such people die from raw food consumption is because their bodies are so poorly adapted to it as regards bacteria/immunity etc.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: sabertooth on August 26, 2018, 06:54:55 am
Many people who live their entire lives sheltered by civilization and eating everything sterilized and bleached, can be thrown into a state of extreme shock from exposure to exotic microbes, that the locals have built up adaptive tolerance to....especially if those peoples own microbiomes are already weak and their bodies already toxic... for such people a bad meal of slightly tainted food can be the straw that broke the camel's back.

Also not funny but relevant story, My girlfriends sister went to Egypt and ended up falling off a camel and broke her back... they installed a titanium plate , which she didn't need and was allergic to...spent over a year in absolute pain before eventually getting the hardware removed and her back repaired properly...

Egypt wouldnt be my first choice for a dream vacation...but to each thier own.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: dair on August 26, 2018, 08:28:49 pm
ok, not really funny as I feel quiet sorry for the goat:
http://www.nationmultimedia.com/detail/asean-plus/30351166
What is funny is that India has a strange view on animals (for different reasons, but one of them is that they believe in reincarnation and they think that certain animals could have been humans in former lifetime, or will become one in the next).
I remember some news of a monkey that completely trashed and vandalised a shop and going for the biscuits etc, they arrested him and put him in jail for a short time. Some other strange news was a man who officially married a female dog, she had somehow saved his life, but he didn't plan to have a physical relation with the dog.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: dair on August 26, 2018, 08:31:56 pm
http://www.nationmultimedia.com/detail/breakingnews/30352994

Sounds a bit strange though... 4 years? Maybe the guy didn't want any kids or did it for some other reason lol
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on August 27, 2018, 03:33:23 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6100933/Vegetarian-men-ordering-meat-restaurants-avoid-judged-friends-colleagues.html
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: sabertooth on August 28, 2018, 10:22:48 am
https://www.infowars.com/woman-receives-vegan-death-threats-after-pro-meat-testimony/
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: sabertooth on September 04, 2018, 11:09:23 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdnH19KsVVc
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on September 14, 2018, 09:59:24 pm
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6167729/This-Morning-Mother-lifts-tin-beans-jar-Marmite-vagina.html
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on October 05, 2018, 01:39:00 am
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-1773664/Vegan-student-reveals-raw-meat-thrown-bully.html
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on October 05, 2018, 01:41:38 am
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6227727/Vegan-law-student-raw-meat-thrown-bully-leaves-Q-panel-dumbfounded.html

Apparently, throwing raw meat at some vegan is considered a  "criminal act" nowadays. We should copy these bastards and scream and faint and threaten to sue etc. whenever someone offers us cooked foods!
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on October 05, 2018, 01:47:24 am
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-1496337/Thieves-shove-raw-meat-pants-raiding-supermarkets.html
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on October 05, 2018, 09:38:05 pm
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6243023/Girl-12-EAT-human-cannibal-paedophile-boyfriend-22.html

Many people bizarrely accuse human raw meat eaters of being cannibals, yet note that cannibals in the media nearly always cook their human meat before consumption....
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: sabertooth on October 08, 2018, 01:44:33 am
You sometimes have to laugh to keep from crying
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on October 09, 2018, 07:53:43 pm
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6255647/Seething-vegans-invade-Coles-supermarket-planting-stickers-scotch-fillet-steaks.html
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on October 12, 2018, 02:52:29 am
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6261925/Woman-raw-vegan-started-living-mermaid-doctors-lump-breast.html
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on October 12, 2018, 11:12:50 pm
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6268757/Company-staff-forced-parade-streets-wearing-underpants-failing-reach-sales-targets.html

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6267621/British-hiker-stuck-ledge-having-tried-walk-mountain-path-using-iPhone.html (showing my main previous point that our technology is making us ever more stupid).

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6268409/Festival-sees-revellers-pierce-faces-dozens-needles-palms-spanners.html  (I hope no raw meat festival ends up like this)

Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on October 23, 2018, 06:48:28 am
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6304113/Animal-Rights-Group-PETA-claims-milk-symbol-white-supremacy.html
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: sabertooth on October 23, 2018, 10:38:53 am
The infamous "racist milk" meme started by the former forum member now known as Milkjar, the supper raw meat eating troll, continues to inflict its tolls upon many of weak minded socialjustice-centric fools.....mewhahahaha
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on October 24, 2018, 06:45:30 pm
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6310435/This-horrible-hear-Vegans-horror-learning-Australian-money-using-beef.html
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: dair on October 26, 2018, 04:57:11 am
Read something weird about how to increase your compost/fertily in soil etc to grow veg/plants/grain, in a cheap way. Redneck gardening. Plants like earth that have dead animals remains, bones, blood etc in it. SO, dead animal in earth = bigger and more veg etc (try telling this to a vegan). So basically if you have a dead rat, snake etc, you burry it in your garden and provides some nourishment for the earth and then plants. BUT...
-Then there was the idea that you could use road kill and use as compost (why not eat the road kill itself???)
-The most absurd idea was to go and kill feral pigs and use it as nourishment for the earth for plants, veg etc...  Taking meat and turning it into fibers????
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on October 26, 2018, 07:09:43 pm
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6319523/If-youre-vegan-dont-bother-Live-landlord-27-accused-discrimination.html
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on October 27, 2018, 03:54:33 am
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6319579/Pork-gelatine-vaccines-puts-using-vegetarians-say.html

Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: sabertooth on October 29, 2018, 10:54:19 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6QqSxmpRMM
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on October 29, 2018, 09:49:03 pm
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6328611/Viewers-aim-Family-Food-Fight-allowing-vegan-contestants-show.html
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: sabertooth on October 30, 2018, 12:49:04 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8794X4I8nk
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on October 30, 2018, 10:26:15 am
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6329981/How-series-killing-vegans-one-one-Waitrose-Food-editor-responds-vegans-pitch.html
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on October 31, 2018, 09:14:26 pm
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6337513/Diners-vegetarian-restaurant-horrified-theyd-served-human-flesh-noodles.html

Life must be hell for vegans/vegetarians given all the above links....
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on November 01, 2018, 12:02:44 am
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6336825/Do-people-hate-vegans-Good-Morning-Britain-debate-provokes-controversy.html

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6337369/Every-time-abuse-hunter-fox-die-Animal-rights-activist-finds-chilling-warning.html
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on November 01, 2018, 09:52:41 am
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6340043/One-eight-Brits-vegetarian-vegan-half-secret-meat-eaters.html
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on November 02, 2018, 08:10:45 pm
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6344163/Freelee-Banana-Girl-SLAMS-idea-women-huge-butts-lips.html

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6344563/Italian-vegan-threatened-knife-mother-death-cooking-bolognese-sauce-meat-in.html

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-6340365/Wildly-popular-vegan-burger-bleeds-tastes-like-beef-launches-Australia.html

More vegan absurdities....

Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on November 06, 2018, 12:19:30 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiGiMU4vd4Q

I think I put this in another thread years ago but this raw-meat-related sketch belongs here, really.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on November 06, 2018, 07:32:49 pm
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6357999/Furious-vegans-accuse-farmer-murder-offered-customers-chance-turkeys.html
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: sabertooth on November 10, 2018, 02:06:39 pm
https://www.ebay.com/itm/232636600716
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on November 12, 2018, 06:56:05 pm
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6379565/Football-team-hailed-vegan-diet-caught-ordering-chicken-fish.html
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on November 15, 2018, 12:17:06 am
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6389015/Irish-grandmothers-hilarious-reactions-tries-fast-food-time.html

Rather sad, really, but a reflection of modern times. We are all being influenced to do things that are bad for us all the time.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: dair on November 20, 2018, 02:46:43 am
http://www.nationmultimedia.com/detail/breakingnews/30358759
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on November 22, 2018, 02:24:48 am
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6413235/American-tourist-27-killed-protected-tribesmen-remote-island.html

I am not surprised that such a palaeoish tribe would want to avoid all social contact with modern peoples.....
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on November 22, 2018, 02:37:49 am
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6414453/The-Shoulder-Mutton-swaps-bid-attract-VEGANS.html

I see the creeping evil of hipster, vegan cafes appearing in my neighbourhood here in central Europe. Fortunately, the one on my street went out of business some time ago.....
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on November 23, 2018, 03:17:05 am


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6418643/Soccer-star-Patrice-Evra-posts-video-bizarrely-licking-spanking-raw-chicken.html
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on November 25, 2018, 05:26:52 pm

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6424379/Noel-Edmonds-Harry-Redknapp-come-face-face-sheeps-BRAIN.html
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on November 26, 2018, 05:18:37 pm


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6427579/Im-Celebrity-Emily-Atack-screams-terror-LIVE-Bushtucker-Trial.html

It pains me a bit that a raw-meat diet is being used in a show to degrade the celebrity contestants. Reality TV shows really are the pits as regards human values.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on December 01, 2018, 06:16:39 pm


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6449313/Vegan-activist-played-slaughter-sounds-Brighton-steak-house-daughter-meat-merchant.html

As usual, a snowflake who's a hypocrite. Reminds me of those leftwing protest marches in the UK against poverty and the wealthy - when the journalists checked they found that the marchers were almost all wealthy, middle-class types who were just relieving their guilt at being part of the corrupt rich, while  doing nothing to actually  change the situation, such as giving all their ill-earned money to the poor. I recall Jack Straw's son was one of them(a minister in the UK Labour government in the past).
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: dair on December 03, 2018, 01:10:01 am
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6413235/American-tourist-27-killed-protected-tribesmen-remote-island.html

I am not surprised that such a palaeoish tribe would want to avoid all social contact with modern peoples.....

I read that 2 drunk indian fishermen, asleep on their boat, drifted on to their island and where killed...
Cool to read that tribes still hunt with bow and arrow... and they don't seem afraid !
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: sabertooth on December 03, 2018, 11:37:52 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlzyIbmyM78
I always hated Broccoli too!
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on December 07, 2018, 05:43:44 pm
Now this is something to smile and be pleased about,  not laugh at:-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rVvyAF6K3I
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on December 11, 2018, 07:27:44 pm
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6481877/Vegan-group-holds-wake-nine-turkeys-killed-Christmas-dinner.html
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on December 11, 2018, 07:47:51 pm

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6479683/Girl-fire-Woman-wins-chilli-eating-contest-China-wolfing-20-peppers-one-minute.html
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on January 08, 2019, 01:01:00 am

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6564809/Vegetarian-taxidermist-Southern-California-branded-disgusting-murderer.html
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on January 09, 2019, 02:55:57 am
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6568377/Performer-gnaws-raw-piglet-carcass-slaughtering-stage-traditional-Indian-play.html


"ALL TRUTH PASSES THROUGH THREE STAGES. FIRST, IT IS RIDICULED. SECOND, IT IS VIOLENTLY OPPOSED. THIRD, IT IS ACCEPTED AS BEING SELF-EVIDENT.” (ARTHUR SCHOPENHAUER)
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on January 15, 2019, 12:50:52 am
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6589687/Vegans-storm-ethical-grocery-store-protest-hurl-abuse-customers-staff.html
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on January 20, 2019, 09:36:08 am
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6610227/Im-Celeb-avoids-Ofcom-probe-cruel-Bushtucker-trials-involving-stars-eating-live-bugs.html
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: sabertooth on January 21, 2019, 03:25:31 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1z3zO6KC920
"Actual Vegans know that eating corpse does not heal."
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on January 25, 2019, 08:57:08 pm

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-6630221/Depressing-moment-water-bird-offers-mate-potentially-deadly-scrap-discarded-plastic.html
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on January 31, 2019, 06:48:18 am
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-6633097/Vegetarians-Wurst-nightmare-Germanys-sausage-hotel.html
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on February 04, 2019, 03:22:36 pm
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6664059/Why-vegans-think-switch-light-green-electricity-come-farm-waste.html
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on February 08, 2019, 11:03:42 pm
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6682005/Muslims-China-forced-eat-pork-drink-alcohol-Lunar-New-Year-dinners.html

Note the Chinese government forcing them to buy raw pork. A truly "rawpalaeo" notion, except for the fact that  Muslims prefer cooking their meats.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on February 11, 2019, 03:00:55 pm

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6689887/Fox-Friends-host-says-washed-hands-10-years.html


Personally, given concerns re hygiene etc., I make it a point to wash my hands regularly with soap. I do NOT recommend the above behaviour unless you plan on suffering. Have a look  online at the practice of "logging" in tourists resorts and its effect on mass food-poisoning, for example.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on February 13, 2019, 04:03:03 am
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6696361/Lottery-winner-wears-Scream-mask-collect-1million-prize.html
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on February 14, 2019, 09:52:03 pm
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6703741/Vegan-activists-perform-rites-ceremonies-cattle-abattoir.html
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on February 18, 2019, 11:31:33 pm
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6717025/Natwest-apologises-customer-worker-tells-vegans-punched-face.html
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on February 19, 2019, 04:37:49 am
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6705163/US-Marines-slurp-BLOOD-BEHEADED-COBRAS-EAT-TARANTULAS-BONKERS-Thai-survival-war-games.html
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on February 21, 2019, 02:30:00 am
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6724441/Mother-defends-disgusting-decision-eat-living-creepy-crawlies-day.html
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on February 21, 2019, 07:35:18 pm
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6726657/Vegan-farmer-gives-50-000-herd-sanctuary-not-bare-seeing-terrified.html
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on February 23, 2019, 02:10:13 am
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6733237/Former-lawyer-party-girl-claims-fruitarian-diet-helped-magic-life.html
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: sabertooth on February 23, 2019, 11:24:27 am
For all you Dairy Lovers out there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6w8OFgI22A
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on March 03, 2019, 11:57:16 pm
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6766061/Meet-man-drinks-pint-URINE-day-claiming-never-felt-healthier.html
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on March 06, 2019, 01:06:54 am
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6769609/How-love-one-animal-harming-Meet-woman-whos-raising-dogs-VEGAN.html

Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on March 08, 2019, 11:15:42 pm
https://www.nature.com/articles/srep44707
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on March 19, 2019, 01:10:31 am
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6818867/Pregnant-vegan-outraged-husband-suggests-eat-meat-babys-health.html
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on March 22, 2019, 01:45:33 am
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6832789/32-year-old-vegan-reveals-virgin.html
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on March 26, 2019, 07:18:53 am
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6848523/Man-circumcised-MISTAKE-NHS-surgeons-mixed-paperwork.html

I recall a recent article, among many others, where a nurse admitted that she avoided the possibility of an operation like the plague, as she remembered a young male patient in his 20s who went in for a very minor operation but died at the operating table due to an allergy to the anaesthetic, and she knew of many other similiar examples where an unnecessary operation led to further problems and death.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on March 28, 2019, 11:39:05 pm
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6860031/Chef-fights-against-vegan-activists-stormed-Michelin-starred-Mayfair-restaurant.html
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on April 02, 2019, 12:19:36 pm
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6874895/Bride-refuses-cater-vegan-guests-says-bring-dinner.html

People seem to be starting, gradually, to get tired of the vegans.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: sabertooth on April 14, 2019, 11:56:03 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8W8QQcde7D4
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on April 20, 2019, 12:09:51 am
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6924019/Is-really-vegan-tax-Femail-reveals-pay-220-cent-plant-based-food.html

Given all the urgings by vegans and others to force a meat-tax  on the rest of the world, it is nice to know that vegans are paying extra already in other ways!
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on April 20, 2019, 01:05:54 am
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6724441/Mother-defends-disgusting-decision-eat-living-creepy-crawlies-day.html
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on April 20, 2019, 01:07:59 am
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6884283/Two-men-eat-raw-LIVER-vegan-protest-blasting-activists-making-people-malnourished.html
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on April 20, 2019, 11:01:19 am
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6941175/The-Quorn-conspiracy-Factory-worker-hid-chicken-nugget-pack-vegetarian-cocktail-sausages.html
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on May 03, 2019, 10:02:36 am
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6985777/Vegans-demand-animal-sanctuary-caf-stops-serving-meat-despite-profits-helping-vulnerable-creatures.html
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on May 07, 2019, 01:12:26 am
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6997027/Cannibal-girl-boasted-classmates-cooked-ate-human-flesh-Russian-paedophile.html

When some people talk about rawpaleodieters, they sometimes refer to us as cannibals, yet almost all the real cannibals seem to prefer their human meat to be cooked first before consumption....
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on May 30, 2019, 10:36:00 pm
Yet another reason to avoid buying processed foods:-

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7086791/Man-49-jailed-URINATING-Kelloggs-Raisin-Bran-cereal-production-line-bragging-it.html

If you think this is just an isolated incident, you are sorely mistaken.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on May 31, 2019, 10:29:06 pm
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-7090881/Performance-students-use-Twitter-study-25-40-lower.html
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on August 02, 2019, 12:25:38 am
https://me.me/i/crystal-furniture-set-that-looks-like-raw-meat-e819ff80f0aa43e696c0035797cea2dd
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on August 14, 2019, 06:46:40 am
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7354053/Howzat-Meat-cricket-club-goes-vegan.html
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on August 23, 2019, 07:45:31 am
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7381777/Vegan-couple-forced-baby-daughter-meat-free-diet-jailed.html
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on September 04, 2019, 12:32:57 pm
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7423141/Vegan-activists-separate-chickens-cockerels-hens-not-raped.html
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on September 05, 2019, 03:43:34 am
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7419663/Vegan-locked-feud-neighbours-wants-stop-cooking-meat.html

Seemingly very funny, but it shows how dangerous and stupid the hard-left/vegan movement is as regards simple individuals.
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on September 09, 2019, 10:40:54 pm
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7443707/Swedish-scientist-says-humans-cannibals-fight-climate-change.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed_desktop_news
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on September 18, 2019, 03:14:49 pm
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-2007510/Video-Bizarre-competition-sees-men-women-eating-raw-onions.html

Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on September 20, 2019, 09:00:18 pm
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-7469713/Beekeepers-CCTV-footage-reveals-wild-bears-feast-expensive-HONEY.html?offset=6&max=100&jumpTo=comment-463222509#comment-463222509

A farmer who does not want to kill the local wildlife! The farmers I met would rant about the slaughter of foxes and badgers.....
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on September 27, 2019, 06:16:19 am
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7507095/Vegan-student-20-demands-apology-Greggs-served-PORK-sausage-roll.html
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on September 30, 2019, 08:08:38 pm
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7520187/Man-punches-female-vegan-activist-face-starts-brawl-Pizza-Express.html
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on October 15, 2019, 12:24:00 pm
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7571907/Piers-Morgan-slams-Extinction-Rebellion-supporter-boasted-dog-vegan.html
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: TylerDurden on October 16, 2019, 08:53:09 pm
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7576479/Families-told-vegetarian-kill-pet-shock-new-Channel-4-show.html
Title: Re: Give us a laugh !
Post by: sabertooth on November 11, 2019, 12:31:17 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X63CbD6sdEs