HI, I had to laugh about the green egg... No, I meant that the chickens eat green food all day along with bugs. Pretty hard to find these days. I have never put the yolk on my head/hair. You may have hard water, which makes it hard to rinse all the baking soda out of the hair. Yes, having short hair is easier to wash and keep looking ok with baking soda. It probably won't look as shiny as commercial shampoos and conditioners. I use between a teaspoon and a tablespoon. Try wetting hair real good, then take a teaspoon of bs and spread it out on your hands and then rub it into your hair. The focus should be in getting it down to the scalp level. you can take a little more water into your hands and apply that to your head. Then gently work on your scalp, rubbing it into your scalp. Let it sit for around five or ten minutes while you shower or whatever. Then before rinsing it off, massage some more. Bs has the ability to dissolve not only the oils but the crud in you scalp. Then while massaging, rinse very well with just warm water. Too warm, and you'll lose too much natural oils from your hair. That is why I have gone down to a teaspoon or table spoon. Too much strips your natural oils. I also brush my hair, short hair, with a bristle brush twice a day. YOu have to get down to the scalp and stimulate it along with exfoliating it with the bristles. I also massage my scalp first thing in the morning with my finger tips before getting out of bed. I think a lot of it is getting blood flowing/nutrients. It's really not that hard to do once you've got it. I use a tupper ware plastic container with lid for the bs. It also is amazing to use it in replacing soap for your arm pits. Let it sit in their for several minutes too. Really works, hardly ever smell. I haven' had atheletes foot, but am believing soaking feet in high concentrations of bs would chase it away. Have you seen the Italian oncologist's work who treats cancer with bs. He believes all cancers are clusters forms of cancer, and the the high ph of bs dissolves the micro clusters of cancer/fungus. Let me know if anything needs further clarification. I at one time was thinking about coming out with a hair loss shampoo based on bs, but realized it' far to easy to copy...