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Re: Give us a laugh !
« Reply #225 on: November 11, 2014, 08:12:32 am »
America actually has plenty of great beer; I think that is kind of a myth.  Trust me I am an alcoholic and have tried about all of them. :)
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Re: Give us a laugh !
« Reply #226 on: November 19, 2014, 08:44:04 pm »
"During the last campaign I knew what was happening. You know, they mocked me for my foreign policy and they laughed at my monetary policy. No more. No more.
" Ron Paul.

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Re: Give us a laugh !
« Reply #227 on: November 20, 2014, 08:31:32 am »
Hmmmm..... so would you get a  seaguin or a peneal
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« Reply #228 on: November 20, 2014, 08:40:45 am »
Hmmmm..... so would you get a  seaguin or a peneal

Whatever you call it, don'tcha wonder about that bird-mammal issue? The word, it turns out is monotreme: an egg-laying mammal.
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« Reply #229 on: November 20, 2014, 09:41:29 am »
Not to mention the apparently abusive nature of the relationship......
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Re: Give us a laugh !
« Reply #230 on: December 03, 2014, 06:11:15 am »
Russian Federal Highway LENA
http://englishrussia.com/2014/12/02/154812/
(3 pages worth seeing  ;D)
Cause and effect are distant in time and space in complex systems, while at the same time there’s a tendency to look for causes near the events sought to be explained. Time delays in feedback in systems result in the condition where the long-run response of a system to an action is often different from its short-run response. — Ronald J. Ziegler

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Re: Give us a laugh !
« Reply #231 on: December 03, 2014, 06:45:43 am »
Russian Federal Highway LENA
http://englishrussia.com/2014/12/02/154812/
(3 pages worth seeing  ;D)
Oh dear, I just got a "malicious site warning" when I tried to access your link , Iguana.
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« Reply #232 on: December 03, 2014, 06:55:34 am »
Its astonishing because I've been regularly watching this "English Russia" website for years without any problem. My computer is protected by Avast antivirus; it didn't detect any treat there.  ???
Cause and effect are distant in time and space in complex systems, while at the same time there’s a tendency to look for causes near the events sought to be explained. Time delays in feedback in systems result in the condition where the long-run response of a system to an action is often different from its short-run response. — Ronald J. Ziegler

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« Reply #233 on: December 03, 2014, 08:44:11 am »
That site opened here without a warning. Great photos!
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Re: Give us a laugh !
« Reply #234 on: December 03, 2014, 11:10:22 am »
Russian Federal Highway LENA
http://englishrussia.com/2014/12/02/154812/
(3 pages worth seeing  ;D)


Must be the Russian way of deterring a Chinese invasion.
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Re: Give us a laugh !
« Reply #235 on: December 03, 2014, 03:13:45 pm »
Well, I chose to ignore the warning. Seems OK, must have been a misfire of my antivirus.
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Re: Give us a laugh !
« Reply #236 on: December 04, 2014, 05:25:37 am »
Don't you still have a Mac?
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Re: Give us a laugh !
« Reply #237 on: December 04, 2014, 05:49:28 am »
No, I now have a PC.

After I had accessed Iguana's link, I soon found my computer freezing/stalling so had to switch off and restart. Nothing happened the first time I accessed the site ages ago when Iguana last linked to it. Most odd.
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Re: Give us a laugh !
« Reply #238 on: December 05, 2014, 07:59:49 am »
This international symbol for marriage is funny at first, but needs reinterpretation based on the state and culture where you live. In my country this is a voluntary moral enslavement, in the 1st world countries there is a big Government behind the women enslaving men, especially when there are children involved. I think I'll make some modifications on this symbol.
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Re: Give us a laugh !
« Reply #239 on: December 09, 2014, 05:35:56 am »
 There was this very funny online game supposedly being promoted on google and the politically-correct brigade all condemned it, so I thought I would try it out just for fun. Despite it being too difficult in later stages, I decided to try it out and it is, surprisingly,  absurdly addictive:-

http://www.andkon.com/arcade/adventureaction/asshunter/

Note I am not personally a "homosexualmisist", I just find it amusing in an outrageous way.
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Re: Give us a laugh ! Marketing to Doctors - Feb 8, 2015
« Reply #240 on: February 11, 2015, 10:24:46 pm »
Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: Marketing to Doctors (HBO)

Published on Feb 8, 2015
Pharmaceutical companies spend billions of dollars marketing drugs to doctors.
We have a few issues with that.
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Re: Give us a laugh !
« Reply #241 on: February 12, 2015, 12:38:24 pm »
LOL GS
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"During the last campaign I knew what was happening. You know, they mocked me for my foreign policy and they laughed at my monetary policy. No more. No more.
" Ron Paul.

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Re: Give us a laugh !
« Reply #243 on: February 20, 2015, 10:56:04 am »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2959456/The-Mars-One-rejects-Audition-videos-reveal-hopefuls-DIDN-T-make-final-cut-controversial-mission.html

I would like to make a belated audition to MARS if I were to be given the chance to become one of the ADAMs to seed mars with my genetics.

- I have a sperm count of 300 million / ml
- I have created and cared for several children, parenting skills, healing / nutrition skills
- I have impregnating skills and have a good way of getting along with multiple women... i expect polygamy on mars to seed that planet.
- I am extremely pro-life, have home birthing knowledge and skills
- I am a mechanical engineer / computer linux dork network administrator programmer / mechanical skills
- I have amateur astronomy hobby skills
- I have always been a curious science geek and highly mathematical (note engineer) and will do satisfactory science experiments as required
- I have zero religious baggage.

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Re: Give us a laugh !
« Reply #244 on: February 20, 2015, 03:10:13 pm »
I find MarsOne amusing but highly unlikely to succeed. For one thing, none of the applicants are being selected due to having scientific abilities, but for charisma etc., the sort of things one expects on a reality TV show. The producers of MarsOne are also the evil monsters who got the whole Big Brother TV series concept first going, thus ruining TV for a long time. There are other considerations, the amount the producers claim to need for a Mars mission is  apparently way too low for a real Mars mission  and the global TV rights for the mission will not be  anywhere  near enough  to raise the billions needed to get the mission going.  Then there is the point made that anyone living more than 10 months on Mars would experience permanent and fatal bone-loss/muscle-loss and pregancy would be highly unlikely to succeed, and space radiation would likely give them all cancer after just a month of travel to Mars. I am not impressed even with the few successful applicants from the UK, either.

Still, as an absurd idea, I find it amusing.
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« Reply #245 on: February 21, 2015, 06:06:16 am »
Yeah but GS you'd be eating from a pill bottle probably.
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Re: Give us a laugh !
« Reply #246 on: February 23, 2015, 06:30:43 am »
I have no idea if this is true, but no doubt I will find out soon.

GREEK LEGAL SYSTEM
 
A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court in Greece; but the custody of their children posed a problem.
 
The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.
 
The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked for his side of the story.
 
After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied:
 
"Your Honour, when I put a coin into a vending machine, and a Coke comes out, does the Coke belong to me or to the machine?"
 
DON'T LAUGH...... HE WON!!
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Re: Give us a laugh ! We Love GMOs and Vaccines
« Reply #247 on: February 26, 2015, 12:12:39 am »
We Love GMOs and Vaccines

https://www.facebook.com/welovegv

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« Reply #248 on: March 15, 2015, 02:46:24 am »
We Love GMOs and Vaccines

https://www.facebook.com/welovegv


They're usually the ones saying about anti-vaxxers "Let Darwinism take its course"; how ironical.


Here's a joke that will probably make you think more than it will make you laugh:

What's the difference between a religious person and a materialistic atheist?

-None, they both believe in invisible entities that decide upon their well- or ill-being, and both know exactly what happens after they die...

ok, next one:
Why do kids hate liver?

-Because it tastes offal!

aaaannd bonus joke:

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

-Because 7 is a registered 6 offender  >D

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"During the last campaign I knew what was happening. You know, they mocked me for my foreign policy and they laughed at my monetary policy. No more. No more.
" Ron Paul.

 

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