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Re: Give us a laugh !
« Reply #175 on: August 15, 2013, 10:05:11 am »
-- BACK PAIN
 



Hospitals in Quebec, Canada are overcrowded with politicians, engineers and mayors with serious back pain, some senators in Ottawa are experiencing the same problem.


After a short investigation, doctors found that their mattress caused the problem!
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« Reply #176 on: August 15, 2013, 10:09:01 am »
OK. This a cheap one. I admit it. You can say it all and I agree. But it is not a bad one.

Woman adding a quart of oil to the car.

http://i.imgur.com/gpALGIH.gif
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« Reply #177 on: August 15, 2013, 10:11:36 am »
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« Reply #178 on: August 15, 2013, 10:12:47 am »
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« Reply #180 on: August 15, 2013, 10:18:08 am »
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« Reply #181 on: August 24, 2013, 09:23:22 am »
The Pope has lifted the ban on condoms, but further training is required.

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« Reply #182 on: August 30, 2013, 12:07:07 am »
One psychologist to another meeting in a hallway:

You're fine, how am I.
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« Reply #183 on: October 26, 2013, 05:04:55 am »
Hmmm...
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« Reply #184 on: October 26, 2013, 11:16:35 am »
Ha...

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Re: Give us a laugh !
« Reply #186 on: November 24, 2013, 03:16:41 am »
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« Reply #187 on: November 30, 2013, 04:43:29 am »
You can substitute your favourite crook politician for this jewel. It is in reference to Mike Duffy, Senator Canada and Pamela Wallin, Senator. The fourth one is an ex prime minister who is pretty much the sleaziest in Canadian history who is  although not convicted is pretty well confirmed to have taken a bribe reference buying aircraft for Air Canada.
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Re: Give us a laugh !
« Reply #188 on: November 30, 2013, 09:39:44 am »
Toronto mayor Rob Ford says he gets enough pussy to eat at home

This is a gem!

"Says that I want to eat her pussy. I've never said that in my life to her. I would never do that. I'm happily married, I've got plenty to eat at home."
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell

I suppose it is tempting, if the only tool you have is a hammer, to treat everything as if it were a nail.

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Re: Give us a laugh !
« Reply #189 on: December 03, 2013, 10:06:22 am »
Boys, them Canadians is somebody else!
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« Reply #190 on: December 03, 2013, 10:08:58 am »
With the Rob Ford theme in mind....


Joke of the Day - For Canadians...           

 

A guy traveling through the USA on vacation lost his wallet and all of his identification.

Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home but was stopped by the Canadian Customs Agent at the border. 

"May I see your identification, please?" asked the agent. 
 
"I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replied the guy.

"Sure buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no entry," said the agent.

"But I can prove I'm a Canadian!" he exclaimed.
 
"I have a picture of Celine Dion tattooed on one side of my butt and Shania Twain on the other."
 
"This I got to see," replied the agent.

With that, the guy dropped his pants and showed the agent his behind.

"By golly, you're right!" exclaimed the agent."Have a safe trip back to Toronto "

Thanks!" he said. "But how did you know I was from Toronto"?
 
The agent replied,
 
"I recognized Rob Ford  in the middle."
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Re: Give us a laugh ! All men fool around!
« Reply #191 on: January 07, 2014, 11:30:07 pm »
Eddie Murphy's RAW - All men fool around! [HD]

Eddie Murphy's RAW - All men fool around!
Comics have a way of spilling the truth... :)
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Re: Give us a laugh ! Chris Rock: The difference between Men and Women
« Reply #192 on: January 08, 2014, 12:06:50 am »
Chris Differences Between Men

Chris Rock: The difference between Men and Women
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Re: Give us a laugh !
« Reply #193 on: January 09, 2014, 02:14:50 am »
woman and lies-chris rock

Hilarious comedian... funny truth messenger.

Chris Rock - The Monica Lewinsky Scandal

On the Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky thing.

Hillary put the free world in danger by not doing her duty as first lady...
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Re: Give us a laugh !
« Reply #194 on: January 09, 2014, 03:05:57 am »
GS,
That's two days in a row you made my day! Keep em comin! Thanks
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Re: Give us a laugh !
« Reply #195 on: January 15, 2014, 10:14:14 pm »
Dave Chapelle - Men and Women Psychology - Very True

http://youtu.be/5ZRflz-93JA?t=3m43s

Just because I'm dressed like this... does not make me a whore! (beginning at 3:43)
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"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell

I suppose it is tempting, if the only tool you have is a hammer, to treat everything as if it were a nail.

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Re: Give us a laugh !
« Reply #198 on: January 22, 2014, 03:48:31 am »
That comic hits the nail on the head, I do believe. Thanks Jessica!
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Re: Give us a laugh !
« Reply #199 on: January 22, 2014, 10:16:09 am »
11 PEOPLE ON A ROPE

Eleven people were hanging on a rope
Under a helicopter..
10 men and 1 woman.
The rope was not strong enough to carry them all
So they decided that one had to let go,
otherwise they were all going to fall.
They weren't able to choose that person,
Until the woman gave a very touching speech.
She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope,
Because, as a woman,
She was used to giving up everything
For her husband and kids or for men in general,
And was used to always making sacrifices
With little in return.

As soon as she finished her speech,
All the men started clapping . . .
 
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