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Re: Give us a laugh !
« Reply #400 on: October 16, 2015, 07:27:43 am »
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Re: Give us a laugh !
« Reply #401 on: October 16, 2015, 12:25:23 pm »
Gotta wonder who pays for this stuff. Probably the Bush team...
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Re: Give us a laugh !
« Reply #402 on: October 17, 2015, 12:31:38 am »
Alls fair in politics, love and war.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAtunJv6NtE
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Re: Give us a laugh ! Hot vs Crazy Matrix - Viral!
« Reply #403 on: October 18, 2015, 11:46:00 am »
Hot Crazy Matrix - A Man's Guide to Women

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKWmFWRVLlU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKWmFWRVLlU

... and we health freaks know the "normal" women are crazy because of the SAD diet, pollution, etc.

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Re: Give us a laugh !
« Reply #404 on: October 21, 2015, 02:03:15 pm »
The following is a hilarious criticism of the new Star Wars  film and franchise by a man who I normally would despise for ignorantly attacking the 2nd amendment on his(now thankfully dead) US TV show:-

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3281611/PIERS-MORGAN-Force-Awakens-Sorry-Star-Wars-sucked-40-overrated-overhyped-preposterous-years.html

I never liked Star Wars or Star Trek as they mocked (most)aliens making them seem idiotic or seem  just like humans in behaviour. Of the first Star Wars Trilogy, only the 2nd one was really any good, and that was only because george lucas had no involvement, apparently. Lucas'  dialogue was ridiculed for its idiocy by at least   2 of the actors in the first film, and the 4th to 6th films were so bad it was embarassing. I only  watched those last 3 films  because I had liked the Empire Strikes Back and just wanted to see if there was even one redeeming scene  in them - there wasn't. It was even highly patronising to the little  kids it was aimed at! Still, minus George Lucas' involvement the new movie  might end up being OK!? Who knows?
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Re: Give us a laugh ! Husbands in a feminist world.
« Reply #405 on: October 22, 2015, 11:53:52 am »
Husbands in a feminist world.

In a feminist mindset.

I've gone past this... luckily... must be my age... and experience... teaching my sons not to be like this.

Women I see here do not respect floor mats.


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Re: Give us a laugh ! Identify this contraption - what my kids said...
« Reply #406 on: October 24, 2015, 09:32:52 pm »


http://history.nasa.gov/alsj/a16/AS16-113-18331HR.jpg

Showed this to my kids... and they said... in 1 second... "It looks like a piece of junk... paper machet with wrappers..."

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Re: Give us a laugh !
« Reply #407 on: October 25, 2015, 03:38:57 am »
Probably is, just like the current state of the US economy/dollar.

Gee I wonder where the picture was taken on the Walt Disney lot...
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Re: Give us a laugh ! Heterosexual courtship BIG NEWS, 10s of Millions of Fans
« Reply #408 on: October 25, 2015, 06:39:20 am »
To my friends who like me did not understand what #aldub is all about. This is the climax moment of this months long TV skit courtship of a young heterosexual couple, Philippine Catholic approved style. 55,000 people trooped to the Philippine Arena to watch this live: "Sa Tamang Panahon" - The Right Time... for the young couple to hold hands, hug and for the people to hear "Yaya Dub" speak with her real voice for the first time. And millions more watched live. And millions more tweeted. Front page on the Philippine Daily Inquirer.

http://entertainment.inquirer.net/181811/aldub-breaks-fifa-world-cups-twitter-record

During our real grandma's time... what comes next is wedding arrangements pronto.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZkafqdYLtY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZkafqdYLtY





If you think this is boring... think of the business opportunities... this of the ratings... the viewership... the ads... the sponsors... this is a big deal and must become a classic business case in schools.
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Re: Give us a laugh !
« Reply #409 on: October 25, 2015, 01:42:03 pm »
Well, sadly, this is one item where I feel like wincing not laughing, I absolutely hate all reality TV shows. They are made by TV companies because they cost very little to produce compared to other productions and are absolutely tasteless and actually quite boring. So the producers inevitably engineer fake difficulties between participants on each show to engender interest. God, why could I not have been born in the 1900s and died in 1990 before these godawful reality tv shows appeared?
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Re: Give us a laugh !
« Reply #410 on: October 25, 2015, 04:25:43 pm »
Oh this one is NOT a reality show. It is a daily comedy skit with rough story and impromptu adlib lines. With cross dressing men posing as conservative grandmas.
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Re: Give us a laugh !
« Reply #411 on: October 25, 2015, 05:36:35 pm »
Ooops! The Internet unfortunately shortens one's attention-span and one does not check everything one sees. -[
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Re: Give us a laugh !
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Re: Give us a laugh !
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Well, sadly, this is one item where I feel like wincing not laughing, I absolutely hate all reality TV shows. They are made by TV companies because they cost very little to produce compared to other productions and are absolutely tasteless and actually quite boring. So the producers inevitably engineer fake difficulties between participants on each show to engender interest. God, why could I not have been born in the 1900s and died in 1990 before these godawful reality tv shows appeared?


Could not agree more.   These shows are no laughing matter - just a tragedy to watch!   Wondered if getting rid of all performers they could next get rid of the technicians to further save costs?   They have, with automated, remote operated cameras, so cameramen are redundant now!   Next get rid of all administrative staff and technical director and CEO.   (PLEASE!!!!!!!!!)

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Re: Give us a laugh !
« Reply #413 on: November 18, 2015, 07:43:33 am »
"During the last campaign I knew what was happening. You know, they mocked me for my foreign policy and they laughed at my monetary policy. No more. No more.
" Ron Paul.

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"During the last campaign I knew what was happening. You know, they mocked me for my foreign policy and they laughed at my monetary policy. No more. No more.
" Ron Paul.

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Re: Give us a laugh !
« Reply #415 on: November 18, 2015, 06:24:24 pm »
Ooops! The Internet unfortunately shortens one's attention-span and one does not check everything one sees. -[
I agree.  Why don't we let thoughts in this thread play them self out even if they can be a little off-topic.    Just when things get interesting we always shut it down.
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Re: Give us a laugh !
« Reply #416 on: November 18, 2015, 11:00:11 pm »
This is really meant to be a whimsical thread of short, individual posts  to put some fun in peoples' lives, so I would rather not repeat ,er, past , transgressions of various posters, myself included. Perhaps funny posts can be included, however controversial, but comments on them banned?

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Re: Give us a laugh !
« Reply #417 on: November 18, 2015, 11:00:17 pm »
"During the last campaign I knew what was happening. You know, they mocked me for my foreign policy and they laughed at my monetary policy. No more. No more.
" Ron Paul.

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Re: Give us a laugh !
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Re: Give us a laugh !
« Reply #419 on: November 19, 2015, 04:22:37 pm »
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Re: Give us a laugh ! - Favors from women are like money from the MAFIA...
« Reply #420 on: November 20, 2015, 06:21:14 pm »
I had a big laugh at this with my 2nd son this morning.

I was listening to Stefan tell the story of how he met his wife and was convinced he wanted to marry her simply because she was a kind soul who picked up his sandals that he had repaired, downtown because she was already there, as a favor to him, with no strings attached.

At 9:40 he says, "You got my sandals... let's get married! You're so nice, you're so helpful... Favors from women are like money from the MAFIA..."

And his listener says "I would shed a tear if somebody did this to me..."

https://youtu.be/Q4QN5ksmlUU?t=7m24s

Are females really that bad where this guy comes from?

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Re: Give us a laugh !
« Reply #421 on: November 21, 2015, 09:42:39 am »
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« Reply #422 on: November 21, 2015, 09:48:56 am »
A man who makes a beast of himself, forgets the pain of being a man.

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Re: Give us a laugh ! Bill Maher on Feminism
« Reply #423 on: December 06, 2015, 02:47:12 pm »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x64cy3Bcr98

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x64cy3Bcr98

Ha ha ha... I fuck my wife.  My brother fucks his wife.  And my dad fucks his wife too... now that is integrity!
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"During the last campaign I knew what was happening. You know, they mocked me for my foreign policy and they laughed at my monetary policy. No more. No more.
" Ron Paul.

 

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